How easy is it to argue like a libtard? This easy:

  1. Spin the wheel.
  2. Write down the word the arrow lands on.
  3. Repeat, stringing together the words, until you’re satisfied with your “argument”.
Wheel of Smears

Wheel of Smears

A complimentary alternative is to play a good, old-fashioned game of bingo with your friends. Here’s an example of a bingo card you can use:

Bingo

Bingo

See—isn’t “arguing” fun? And the best part is, you can’t lose. See, argumentation isn’t about facts and logic, it’s about belittling your opponent. And with the above lexicon, you can’t go wrong! Watch as “conservatives” pee their panties at being called such nasty words! Watch them tuck tail and beg for forgiveness for daring to be logical and evidence-based! Enjoy your intellectual and moral superiority as they wallow in their cowardice and guilt!

Ah, it feels good to be so smart and so moral and so sophisticated, standing tall above those simpleton rubes in flyover country, doesn’t it?

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19 Comments

  1. Mr. Rational says:

    Spelling note, the word is “nativist”, from “native”.

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    • Nostradumbass says:

      I once saw a line on a crumbling wall They found god in some basement forgotten and whole …. Guy Natav

      So what would you call someone who shares this same philosophy?

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    • Dammit. Now I have to fix the damn graphics…

      Thanks for the catch!

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      • Mr. Rational says:

        No problem.  Anytime.

        (Leaving in errors like that makes you look less educated and thus less credible to others, allowing you to be dismissed without thought.  I want these things to discomfit the left.  The more polished and credible, the better.)

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        • Absolutely–I appreciate the correction. I am a stickler for avoiding stupid mistakes like that, if for no other reason than giving the left an ammo. That said, I’m still not sure whether it was a simple typo or if I’ve always been spelling it that way. Disappointed in myself nonetheless! lol

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  2. How did ya get ahold of the lame-stream media talking points Red?

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  3. Nostradumbass says:

    I spun the wheel three times.

    All I got was “eenie, meenie, miney-moe”

    holy smokes, batman! I hope I don’t catch something.

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  4. Kinda off subject but.

    Today the grandson started 2nd grade. If anything goes like last year I’ll have a pos show up at my land asking me why I have my flag upside down.
    Last year a few white trash punks harassed him on the bus because of the flag. I had told the youngn’ to tell them “if they got an issue, have their dad, if they have one to come over and discuss it” He quoted me 100% 😉

    Anywho, this pos shows up, must have spun the above wheel because I was every bit 80% of the options.
    He sure didn’t appreciate what I had to say and further more
    didn’t like it at all when I explained that the 1st amendment is backed by the 2nd.

    Word must of got around because the youngn’ wasn’t messed with on the bus or school again.

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    • Hey squid boy! Like your new avatar. :)

      Funny story. I liked the part about how the 1st amendment is backed by the 2nd. lol I may have to borrow that myself.

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  5. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    THE TRUTH ABOUT LIBERALS just spin the arrow and see the word that shows the true nature of LIBERALS

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  6. You hit the nail on the head about our weak-kneed side of the aisle when it comes to cowardice. Granted, there are some that don’t care about PC etc…and tell it like it is, we need more like them. Until that happens, I fear things will stay the same.

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  7. Here’s one to throw in the mix.

    http://clashdaily.com/2013/08/.....too-party/

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  8. Hmm, I don’t see “creepy ass cracka” anywhere on the wheel. I am so disappointed.

    But honestly, your article is true. A friend once told me that the problem with arguing with an idiot is that they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    So nowadays, when I see someone trying to make an emotional argument containing no facts I just walk away. I’m never going to change their “feelings”, and their never going to hear the facts.

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    • We Jeffersonians question judgment and not motives. Behavior and not the id. They hate us not because we are not like them but because we don’t want to be like them. Saves them having to think objectively and reason…not their strong suit.

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  9. Angry…bitter…neanderthal. That’s all for now. Dukes of Hazzard reruns just came on PBS here in the heart of bitter clinger USA.

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  10. Well done Red,
    Lazlo Likes.

    You should do one with nicknames.

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