AWD isn’t quite sure what the hell this commercial is trying to do except make damn sure no man ever buys a Volkswagen! Maybe if they put a few teleprompters off-screen they could have had Obama teaching the kid to throw in this commercial!
I think they should re-name the Passat to the Pussat! Great googly moogly, is that dad a homo or what! At that age, AWD’s dad was teaching him to throw a knuckle-ball that would knock your teeth out! That’s the damn truth, too!
One thing I know for certain after watching that is NO MAN should ever have his ass sitting in a @#&* Volkswagen! I guess Volkswagen is trying to increase sales in the California and New York markets with this poofter-ish insult to men!
I keep waiting for the mom to come out and beat the gay dad to death with a baseball bat for turning her son into a half-a-sissy who is destined to a lifetime of biting pillows! Sheee-ut!
Maybe fuzzy little gay foreigners over in Germany think this is amusing since most of them moisturize on a regular basis! AWD finds it completely insulting to portray the time honored experience of a dad teaching his son how to bring the heat with a fastball that stings the hand! Hell, at that age, AWD was throwing curves that would smack you in the ear! With a poofter dad like that, the kid in the commercial will end up making candles or some girly sh* like that!
AWD will confess. I once owned a VW. In high school, the Big Sexy owned a ’73 VW Thing. It looked like this:
Among my compadres, it was known as the “Hellmobile!” And you better believe that yellow sumbitch was a babe magnet! Driving with the top down, doors off down Ocean Boulevard at Myrtle Beach with P-Funk and Led Zep blasting, I had to restrict entrance from curvy babes ready to bear AWD’s chirren! Even if they weren’t successful, we gave it our best shot, baybah!
Here’s the difference between a Texan who drives a pickup and a community organizer who gets ridden by Reggie Love:
AWD doesn’t agree with a lot of things W did during his 8 years, but damn if that sumbitch didn’t throw a strike when it counted! That was right after 9/11 when American needed to know an American man was in charge! Today, we have a mommy-pants wearing turd who can’t get the ball in the same time zone as the plate! Oh, how America has fallen!
I understand that commercials are written by half-a-sissy libtards who have never held a baseball but have vast experience holding other types of balls. But still, teaching a son to throw a baseball is a time-honored American tradition that no one should ridicule! Especially a bunch of Eurotrash from Germany with gay little cars tailor-made to be squashed by F-150’s in ‘merica!
The mom should slap that homo dad and send the kid to military school!