When AWD woke up today at the crack of noon all appeared pretty normal! Nothing was different. The sun had risen, birds were chirping, my AR-15 slept peacefully in the corner of AWD’s boudoir, my cell phone had the same texts from the same Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders begging for some of my sweet lovin’. AWD texted back I ain’t got no time for that! Today was just like every other day!
The thing is…since the federal government shut down…nothing much has changed. Actually, nothing at all has changed for AWD! The sun came up, Texas remained the bad-assiest state in the republic, and liberal womerns were still butt-ugly while libtarded males remained effeminate and worthless. Situation normal.
Maybe the vast mooching classes are affected by the government shut down. Maybe no welfare checks, food stamps and other forms of income redistribution are available. If so, I hope the federal government never reopens!
Sure, 800,000 non-essential government employees were furloughed because of the shutdown. The fact that the federal government employs 800,000 non-essential employees shows precisely the reason the federal leviathan should be shut down!
We heard the usual hysterics from corruptocrats in Washington over the shutdown. Douch Bag Harry Reid called conservatives demanding the defunding of ObamaCare “extremists, terrorists and anarchists.” Who gives a rat what that sniveling little rat calls us? Reid, who didn’t submit a budget for four years lectured Republicans on the importance of budgets! This is akin to Janeane Garafalo (where’s that ugly hag been lately?) lecturing on the importance of bathing.
Reid and Hussein haven’t passed a budget because they do not want the American people to see how they have irresponsibly pissed away trillions of dollars on buying votes and paying off Democrat contributors. They prefer to use continuing resolutions that increase the debt limit of the United States ad infinitum (that means ‘without end,’ goat ropers). Foolishly (stupidly), the wussypants Republicans under John ‘Boo Hoo’ Boehner have granted the Dims CR after CR with zero spending cuts part of the deal. Party of stupid.
Ted Cruz and Mike Lee are successfully challenging the establishment RINO Republican elite. Does anyone really believe Boehner has suddenly found Jesus on raising the debt level? Hell no! The House conservatives have revolted against him and his pathetic wussy House RINO leadership.
Cruz has been meeting with House conservative Republicans on how to buck Boo Hoo Boehner’s plan of once again appeasing the Dims and rolling over on the latest continuing resolution. Cruz has locked horns with McCain and the other wussyboys in the Senate too old and corrupt to fight the openly socialist Democrats. And Cruz is winning! A statesman among corrupt, sorry politicians! A true leader who the wussypants RINOs are seeking to destroy. They must be retired and sent to the sewer of history!
So the federal government shut down today. AWD says keep that sumbitch shuttered! Keep the military operating for national security but to hell with the Deparments of Labor, Education, Agriculture, Energy, the EPA, and especially Obama’s Luca Brasi, the IRS! Send their mooching, non-wealth producing non-essential employees to the private sector and maybe actually produce a penny of wealth! Give taxpayers a break!
It’s the end of the federal government as we know it for at least a little while but AWD feels fine!
AWD is not about to play that REM song about the end of the world as we know it. All right! I’ll play it!
Damn! That’s some nasty-ass white people in that video!