How insensitive can the Washington Redskins and their racist owner Daniel Snyder be? Racist bastids who obviously do not embrace diversity and understand the pain caused by their racist team name! As a Dallas Cowboy fan, Angry White Dude supports liberals, Slate Magazine, Injuns and all Injunic peoples in calling for the immediate name-change from the racist Washington Redskins to the Washington Injuns. In the name of diversity and multi-culturism, AWD furthermore calls on the NFL to ban them racist Redskin bastids from the league! Enough is enough!
The journalistic powerhouse Slate Magazine today announced they would not publish the name “Redskins” anymore. That racist crap just don’t flush in 2013!
David Plotz, highly-offended editor of Slate Magazine said:
This is the last Slate article that will refer to the Washington NFL team as the Redskins. For decades, American Indian activists and others have been asking, urging, and haranguing the Washington Redskins to ditch their nickname, calling it a racist slur and an insult to Indians…. Why, then, has nothing changed? Because the choice of the team’s name belongs to one person, Washington owner Daniel Snyder.
It’s about damn time! For years, AWD has hated the Washington Redskins not only for their racist name…but also because they suck! Again, the NFL should just ban the whole damn Washington Redskins team forever because they are racist. And they suck.
Redskins owner and chief racist creepy ass cracka Daniel Snyder must atone for the centuries of racism his team has forced upon America’s Injuns. He must also atone for all the sucky football forced on real football fans by the Washington Redskins. AWD calls on Daniel Snyder to learn how it feels to be an Injun in America. Then he will understand how the name of his racist, sucky team has held down millions of injuns since…well…forever!
Perhaps the racist, sucky Snyder could be forced to live in a tee pee and hunt tatanka (buffalo, you goat roping, racist rednecks). Or he should have to deal blackjack at an Injun casino or serve firewater to the gamblers. I don’t know but Snyder must pay a heavy price for his racist football team name. And for sucking.
If the proud name Injuns isn’t acceptable to Salon Magazine, maybe some of these names for the super-sucky, racist Washington Redskins would be more appropriate:
- Washington Losers
- Washington Scalpers
- Washington Heap Big Racists
- Washington Pale Faces (even though there are no pale faces on the team)
- Washington Blackjack Dealers
- Washington Wahoos (after the greatest Injun wrestler of all time, the Chief Wahoo McDaniel)
- Washington Poofters (since it’s hip to be queer in Washington)
- Washington Creepy Ass Crackas (again, no creepy ass crackas on the team)
- Washington Obamas (since the Redskins suck as bad as Obama)
- Washington Sucks-A-Lots (since Washington sucks a lot)
- Washington Trayvons
I don’t know. I kind of like the Washington Injuns because it honors Injunic history. Although, the Washington Losers is a much more descriptive team moniker.
Or maybe Daniel Snyder just should break all pretense of his racist, sucky team and name them the Washington Redneck Racists.
Y’all can submit your own potential names for the Washington Redskins, who suck, in the comments section.
As one who embraces diversity, AWD welcomes the day when the Washington Redskins (who suck) will never infest the holy gridiron grounds of Dallas Cowboy Stadium with their racist, sucky team! After all, haven’t Cowboy fans and the Injuns suffered enough? Damn you, Daniel Snyder, you racist bastid. You suck!
AWD also calls on the San Francisco 49’ers to change their homophobic name immediately!
AWD is all about diversity!