California is one monumentally screwed up place. Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it’s a mixed up, muddled-up, shook up world of freakazoids, California. It’s just been plum loco for the past hundred years or so! Maybe California will be better off once the Mexicans completely take it over, if they haven’t already! Mexicans can’t be near as idiotic as the domestically-born libtards who run the joint! And I guaran-damn-tee Mexicans don’t have their heads up their culos over this diversity and political correctness madness! Mezcans are one of the protected classes who can actually be proud of and defend their culture unlike you racist crackas!
Get this. The California State Assembly passed a bill Thursday mandating schools permit boys to play on girls’ athletic teams and utilize the ladies’ locker room if they gender identify as girls – or vice-versa for girls identifying as boys. I crap you negative! I wonder if that would work for AWD and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders dressing room? I would “gender-identify” as a wildebeest if it would get me into the showers with the Cheerleaders! And you better believe no damn good would come of it, either!
Here’s the California Assemblyman cat who wrote the bill:
Nice shirt. Now, I know what you’re thinking. I know! You’re thinking, “man, I know that dude has got to have seen one up close.” Well, you homophobic bastid, you’d be wrong. That cat is an open “sensitive guy” in the California Assembly named Tom Ammiano. Oh, and he’s a Democrat. You probably already had that figured out. But he hasn’t seen one up close. He’s seen tens of thousands! And that was only from California Assemblymen over the years!
According to WND:
Ammiano told the Los Angeles Times some parents may be uncomfortable with their children sharing bathrooms with students of a different sex, but he said, “It’s also important to protect our children from prejudice.”
“There’s no trampling of other people’s rights,” he said. “There’s a recognition that other people have the same rights that you do.”
So the pulling guard on the football team has the right to shower with the cheerleaders just because he says he’s having poofterish feelings about his sexual identity? Better get a bigger shower because something tells AWD the entire football team is going to start questioning whether they’re a man (with a big ol’ angry man-thing sticking out in the shower) or a frilly little filly!
For high-school males, this law is better than beer!
As for Mr. Ammiano’s comments about rights. Where does it say in the Constitution boys have the right to use the girls locker room or vice versa (which would be a huge mistake for any girl unless she was some big ol’ lebanese bufforilla on the girls softball team). If the Constitution states AWD can shower up between Brandi and Bambi after the Cowboys lose another game, then I’m all for the rule of law! I’m a patriot, after all! But something tells me nothing that great ever comes that easy! But do you notice that everyone and everything has a “right” to something? Except for conservatives who don’t agree with the wacko ideology of leftists? We have no rights! After all, we’re not freakazoids.
Here’s AWD’s problem with libtarded idiots in California and places beyond. They love boys who think they’re girls, wear dresses, and go to the prom with other boys who thinks they’re girls. Libs love anything homosexual, tri-sexual, trangendered, trans-fat, trans-am, etc. Libs support every wacko, freakazoid sub-group and cry rivers over their “rights” but want to expel a second grader for pointing a pencil at a classmate and making a gunshot sound. Their belief is natural masculinity is a disease that must be overcome. You hear phrases like “gender equality, LBGT community, Sexual and reproductive rights, etc” but they all really mean too much unnatural sex, too little Jesus!
Here’s the deal, freakazoids. The natural boy likes guns, knives, airplanes, flashlights, and Hooters. The natural man pretty much likes the same. The unnatural boy likes other boys. The unnatural man grows up to be a California Assemblyman writing legislation to put boys and girls in the same shower! And there are a whole hell of a lot more natural boys and men than unnatural ones. And there always will be. Except for California and Nueva York. France may have invented homosexuality but it was perfected in California and New York!
Here’s the deal. AWD doesn’t care if a guy is gay or not. I’d prefer just not to hear about it all the time. None of my bidness until you make it my bidness. But this country wasn’t built by modern dancers and men who moisturize! World wars weren’t won by decorators practicing feng shui who own cats named Mr Mittens! Manhood was celebrated by all because we knew it would be a strong, American male who could shoot straight that would protect this once-great country from our enemies. Not some fashion designer! Political correctness and liberals destroyed all that. Especially in liberal hellholes like California and New York. And the results are very telling! And they’re telling normal people to get the hell out of there!
Does the California Assembly not have anything greater to worry about than girls being boys and boys being girls showering together after figure skating class? Well, probably not. They’re controlled by Dims! I mean, the state has all that money saved up and can’t figure out where to spend it. Hey! Maybe they should import a few million more Mexicans…if there are that many left south of what once was the border and put them on all sorts of welfare!
Instead of a fence along the US southern border, AWD would rather build a border fence on the eastern borders of California to protect us from the inmates that try to escape the PC asylum. Next thing you know, you’re new neighbor from Sacramento will be knocking on the door wanting to shower with your wife!
Speaking of Too Much Sex, Too Little Jesus, here’s those wild-eyed Southern boys from Alabama, The Drive-By Truckers singing about the very same thing for some Music That Doesn’t Suck! What a coincidence!