Now that President Hussein has destroyed racist AmeriKKKa’s health care system, he’s decided to move on to the next target! The economy. His nemesis…except hitting past those @#&* ladies tees! Time to give more to the untalented what they can’t earn on their own by taking it from those who can. After all, from each according to his production ability, to each according to his mooching need (and vote). The liberal mantra.
The minimum wage is just the latest libtarded argument that destroys jobs for the low-skilled laborers libs claim to want to help. AWD discussed this back in June of 2012 when then Congressman, now jailbird Jesse Jackson, Jr used his powerful grasp of economic principles and called on Obama to raise the minimum wage to $10:
Jesse, Junior is calling on President Hussein Hopenchange to raise the minimum wage to $10 per hour. Now that would surely help the poor and downtrodden in America. It would help redistribute wealth from those evil business 1%ers to the 99% and make everything so great! I’m surprised all those evil capitalists have missed this! Think how hard employees would work if they were paid $10 per hour…even though their skills are not such where they can piss and hit the ground.
Wait a minute! If $10 per hour would help America’s poor workers, think about how much better off they’d be if they were paid $15! Whoa! Wait just another minute here. What if they were paid $20 per hour? Man, that would be so cool!!! They could pay their bills and buy all kinds of Air Jordans and sh*t! Hold the phones!!! What if the minimum wage rate was raised to $50 per hour! Now you’re really talking. Air Jordans, NBA jerseys for everyone! Damn! This Junior is onto something. Hell, what if we raised the minimum wage to $1 million per hour! Everyone would be millionaire! After a 40 hour work week, you’d have $40 million!! After a few weeks, each employee could buy their own NBA team and then have all the jerseys they want!! I like it! One million American dollars per hour! That would really help the working poor! Don’t wish you knew as much about economics as Jesse Jackson, Junior? I know you do!!
Oh, but the evil white man doesn’t want to pay $1 million an hour! They want to keep the poor down! Here’s some old, dead cracka named Milton Friedman….what the hell does he know about economics?! Shee-ut, he probably doesn’t even know what the 2005 Air Jordans look like! Probably never ever heard of Labron either!
AWD’s first job was sweeping out and washing floors at a car dealership. He was only 13….hey, that’s underage child labor! I probably have a lawsuit there! I worked from on Saturdays from 8 am to whenever we finished…usually about 6 pm. My pay was minimum wage….$2.35 an hour…at that time. Just think how much better off I’d be today if I was paid $1 million per hour! After all, that was hard work and car dealers make billions off of selling cars, don’t they? Damn, I wish I had Jesse, Junior representing me back then! I’d be owning a few professional sports teams and sitting in a hot tub sipping champagne with my soul mate! If only…….
Not much has changed since AWD posted that literary masterpiece against the stupidity of liberals over minimum wage laws. AWD is still very smart while libs are wicked re-tahd-ed (as the wicked re-tahd-ed libs say in Bahston). Remember AWDs First Axiom of Politics: Liberals depend on stupid. Tell a minimum wage, unskilled worker you’re going to give him an extra X dollars in the form of minimum wage and you’ll forever have his vote. Even when he loses his job because the higher minimum wage is fiscally impossible for his employer. Evil employer, that is.
Maybe Obama can set up a website to facilitate unskilled labor to sign up for their higher minimum wage!