STING - AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE

STING - AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE

AWD took a day of vacation from drilling holes in heads to get some rest! In two days, I have managed to burn only two calories as I have hardly moved from the Captain’s Chair. So the right-wing extremist creative juices haven’t exactly been flowing! I don’t even know if I have a pulse anymore.

AWD was looking back at some really old posts and found this one from October of 2009. Amazing how stupid most celebrities are in regards to just about everything. Everything Sting found so hopey-changey and wonderful about Obama were stupid then and pathetic now. We’ve seen five years of damage from the Nothing Man.

The Big Sexy will be back in the saddle tomorrow with some thoughts on something or other. But for now…it’s Miller Time!

Angry White Dude has found when he is in his hour of darkness, when all seems lost, I can always count on Sting and his words of wisdom to brighten my day. Yes, Sting’s wise perception of the correct solutions for the world’s quandaries always put me at ease. It makes me want to lift my head, raise my voice and shout, “Sting, we praise thee, O wise Sting!!”

Sting recently shared with us his insight that President Hussein Hopenchange is “in many ways, he’s sent from God because the world’s a mess.” Thank you Sting, thank you! Sting has this divine information because he has spent time with Obama and “found him to be very genuine, very present, clearly super-smart, and exactly what we need in the world.” That is precisely the difference between Sting and us mere mortals….Sting can recognize the difference between smart and super-smart! And while AWD has called Obama many names, such as liar, socialist, under qualified, he has never found Obama to be “present.” What, is Sting taking attendance?

This is what happens when stupid musicians are given a platform to prove their stupidity. It happens all the time. Think about it, a grown man who goes around calling himself Sting is telling us Obama is heaven sent! Go figure! Another reason Sting believes Obama to be so gifted:

“I can’t think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam.”

Sounds like Sting could be a birther! Yes, o wise Sting, Obama’s apologies and speeches to the barbaric Islamic world has worked wonders! Iran is closer to attaining the nuclear bomb and recently our “ally” Pakistan held rallies burning Obama in effigy! It’s Englishters like Sting that help explain why Muslims are taking over England while the English apologize for not making it easier!

Sting has contempt for Americans who don’t agree with Obama’s hope and change. He says they are “aggressive and violent and full of fear. They don’t want change, they want things to feel the same because they feel safe there.” Yes, Sting, Americans love freedom and liberty. We feel safe there when the government doesn’t have total control of our lives. Why Sting? Because it works! Your home country of once-Great Britain shows what happens when government takes over!

Sting ends his interview with these pearls of wisdom:

“My hope is that we can start talking about real issues and not caring about whether God cares about your hemline or your color. We are here to evolve as one family, and we can’t be separate anymore.”

Brilliant, Sting! Stinger, conservatives in America aren’t concerned about hemlines or color. We are concerned with a radical socialist who has shown nothing but contempt for America while jetting all over the world apologizing to our enemies! We are concerned that he wishes to take over more of our wealth and the economy with Cap and Trade, ObamaCare and worthless Stimulus borrowings that have been used for nothing more than paying off his corrupt cronies! We are concerned with America turning into the wasteland of Europe! We have watched what has happened to you in England and want no part of it here!

Sting, whose real name is Gordon Sumner, is a fake imbecile with a big mouth! He’s one of these limousine liberals flying around on private jets condemning us for using air conditioning. He’s a tool and an embarrassment to stupid people. Sting, why not continue to write your sappy, boring music and leave the thinking people of the world to sort out the world’s problems? Those people don’t include a moderately talented bass player! How seriously can you take a guy whose brilliant lyrics are, “de doo doo doo, de dah dah dah, is all I want to say to you.” Leonard Cohen, he ain’t! Margaret Thatcher either. Pity.

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31 Comments

  1. Barb lewis says:

    Wow, another one bites the dust. The elitist emeffers never cease to amaze me. Thanks for an excellent post AWD!

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  2. It’s amazing how much money I’ve saved by not supporting ANY of these so-called “entertainers”.

    Enough to purchase other “stuff”.

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  3. Truly amazing how AWD’s words of wisdom flow like honey running down the bosom of a beautiful young lady after laying pipe for a mere week… how I long for the days of yesterday.

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  4. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Remember his remake of that classic horror movie THE BRIDE of FRANKENSTIEN called THE BRIDE? and i can also remember back when him and the other show-biz wanks were doing their fruadulent SAVE THE RAINFORESTS camoaign He was going around showing off their native chief like some prize animal the french dipomat was after him over this. sting WAS THE NAME OF BILBO BAGGINS SWORD in THE HOBBIT

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  5. hf ucvkr says:

    Never read such bullshit – sorry!

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  6. Sting….living proof that mental retardation permeates the ranks of the music world just like it does in Hollyweird. Enjoy your seat time AWD…..have a cold one for me.

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  7. Awd you sound about as busy as Michael Moores salad chef. You know you can save 2 calories by giving the little filly the remote.

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  8. We know that this fuzzy headed foreigner with the stupid nick-name is a weak-assed bass player that should never be mentioned in any conversation that remotely relates to Ron Carter. And as a songwriter….Puh-Leeze! Real songwriters like John Hiatt, Ray Wylie Hubbard and Mark D Sanders should be insulted that this little mousse-haired, English twerp is ever permitted to put pen to staff paper….. I say Cage Match!….Sting vs. Chris LeDoux!

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  9. Sting, don’t quit your day job.

    He is one of the more underrated bass guitarists ever, but in the immortal words of Frank Zappa,

    “Shut up and play yer guitar!”

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    • I think the only instrument Sting plays is the skin flute.

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    • “….one of the more underrated bass guitarists ever.”…..mikeh420

      I’ll pass that on to Jaco Pastorius, Mars Cowling, and Billy Sheehan…..not to mention Eric Cunningham.

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      • Calamity, amazing how they come out from under rocks when you gore one of their sacred cows!

        awd

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        • We may be missing a capitalistic opportunity here…..I’ll bet there is a market for a repellant of some sort for the times when they do crawl out from under the rock…A quick spritz and they are put down like the cockroaches that they are!…….The sad part is that these are these people consume the commercial BS music that is fed to them and miss out on all the really great “Music That Doesn’t Suck”. The really good stuff is not hard to find and the aficionados are more than happy to “turn on” anybody to who is willing to put an ear to it.

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      • Or Geddy Lee of Rush, Chris Squire of Yes or Dave LaRue of the Dixie Dregs fame…real bass players. Sting is a hack has been who never was.

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        • Rich…..Those 3 guys are the “real deal”. I was priveleged to work with Chris Squire once. He and Rick Wakeman were the absolute nicest dudes you’d ever want to meet….Both were big time into golf….I spent a couple hours with them in the morning and they left me 4 tickets to that night’s show……I’ll bet Sting would never be that cool!

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          • They sure are Jane. I got to meet Dave LaRue once. He teaches bass at a local shop not far from me called Bass Central in Fern Park Fl. One of my amateur radio buds is a professional bass player and he introduced me to Dave at his shop one day as we were looking around. The shop is co owned by Dave LaRue and Beaver Felton who is also one hell of a great bass player in his own right. Great players like those never get the recognition they deserve.

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          • Rich…..I frequent Bass Central’s website….I didn’t know that Dave LeRue gave lessons. There are tons of really great players that go completely un-noticed. I know a few guys like that and they are happy playing local gigs enjoying the hell out of just playin’!!!!! I’m a boutique bass luthier, you should check out my website…..AWD has graciously provided a link, or click on Calamity Jane!

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          • Any of you dudes or dudettes who want quality guitars should check out Jane’s stuff. I’m thinking of commissioning a AWD Big Sexy Six String in case I ever learn that fourth chord! Rumor has it Jane can play Smoke On The Water…so you know he’s good. Check him out and tell your musician friends!

            http://savageguitar.com/

            awd

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          • Yer darn tootin’!…..I can play Smoke on the Water and Johnny B Goode!….I’ll bet you be impressed hearing me bang out that drum solo on Wipe Out 😉

            Gotta go!….I’m ready to install a Pau Ferro fretboard on a 5 string bass….WEEEeeee Doggies!…. That’s gonna be fun!

            Janester

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  10. Changed name from Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, probably because it was easier to spell.
    Did you know he’s a knight of the realm?
    No wonder Britain is f**ked.

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  11. You just had to go there didn’t you AWD. Sting…booed off stage by Deadheads in Las Vegas. Any further comment is superfluous.

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  12. Police…didnt they do a 250 million dollar tour?
    Sting… Who would believe his drivel?

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  13. George Miller says:

    Surely Mr.Sting is an overestimated girlydream and toesucker who should sing an play bass and not bore the world with his wisdom sent out from the back seat of his noble jag or his 41-room mansion. But you AWD, you are poison and hell for all the thinking people.

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  14. Sting is a typical celebtard, but today, this happy Englishter doesn’t care!

    Because on the eighth anniversary of the London Tube bombings, we have a British champion at Wimbledon for the first time in 77 years. This the day after the British and Irish Lions Rugby team beat the living snot out of the Australians in their own backyard in Sydney.

    And the US Open and Wimbledon tennis champion Andy Murray, apart from being a fine Scotsman and a proud Briton with a foxy girlfriend, is also a survivor of the Dunblane school massacre.

    So turn up the heat in hell a couple more degrees on the Islamist filth who bombed London, and on the murdering scum Thomas Hamilton who killed the children of Dunblane. This Briton, and millions like me, will never surrender to Islamism or thuggery!

    Belated happy Fourth of July my colonial friends! God Bless you.

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    • I forgot to mention that we also kicked Abu Quatada out of our country today, at last. Screw Islamism!!

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  15. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    I have this new book HOLLYWOOD HYPOTCRITS it mentions STING and many other of Obama the Finks biggist bootlickers in tinsletown

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