Ohhhh shama lama and a big ding dong to you worthless infidel dogs! The Imam sends this warning, submit unto Allah at once and maybe Islam will let you live. For a bit longer, anyway.
The Imam’s heart is sad and his anger is great! The Imam is angry that three handsome Saudi jihadist men were expelled from a cultural festival last week in Riyadh for being “too sexy.” The men were expelled from the annual StoningFest where Muslim men get rid of their old wives to make room for the new class of 8 year olds. StoningFest is a timeless tradition and fun for the whole Muslim family. Except for the 13 year old wives who end up in the pit! Shama lama!
What has the world of Islam come to! How could this happen!? These men know handsome men are not allowed in Islam! What were they thinking?
It is a sad day that handsome men believe they have a place in Islam! Islam is ugly! And that is the way Allah likes it! Why do you think he commands Muslim women to wear burqas?
But the Imam’s anger burns like the fires of a 1000 exploding Israeli buses because the three handsome men were not just mere handsome men….because there are no handsome men in Islam. Only ugly, hairy jihadists that would scare Rosie O’Donnell off of an all-you-can-eat buffet are allowed in Islam! The Imam knows there was something else about these so-called handsome men.
Here is a photo of one of the “handsome” men. You be the judge, worthless infidel dog!
His name is Omar al-Gaywadi and he is a well-known hairdresser in the French suburbs of Riyadh. This “handsome man” has seen more than one sword of jihad up close, if you know what the Imam means! He has been the recipient of more drilling and pumping than the Saudi oil fields! A true gay-hadist.
Here is another of the so-called “handsome men:”
This “handsome man” is known as Osama bin Pooftered. He is known to be able to identify the thread count of every fine Egyptian-cotton pillow in the Kingdom of Saud! His teeth marks have been found by Religious Police on pillows in the hotel rooms of numerous visiting American Democrat politicians for years!
I believe you will recognize the third Muslim man. He is not handsome and has a propensity to wearing mommy jeans and riding bicycles of little girls. He was asked to leave the StoningFest festival because of his openly homosexual and sissified behavior. This Muslim is well known in gay bath houses in your America and has a unique relationship with a “sensitive guy” jihadist named Reggie Love aka The Body Man. Infidels, Body Man? That don’t even sound right!
Yes, this jihadist has seen more wangs than the Beijing phone book. But he is a true enemy to the Great Satan and is ugly. For that reason, we are sending him to be the Imam of the Greenwich Village mosque in three years.
Yes, Islam is ugly. Allah likes ugly. Good looks by western standards leads to massive amounts of immoral activities that will get you beheaded in 57 Muslim countries. Just ask the Angry White Infidel how difficult it is to be continually pursued by beautiful women who only want to ravish your sexy, chiseled body (before AW Infidel was married, of course). But these “handsome men” (gay-hadists) were asked to leave the festival and report to the Pink Mosque in San Francicostan because of their attraction to jihadis and not jihad-ho’s. Attraction to either, of course, is forbidden in Islam!
The Imam is proud to be an ugly Muslim! Muslims are the chosen ugly people of Allah! And no one does ugly better than Islam. American Democrats come close.
Angry White Imam will leave you American infidels with my favorite song played at StoningFest by the Imam’s favorite singer, Muhammad al-Explodeajew. Here is the Dance of the 1000 Imams:
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