Ten members of Congress with nothing better to do have sent a letter to the NFL and Washington Redskin’s owner Dan Snyder demanding the team change its name because Redskins is offensive to
redskins Indians Native Americans. It’s just so hard to keep us with what offends every minority group these days!
Here’s the discussion on the PC ESPN network:
The letter to Redskin owner Dan Snyder says that “Native Americans throughout the country consider the ‘R-word’ a racial, derogatory slur akin to the ‘N-word’ among African Americans or the ‘W-word’ among Latinos.” N word? Check! W word? Wussypants? I thought that only applied to congressional Republicans!
In the United States of the Offended, we must do everything possible to avoid offending the ever-offended minorities here and around the world. Since AWD lives in Dallas, I call on the NFL to ban entirely the racist, offensive Washington Redskins and ban them sumbitches forever from playing (or coming close) to playing football! Racist bastids! Enough is enough!
But if we are going to start changing names of football teams to protect the tender sensibilities of minorities, it’s time the homophobic San Francisco 49’ers are forced to change their homophobic name! For decades, the 49’ers have insulted the Lebanese, Bi-Sexual, Tri-Sexual, Tran-gendered, Trans-Am community in San Francisco! The hatred must stop!
Homo-sexules commonly utilize a sexule practice called “the 69.” It is a practice where each member of the homo-sexule partner puts their tingly parts in the face of the other homo-sexule partner. However, there are numerous members of San Francisco’s homo-sexule community who suffer from poor eyesight and are incapable of lining up said “tingly parts” of their anatomy with the face of their homo-sexule partner. Although they attempt to complete the “69” procedure, their poor eyesight restricts them to only achieving “the 49.” Hence, the hateful, homophobic name of the San Francisco NFL professional football team, the San Francisco 49’ers.
Bruce Koskolowski of the People For A Gay America said in a press release:
“It’s time the homo-sexule community of San Francisco come together. As if we haven’t already! Chuckle chuckle. But we can no longer tolerate the hatred and insensitivity towards the members of our homo-sexule community with poor eyesight. And we call on the NFL to force the 49’ers to change the name of their San Francisco franchise to a name that doesn’t ridicule our poorly-sighted brothers.”
Hugh G. Rection, President of the Gay, Poorly-Sighted 49’er Fan Club added:
“While we appreciate a game that has a position like Tight End and has Ball Boys, we are deeply offended by the obvious slight at us poorly-sighted homo-sexules by the team name 49’ers! While we poorly-sighted homo-sexules often attempt to see one up close in a perfectly executed 69, our physical disability prohibits us from reaching the full Monty. Let me tell you, as a poorly sighted homo-sexule, I’ve kissed more knee-caps than I care to remember! And I don’t appreciate the obvious ridicule from the 49’ers!
We immediately call on the NFL and the San Francisco 49’ers to change the name of their team to something more inclusive of the San Francisco gay community. Something like the San Francisco Quiche-Eaters or San Francisco Pillow Biters would be much more in harmony with sexual makeup of the Bay Area.”
AWD agrees with Mr Hugh G Rection and calls on all offensive sports teams to immediately change their names. In America, we cannot run the risk of offending anyone. Except white males. They don’t count. Because they’re racist! Therefore, I call on the Atlanta Braves, the Cleveland Indians, and the Chicago Blackhawks of the NHL to immediately change their names to the Atlanta Crackas, the Cleveland Inbred Trailer Trash, and the Chicago Redneck Racists!
The hatred has to stop!