HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

As all Dudes and Dudettes know, AWD rarely, if ever, has made a prediction that has come true been wrong. It’s a gift. And a gift that AWD shares with others.

2013 has been a strange year. Barack Obama has completely collapsed as POTUS. He’s approaching laughingstock status even with his own sycophants. How embarrassing it must be for stupid people to see your Messiah turn out to be a fraudulent, lazy turd!

The Wussypants Repubs have continued to suckar el grande uno! Not much of a stretch there for those of us in the predicting bidness. But the suckage from the Repubs has even surpassed the lowly levels of expectation we had for them.

The mainstream propaganda media has reached a new low. They no longer pretend to be journalistic enterprises. MSNBC is an insult even to stupid people. And stupid is what one would have to be to sit through that mind-numbing drivel.

Race relations in America are at the lowest levels anyone can remember. Black youths are openly assaulting innocent crackas for being white. As a community, blacks continue to circle the drain of humanity with violence, hatred, ignorance, and sullen dependence its hallmark. Thank you Eric Holder! I think we’re ready to have that honest discussion on race. Too bad you’re not! Asshole!

Culturally, it’s male, Christian, and cracka bashing time in America! Not much changed there. Crackas, Christians and white men continue to the only groups who can be criticized at will. And they are. White men, of course, are the biggest target. All that work ethic, you know.

So, without further waiting, AWD presents my 110% correct predictions for 2014:

  • ObamaCare will be killed in 2014…by Democrats! ObamaCare will be sent to the toilet bowl of history once Democrats realize people who have zero ability to run a website have less than zero ability to run the entire healthcare system of America.  When ObamaCare starts really affecting the healthcare and wallets of Democrat voters, show’s over!  Dims politicians will flee the sinking ship USS Barack Hussein Obama.  They love their ruling class jobs in Congress more than they love the Nothing Man!
  • Obama will continue to sink in the polls and will become less significant than he is now.  He will milk vacations and golf over the next few years and further allow his communist and Muslim Brotherhood administration to call the shots.
  • The rift between the wussypants RINO elite in the Republican Party and the Tea Party will widen as more fiscal conservatives realize the Republicans have no interest in fiscal sanity! They are only interested in reelection.  Big business and labor unions will financially support the RINOs while everyday conservatives revolt against the Party.
  • America will suffer a series of Muslim terrorist attacks. They will be well planned and devastating.  Americans will once again be reminded that Islam is the enemy to civilization.
  • China will force a military confrontation with America and our allies in the Pacific. China realizes Obama is a wuss and is anxious to see how far they can push him and humiliate America at the same time.
  • Iran will publicly announce they have a nuclear bomb.  Iran also realizes Obama is a wuss and sides with Muslims over America.
  • The wussypants Republicans will hold the House in 2014 but Dims will retain control of the Senate by a few seats.  Republicans will continue to bend over for the Dims.  National debt will skyrocket while unemployment remains high.  America will continue its collapse.
  • A vigilante somewhere in America will begin to attack black youth in retaliation for rampant black-on-white crime that has skyrocketed under Obama.  He will immediately be labeled a Tea Party member by the propaganda media.
  • More Democrat-controlled cities will declare bankruptcy.
  • Whoopi Goldberg will continue to be ugly all day.
  • Amnesty will NOT be passed as Americans rise up against Washington and Mexico.
  • Miley Cyrus will release a sex tape as she remains desperate for attention because she has no talent.
  • The Dallas Cowboys will not win the 2014 Super Bowl
  • The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders will continue to dig the AWD’s program!
  • Boo Hoo Boehner will be replaced as Speaker.  Wussypants RINO Eric Cantor will replace him and continue Boehner’s douche baggerous leadership.
  • Michael Moore will lose ten pounds when he attempts to tie his shoes.
  • One of the Rolling Stones will die.  Probably Brian Jones.
  • Led Zeppelin will announce a 2014 reunion tour.  AWD will replace John Bonham on drums.  He will rock.

So there you go! Take it to the bank, suckas!

Feel free to include your own predictions for 2014. I’m sure there are a lot of things AWD hasn’t predicted because I’m about to start getting ready to throw the houlihan tonight in the Big D for New Years!

I hope y’all have a fun and safe evening. Watch out for drunk drivers and don’t be one!

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19 Comments

  1. “Iran will publicly announce they have a nuclear bomb. Iran also realizes Obama is a wuss and sides with Muslims over America.”

    is in direct conflict with my 2014 prediction.

    – Israel turns Iran into a sheet of glass to stop Iran from obtaining nuclear status. UN immediately convenes to place strong sanctions against Israel, and requests the USA to intervene on behalf of Iran. The House votes no. Obama attacks Israel anyways.

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  2. Quartierleblanc says:

    Meanwhile QLB is reasonably sure he’s going to get lucky sometime after midnight. I’ll second the Muslim terrorist attack scenario here.

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  3. inagadadavida says:

    “America will suffer a series of Muslim terrorist attacks. They will be well planned by the Obama administration and DHS and devastating. Americans will once again be reminded that Islam is the enemy to civilization religion of peace tm. We will be given the false choice of being “safe” by giving up our liberties.

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  4. inagadadavida says:

    The Skynet Federal Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense government spending . Skynet The senate begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug….

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  5. Flush Obamacare and the country will start prospering again, hell flush him also.

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  6. “China will force a military confrontation with America and our allies in the Pacific. China realizes Obama is a wuss and is anxious to see how far they can push him and humiliate America at the same time.

    PRC is developing F-111 size stealth bombers while The Great and Powerful Obama has shut down the F-22 production line. We could have sold F-22 aircraft to Japan and kept our production lines open, easing our balance of payments deficit, and developing new versions. Now Japan is their own Mitsubishi ATD-X aircraft. Such is the uselessness of Obama.

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  7. Record cold temps will be recorded all throuout the country and me a source of stress to global warming kooks who continue to change the term to “climate change.”
    The stock market will start to swing downward.
    The education bubble will start to pop.
    Inflation will grow increasing worse.
    Agree with AWD on terrorist attacks ocurring, and continued horror stories about obamacare.
    A major scandle will be revealed concerning Obama’s use of documents, and his cover up of his college records

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps says:

    “Whoopi Goldberg will continue to be ugly all day.”

    lololol it’s true!!! It’s True!!!

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  9. 2014 will be the year of the man-made crisis of epic proportion.

    “False-flags” will be raised on numerous occasions by Obama and the UN. These incidents will be used to cause fear/panic and Obama will preach the only solution is more government (i.e. more control).

    Remember, and this has not been talked about much, the UN Small Arms Treaty was signed by Kerry back in Sept and, while the Constitution requires Senate ratification, I predict that Barry will try to circumvent the normal process (as usual), with EOs and help from the DOJ, in order to implement some variation of the treaty to enact some degree of gun control/confiscation.

    Keep in mind, the two pillars of control that every dictator has had to gain in order to impose totalitarianism are:
    1) control the health of the populace, and
    2) rid the populace of guns

    Another 2014 prediction – another huge Obama lie exposed:
    If you like your gun, you can keep your gun.

    Here you go, Obama’s pledge lie to not take our guns:
    http://youtu.be/VDG3gbJ5Oao

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  10. “Race relations in America are at the lowest levels anyone can remember. Black youths are openly assaulting innocent crackas for being white. As a community, blacks continue to circle the drain of humanity with violence, hatred, ignorance, and sullen dependence its hallmark.”

    Geez, since when you are an expert on race relations? and why only blacks should be the only concerning point about this?. Ok, I got it, I’m not american, I don’t live in the US, I don’t know what it feels to be threatened and attacked by the simple fact of being white in America, I honestly don’t know how awful is that, but hey, when are you going to speak about the non-violent and nice blacks that exist in your country? do you know EVERY single black person that exist in the USA?, and when I say “non-violent”, “nice” and even “responsible”, I’m not wondering if they are conservatives or liberals, but I understand, you need an enemy and the enemy must be black, why speak about them on an positive way? that’s not convenient, a good black student? NO, we need blood, thugs, flashmobs, and anything that affects a white person, cruelty and paranoia is what interests us.

    Sadly, the color of the skin appears to be a sufficiently compelling reason to judge a person, and don’t bring me that bullshit about FBI facts and other stuff because other groups in America do the same crap, now I can see why you consider the white man as the most ridiculed and unappreciated being on the planet, because that’s what I find here, ridiculous people, old and worthless guys, total internet warriors. Talk, talk, and never walk

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    • Wes the great says:

      Juan, you were actually making an argument until your last paragraph. When you can’t dispute the facts attack the opponent – ad hominem. You just proved -quite by accident – that the dude has a valid point. Don’t underestimate we old worthless dudes; don’t you know the older the violin the sweeter the music. And the steadier the nerves.

      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Aldous Huxley, “Proper Studies”, 1927 English critic & novelist (1894 – 1963)

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    • Don’t like our ideas, morals, convictions, and beliefs Juan? Why hang out on this blog? I hear HuffPo has a nice left wing blog that should fit nicely into your flawed ideology. Please feel free to go there and talk shit to like minded morons about how intolerant the big, bad, white man is.

      From what I hear, you don’t need facts from the FBI or anyone else there, all you need is to make up some bullshit, call it a fact, and you’re flavor of the week.

      We will stay here discussing our intolerance of being attacked by feral blacks, invaded by illegals from south of the border, and betrayed by our own political representatives. Don’t bother letting us know how it’s going over there, we don’t give a shit.

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  11. Well “Juan” when you’re presented with the facts, that is DOJ stats showing an overwhelming black on white crime rate as opposed to white on black, your response, “…don’t bring that bullshit about FBI facts and other stuff…”

    You’re a typical REgressive, don’t show me no stinkin’ facts.

    But hey, those rampaging flash mobs of white teenagers are kept on the down low, right? Same as the 100s of white bangers shooting each other to death, right? Dude, you might want to get out from under that cloud of stupid that’s pouring down on you.

    As for your last little tidbit about internet warriors-when you or a group of pick your color thugs(odds are heavily against them being white) want to play any kind of street assault game in your repertoire, make sure you’ve said your prayers.

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  12. Heh, Juan doesn’t even live in America yet he wants to give us his sage advice about race relations here.
    I suspect he lives in one of those Utopian shitholes south of the border and his ignorance is exceeded only by his arrogance.
    My advice to him is STFU.

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  13. AWD are you sure about your prediction that Whoopi-cushion- Goldberg is going to STAY ugly?….LMAO!

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  14. Spurwing Plover says:

    Obama and Holder will admit to Fast & Furious Kerry will resign and hollywood will be making more Conservative movies AND I WILL SOON BE FLYING TO THE MOON ANYONE CARE TO JOIN THIS CRAZY OLD SHOREBIRD?

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  15. I’ve been thinking ever since the thug Trayvon Martin was darwinized that whites had better keep their eyes open. Someone is going to get tired of these knockout games and start goin postal on thugs.

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