As all Dudes and Dudettes know, AWD rarely, if ever, has made a prediction that has
come true been wrong. It’s a gift. And a gift that AWD shares with others.
2013 has been a strange year. Barack Obama has completely collapsed as POTUS. He’s approaching laughingstock status even with his own sycophants. How embarrassing it must be for stupid people to see your Messiah turn out to be a fraudulent, lazy turd!
The Wussypants Repubs have continued to suckar el grande uno! Not much of a stretch there for those of us in the predicting bidness. But the suckage from the Repubs has even surpassed the lowly levels of expectation we had for them.
The mainstream propaganda media has reached a new low. They no longer pretend to be journalistic enterprises. MSNBC is an insult even to stupid people. And stupid is what one would have to be to sit through that mind-numbing drivel.
Race relations in America are at the lowest levels anyone can remember. Black youths are openly assaulting innocent crackas for being white. As a community, blacks continue to circle the drain of humanity with violence, hatred, ignorance, and sullen dependence its hallmark. Thank you Eric Holder! I think we’re ready to have that honest discussion on race. Too bad you’re not! Asshole!
Culturally, it’s male, Christian, and cracka bashing time in America! Not much changed there. Crackas, Christians and white men continue to the only groups who can be criticized at will. And they are. White men, of course, are the biggest target. All that work ethic, you know.
So, without further waiting, AWD presents my 110% correct predictions for 2014:
- ObamaCare will be killed in 2014…by Democrats! ObamaCare will be sent to the toilet bowl of history once Democrats realize people who have zero ability to run a website have less than zero ability to run the entire healthcare system of America. When ObamaCare starts really affecting the healthcare and wallets of Democrat voters, show’s over! Dims politicians will flee the sinking ship USS Barack Hussein Obama. They love their ruling class jobs in Congress more than they love the Nothing Man!
- Obama will continue to sink in the polls and will become less significant than he is now. He will milk vacations and golf over the next few years and further allow his communist and Muslim Brotherhood administration to call the shots.
- The rift between the wussypants RINO elite in the Republican Party and the Tea Party will widen as more fiscal conservatives realize the Republicans have no interest in fiscal sanity! They are only interested in reelection. Big business and labor unions will financially support the RINOs while everyday conservatives revolt against the Party.
- America will suffer a series of Muslim terrorist attacks. They will be well planned and devastating. Americans will once again be reminded that Islam is the enemy to civilization.
- China will force a military confrontation with America and our allies in the Pacific. China realizes Obama is a wuss and is anxious to see how far they can push him and humiliate America at the same time.
- Iran will publicly announce they have a nuclear bomb. Iran also realizes Obama is a wuss and sides with Muslims over America.
- The wussypants Republicans will hold the House in 2014 but Dims will retain control of the Senate by a few seats. Republicans will continue to bend over for the Dims. National debt will skyrocket while unemployment remains high. America will continue its collapse.
- A vigilante somewhere in America will begin to attack black youth in retaliation for rampant black-on-white crime that has skyrocketed under Obama. He will immediately be labeled a Tea Party member by the propaganda media.
- More Democrat-controlled cities will declare bankruptcy.
- Whoopi Goldberg will continue to be ugly all day.
- Amnesty will NOT be passed as Americans rise up against Washington and Mexico.
- Miley Cyrus will release a sex tape as she remains desperate for attention because she has no talent.
- The Dallas Cowboys will not win the 2014 Super Bowl
- The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders will continue to dig the AWD’s program!
- Boo Hoo Boehner will be replaced as Speaker. Wussypants RINO Eric Cantor will replace him and continue Boehner’s douche baggerous leadership.
- Michael Moore will lose ten pounds when he attempts to tie his shoes.
- One of the Rolling Stones will die. Probably Brian Jones.
- Led Zeppelin will announce a 2014 reunion tour. AWD will replace John Bonham on drums. He will rock.
So there you go! Take it to the bank, suckas!
Feel free to include your own predictions for 2014. I’m sure there are a lot of things AWD hasn’t predicted because I’m about to start getting ready to throw the houlihan tonight in the Big D for New Years!
I hope y’all have a fun and safe evening. Watch out for drunk drivers and don’t be one!