Ohhh Kareem Abdul Jabbar and shama lama with a great big ding dong to you infidel pigs! The Angry White Imam is very happy today because the month of Ramadan has ended with a big ol’ shama lama, rama-lama, freaky-deaky party down at the mosque. The Imam cannot divulge everything that happened at the sacred event but just let me say it involved numerous virgin goats and camels. Well, they WERE virgin goats and camels. Plus we had a few stonings of disobedient wives just to keep the mood festive. And for the big finale we dismembered and burned Ghaywon the local hairdresser after we found he likes wearing him a burqa a little too much, if you know what I mean! Shama lama! And no ding dong for Ghaywon!
The Imam is pleased to report that during the month of peace known as Ramadana Ding Dong, Islam has once again proven the superiority of the religion of peace over all you infidels and evil Joooos. Islam managed to kill 1,651 infidels and wound 3,048 (we’ll get them once they get out of the hospital). Suck on that Chicago! You infidel ‘urban yoots’ could only manage to kill 100 or so! Pikers! You’d think with the leadership of Imam Farrakhan, young ‘yoots’ in Chicago would kill many more infidel, creepy ass crackas. Maybe we need to have a “come to Allah” meeting with Imam Farrakhan to get things on the right track!
The Imam is proud to report we also managed to kill us some evil Shiite Muslims too during Ramadan. But that’s just extra credit with Allah. Like we Imams say, “if you’re not Sunni, you’re Shiite!” And you’re also as dead as an infidel, too!
Killing infidels and evil Jooos is a holy act for Muslims. Muhammad (may IED’s and AK-47s be upon him) said in the holy Koran in the Book of Qaboom:
“Kill and destroy everything in sight. And deliver peace to the world. Shama lama.”
That’s right! Islam takes our killing jihad seriously and no other religion comes close. You infidel Presbyterians couldn’t kill 1,651 in a month with a nuclear bomb! Because you are not the religion of peace and are not dedicated to bringing peace to the world. Plus, all you other cowardly Protestant infidels don’t even have the guts to handle snakes like your more infidelic Baptist brothers up in the hills, much less become an IED for Allah! Shame on you! And no 72 virgins in Paradise, either. Sucks to be you, infidels!
So the Angry White Imam wishes peace, sickness and pestilence on you, evil infidel sons and daughters of dogs! The Imam only wanted to brag a little on killing 1,651 infidels, Jooos, and evil Shiite-heads during the peaceful period of Ramadan-a-Ding Dong.
As always, the Imam leaves you with the holy Muslim ditty known as the Dance Of The 1000 Imams. The Imam can tell you he personally performs these dance steps better than your infidel Temptations! So join with the Imam and celebrate the deaths of many infidels, Joooos, and Shiite-heads during the holy month of Ramadamadingdong! Shama lama!