You’d be hard-pressed to find a bigger idjit than Tingles Matthews anywhere in the universe. And Allah only knows what the hell MSNBC was thinking when it gave the illiterate, racist buffoon Revrum Al his own show. Not watch and laugh we must! But the bosses at MSNBC must be given credit. Just when you thought it was impossible to slink any lower than their current lineup of libtarded, tingling, racist morons, they surprise us with one of the biggest morons out there. Alec Baldwin. Nicely played, MSNBC, nicely played. Now you’re likely to lose the 40 regular viewers you have.
On a scale of 1 to 10 for quality news reporting, MSNBC would rank as a ten-day old turd. Doctors warn that watching MSNBC regularly will result in bulimia as you’ll retch your guts out with all the libtarded, race-baiting stupidity that sludges out from that sewer propaganda machine. Melissa Harris-Perry? Al Sharpton? Tingles? Toure? That half a sissy with the homo glasses whose name I cannot remember? And now the douche-bag colossus Alec Baldwin?
Reached by a psychic medium from the depths of Hell, Vladimir Lenin said:
“Man, that MSNBC is way too libtarded even for me! And I hate that a-hole sumbitch Alec Baldwin. Oh, Ted Kennedy says hi.”
So there you have it. MSNBC too liberal for Lenin. But too conservative for the Obama administration. And too stupid for anyone who breathes with their mouth closed.
What concerns AWD is Baldwin’s homophobic rants on Twitter. It’s clear from his tweets that Alec Baldwin does not embrace diversity. Why, only a month ago, he called a pillow-biting poofter reporter a “toxic little queen.” I’m appalled. Yes, appalled, I tell you!
Yes, my friends, Alec Baldwin sucks el grande uno. So does Capital One. So does MSNBC. Question, if MSNBC sucked in a forest, would anyone watch it? Answer? Hell no! Nobody but a few tortured ex-hippies in a commune in Oregon watch MSNBC. And they’re stoned to the bejeezus belt anyway.
Alec Baldwin, AWD’s boot…your ass. Anytime, junior. Oh, and you’re the lowly Libtard of the Week. Oh, and you suck. Oh, and you’re worthless!