AWD took a day of vacation from drilling holes in heads to get some rest! In two days, I have managed to burn only two calories as I have hardly moved from the Captain’s Chair. So the right-wing extremist creative juices haven’t exactly been flowing! I don’t even know if I have a pulse anymore.
AWD was looking back at some really old posts and found this one from October of 2009. Amazing how stupid most celebrities are in regards to just about everything. Everything Sting found so hopey-changey and wonderful about Obama were stupid then and pathetic now. We’ve seen five years of damage from the Nothing Man.
The Big Sexy will be back in the saddle tomorrow with some thoughts on something or other. But for now…it’s Miller Time!
Angry White Dude has found when he is in his hour of darkness, when all seems lost, I can always count on Sting and his words of wisdom to brighten my day. Yes, Sting’s wise perception of the correct solutions for the world’s quandaries always put me at ease. It makes me want to lift my head, raise my voice and shout, “Sting, we praise thee, O wise Sting!!”
Sting recently shared with us his insight that President Hussein Hopenchange is “in many ways, he’s sent from God because the world’s a mess.” Thank you Sting, thank you! Sting has this divine information because he has spent time with Obama and “found him to be very genuine, very present, clearly super-smart, and exactly what we need in the world.” That is precisely the difference between Sting and us mere mortals….Sting can recognize the difference between smart and super-smart! And while AWD has called Obama many names, such as liar, socialist, under qualified, he has never found Obama to be “present.” What, is Sting taking attendance?
This is what happens when stupid musicians are given a platform to prove their stupidity. It happens all the time. Think about it, a grown man who goes around calling himself Sting is telling us Obama is heaven sent! Go figure! Another reason Sting believes Obama to be so gifted:
“I can’t think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam.”
Sounds like Sting could be a birther! Yes, o wise Sting, Obama’s apologies and speeches to the barbaric Islamic world has worked wonders! Iran is closer to attaining the nuclear bomb and recently our “ally” Pakistan held rallies burning Obama in effigy! It’s Englishters like Sting that help explain why Muslims are taking over England while the English apologize for not making it easier!
Sting has contempt for Americans who don’t agree with Obama’s hope and change. He says they are “aggressive and violent and full of fear. They don’t want change, they want things to feel the same because they feel safe there.” Yes, Sting, Americans love freedom and liberty. We feel safe there when the government doesn’t have total control of our lives. Why Sting? Because it works! Your home country of once-Great Britain shows what happens when government takes over!
Sting ends his interview with these pearls of wisdom:
“My hope is that we can start talking about real issues and not caring about whether God cares about your hemline or your color. We are here to evolve as one family, and we can’t be separate anymore.”
Brilliant, Sting! Stinger, conservatives in America aren’t concerned about hemlines or color. We are concerned with a radical socialist who has shown nothing but contempt for America while jetting all over the world apologizing to our enemies! We are concerned that he wishes to take over more of our wealth and the economy with Cap and Trade, ObamaCare and worthless Stimulus borrowings that have been used for nothing more than paying off his corrupt cronies! We are concerned with America turning into the wasteland of Europe! We have watched what has happened to you in England and want no part of it here!
Sting, whose real name is Gordon Sumner, is a fake imbecile with a big mouth! He’s one of these limousine liberals flying around on private jets condemning us for using air conditioning. He’s a tool and an embarrassment to stupid people. Sting, why not continue to write your sappy, boring music and leave the thinking people of the world to sort out the world’s problems? Those people don’t include a moderately talented bass player! How seriously can you take a guy whose brilliant lyrics are, “de doo doo doo, de dah dah dah, is all I want to say to you.” Leonard Cohen, he ain’t! Margaret Thatcher either. Pity.