Maybe one day Dims will figure out that their anti-gun views are as popular with the American people as logic and reason is at MSNBC. Dims lose every time they bring up anti-Second Amendment legislation or ram it through state legislatures.
Colorado voters double-tapped two anti-gun, liberal state senators after they provided crucial votes for severe gun control laws. John Morse and Angela Giron were thrown out of office in a recall election last week by freedom loving Coloradans. These two anti-gun libs learned the hard way that if you mess with the Second Amendment bull, you get the horn of freedom.
But Giron, like the good liberal she is, can’t accept that she got her ass whooped by freedom loving voters in Colorado. Ohhhhh nooooo! It was that evil voter suppression! Nevermind that she had boatloads of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg money backing her and outspent her recall opponents 5-1! Here she is on CNN. Kudos, for once, for the CNN anchor for calling out Giron on her BS.
The AWD News Network contacted Giron as she was packing up her office with boxes filled with Brady Foundation propaganda, a well-worn copy of The Communist Manifesto, and a personally signed Big Gulp cup from Mayor Bloomberg. Ms Giron was asked if there were any other factors involved in her election defeat. Here were her top ten excuses:
- Global warming – Polar bears arrived in Colorado last weekend when their polar ice homes melted and ate unwashed liberal voters they confused with rotting seal carcasses
- Since marijuana was legalized, all Colorado voters do anymore is sit around in circles singing @#&* Grateful Dead songs and eating Cheetos instead of showing up at the polls
- Voters never recovered from Giron and Mayor Bloomberg dressing up as characters in CATS and singing “Jellicle Mags For Jellicle Guns” on the floor of the state legislature
- Racism – Giron was once a slave but is now free and white Coloradan right-wing extremists hate her because she is a White Hispanic like George Zimmerman but was once black like Sheila Jackson Lee…or something
- Syrian poisonous gas wafted into the mountains of Colorado and killed all liberal voters
- George W Bush!
- Giron’s loss attributed to lasting effects of Tim Tebow being a sucky QB for the Broncos three seasons ago
- The altitude
- The dead in Colorado were discriminated against and couldn’t vote
- NRA snipers on rooftops killed any potential voter with dreadlocks carrying bongos, wearing tie-dyed t-shirts and singing @#&* Grateful Dead songs
Giron said there were lots of other reasons she was body-slammed in the polls but was late for a Code Pink meeting where they were making vagina costumes to protest heterosexuality. Giron committed to send the AWD News Network a few hundred or so more excuses as soon as they could be verified by an impartial group such as the ACLU.