Dudes and dudettes, here’s a great piece I read this morning and just had to share with you today. It would be really nice if the republican wusses would wake-up and smell the warnings, but the majority of us know they won’t. They’re afraid of their own shadows…it’s more than infuriating to say the least!

Cutting to the chase…here’s a lesson in ‘Sarcasm 101‘ – This is via OS:

See, this is what I can’t understand. In America you have all these Democrat Liberal losers, who demand that all illegal immigrants get treated better than any American citizen.

Yet, would Mexico do the same to any Americans going there?

Why do none of the so-called Republicans ever bring this point up?

This same argument could be used by our conservative party – the Liberal Party – here in Australia. They never ever ask the bleeding-heart progressive media what Indonesia would do if 45 000 White Australians people arrived in their country by boat with no passports, claiming asylum and looking for free housing, education, health, transport and welfare money. What would Indonesia do? Yet Australians must just shut up and accept these economic refugees without question.

I honestly wish I was more diplomatic so I could qualify as a politician! On present form, I wouldn’t last a day without being thrown in jail for being politically incorrect!

Dear President Obama:

I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Pena Nieto, that I’m on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I’ll need income tax credits so that although I don’t pay Mexican taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Nieto won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

You’re the man!!!

So, what do you think about the piece above and all it entailed? Via my viewfinder in life it was spot-on, but that’s just me, you may see things completely different.

Anyone here think the GOP bigwigs are going to get the message anytime soon? Or do you think the House will bend to the will of the Senate with Boehner leading the way? Do you think at the end of the day we will have some kind of an amnesty bill crammed down our throats or not?

What say you?…Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

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    We dont want amnesty those wankos had better start listening to the american people instead of the one worlders and OBAMA the FINK or their political caeer is over and done with

    • bigtimer says:

      Well now, that’s a nice notion Spur…but would you please tell me why McAmnesty is still in the senate…hmmm? – Nope, his political career moved on and on and on.

      • For the same reason maybe that Ted(the Chappaquiddick Killer) Kennedy and Barney (the butt muncher)Franks and Dianne (the Feminazi) Feinstein kept getting re-elected? I don’t get it either.

        • bigtimer says:

          Howdy Chris,

          For some reason you had a triplicate of your post above. Hope you don’t mind I got rid of two of them. (unless you wanted them there)

  2. Get the real Conservatives out of the GOP, shoot it with a big tranquilizer dart and throw a net over it!

    • bigtimer says:

      …or get the RINOs out of the GOP. – Of course, we all know that ain’t gonna happen either.

  3. I can truly visualize the Mexican Migra rolling on the floor laughing till they can’t breathe.
    Mexico is a 100% Socialist country, controlled by the 300 most wealthy families.
    Remember, that their largest source of income, are the illegals up here in the USA that send Billions and Billions of pesos home to their families.
    The country’s 2nd largest source is tourism dollars.
    The 3rd is PEMEX petroleum dollars.
    BUT remember this,,,,that MEXICO “Nationalized all USA built oil refineries in 1938”!!!!
    Yep, threw all the USA refiner owners out, and stole everything!!!
    This is why NO USA oil companies will ever have anything to do with Mexico anymore. No parts, no guidance, nada,,,,.

    I worked and lived in Mexico, and am an expert on their laws.
    And so I say FARK’em.

    • bigtimer says:

      Howdy mrchuck…

      You do realize this piece was a sarcastic stick in the eye to the gutless repubs and Dear Leader in more ways than one about what already is taking place in our country now with the illegals that live here? Which we already are paying for.

      Yet they all want a phony amnesty bill for more of this crap piled on top of it! We can’t afford it…and it’s not legal. It’s against the laws we have now…our leaders are treasonous criminals and no one is doing anything about it!

      Just my quick two-cents.

    • Yep same thing happened in Venezuela to an American Expat colony, they encouraged all the expats buy and build houses for years, then gave them 24 hours to pack their bags and leave the country.

      The Venezuelan government cited Civil Unrest as the reason, in other words we are taking your homes because it’s too dangerous for gringos to live here.

      It’s for your own protection that we nationalize your stuff.

      • bigtimer says:

        Waspish, didn’t that happen during the rise of Chavez? I recall what they did with the oil companies too. – Just wondering if that was all tied in around the same time frame I’m thinking of.

        Btw…I heard that Snowden was headed there this morning. Of course that could just be a rumor.

        • Before Chavez was Prez but Hugo was part MBR 200 around that time and a lot of anti american unrest was in the streets

  4. If the amnesty bill passes this will be America’s new national anthem….

    La cu-ca- | ra-cha, la cu-ca-ra-cha
    | ya no pue-de ca-mi-nar
    por-que no | tie-ne, por-que le fal-ta
    | u-na pa-ta de a-tras.— [nb 1]

  5. dumb-ass democrats……how stupid can anyone be…..these Obongo supporters are the dumbest and stupidest that walk the face of the earth………..


    • bigtimer says:

      Howdy, howdy Bluto…

      I saw that story via your link at the Blaze today/yesterday as well. I’m tellin’ ya, the we’re the land of ‘Stuck on Stupid’ anymore, and it’s gonna be at our country’s own demise.

  6. The new motto for politicians here is “you can’t fix stupid”. Sad state of affairs. Sadly, the end IS near.