AWD is sorry to say that today I’m doing a physical activity that comes close to work. Actualy, I’m pretty sure it is work! I had to call 9/11 because I found this strange liquid pouring from my forehead after putting in a few minutes of labor. I told the paramedics I’m not a doctor but was convinced I was bleeding to death. They kept trying to reassure me it was some strange substance called sweat. AWD wants a second opinion. Hopefully where they have air conditioning and something cold to drink! Anyway, this white privilege I’m enjoying today pretty much sucks!
So instead of trying to create a chart-topping post with the filly nagging me to get back to work, I looked at some past crap I’ve written. I’ll be back later with some original content…if I’m not dead!
What is it with liberal womerns always talking about their vaginas? They sure seem to be focused on their tingly parts all the time. Probably because no one else is! A week doesn’t seem to go by without some libtarded, horrendous-looking filly telling “old white men to stay away from my vagina.” Honey, speaking for all men young and old, we have zero interest in your coochie! Just keep your vagina, and the rest of you, the hell away from us!
You don’t hear dudes going around telling women to “keep away from my wang!” In fact, it’s usually quite the opposite with men trying desperately to get a little filly closer to his unit. How would AWD be portrayed by the press if I yelled, “Hey, all you libtarded mo-rons, stay away from my huge man-thing!” They might think I was a liberal…except that part about having a huge man-thing would give me away as a conservative.
Angry White Dude is constantly sickened by the damage done to American society and culture by hard-core leftists like Codepink. These morons are just plain offensive, ignorant and disgusting. Codepink is at the forefront of these sickening leftists. Most Codepinkers appear to be hippie freakazoids, lebanese, communist, and/or any combination of these. They are also hideously ugly…in mind, spirit and appearance….keeping with liberal standards.
Codepink is now planning to travel with their vaginas to the Republican National Convention in Tampa. I’m sure there will be plenty of vaginas on hand in Tampa…probably attached to hookers. Not sure Codepink’s will be required. However, on their website, Codepink says:
Join CODEPINK and V-Day to bring your vagina to the Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL August 27-30!
Together, we will bring our resilient, creative, powerful vaginas to Republican fundraisers and to the convention hall. We’ll also take part in the Coalition March on the RNC and other peace and justice actions.
Bring their vaginas? What about their asses? Ta-ta’s? They’re leaving a lot of good things at home…if they weren’t a bunch of wildebeests! And what are resilient, creative, powerful vaginas anyway? Do the vaginas of Codepink bounce back after a tough day? Or being rejected by the latest man who wants anything to do with a resilient vagina? And what the hell is a creative vagina? My experience is they all pretty much just sit there not doing much. Not that it’s ever been a problem over here. That’s been OK with me up until now. Now I gots to know what vaginal creativity can do to make the world a better place! I thought they already made the world a better place….for at least two minutes at a time! As for powerful vaginas….what? Can Codepink lebanese crush walnuts with their vaginas? If they could, they would certainly have some powerful female units! I’d pay a dollar to see that!
One of the Codepink head commie lesbos said:
“My vagina’s furious and it needs to talk.” Our vaginas need to talk, too. They need to talk about the way women’s rights are threatened worldwide–from anti-choice legislation to inappropriate rape jokes to economic inequality to war and occupation overseas that disproportionately affect women’s lives.
Dayum! If we dudes don’t have enough to contend with from regular, furious women and their gigantic pieholes yelling at us all the time…now we have to listen to furious vaginas too! Now, AWD has “been to Memphis” and I’ve seen a lot of sh*t but I ain’t never seen a furious, talking vagina! Not that I’d listen to it anyway! Sounds like something you might see on a drunk weekend in Tijuana.
I’ll tell you one damn thing. Any furious vagina that crosses my path better back the hell down or it may find a bigger, furiouser man-thing (the Captain) ready to instruct that vagina on how the penal system works around these parts! Afterwards, that previously-furious vagina better make me a pie with a smile or it’s Captain-time again! I’ll be damned if I take any lip off of some pissed-off vagina! Wait, that didn’t sound right!
I just think it’s the best that the nasty-ass bufforillas at Codepink keep their tingly, resilient, powerful, furious vaginas the hell away from me. I didn’t ask to have anything to do with a Code Pink vagina and, frankly I’ll be damned if I’m going to engage in a conversation with one!