Ah yes…nothing like those trial lawyers we have in our faces every single day! I don’t know about all of you, but we in this home have come to hate them all…especially when they’re in your face one way or the other via the Boob-Tube. Oh yes, they’re constantly doing their best to sell the low-information twits across this land to come on in and join any lawsuit they think you’ll sign onto. Of course we all know the snake-oil salesmans are the ones that will pocket the money, while those that joined their suits receive nothing but a coupon of some sort if they happen to win their case. – Remind you of democrat congress-critters anyone…hmm? And of course we can’t leave Dear Leader out of the mix, he’s been the tops when it comes personifying a snake-oil salesman!
Nevertheless, here’s some fun with five examples of what I’m speaking of. – This is via DC:
Here’s a good rule of thumb: If your attorney is running ads on television, he’s probably a douchebag.
He is also probably a personal injury attorney, but there we go being redundant.
For some reason personal injury lawyers like to call themselves “The Hammer” and make really, really crappy TV commercials. We compiled 5 of the best (worst?) of the latter. Enjoy:
1.) Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro might not be able to rip out the hearts of those who hurt you. But he can make you laugh.
2.) Glen Lerner doesn’t run away from the term “ambulance chaser.” He makes commercials celebrating it.
3.) Jim Adler — “The Texas Hammer” — is equally as ridiculous in English as he is in Spanish.
4.) WHAT!? You don’t even need an appointment at the law office of Rosemarie Arnold? She MUST be a great lawyer.
5.) Meet Lowell Stanley, yet another “The Hammer:
But wait! I have my own pick when it comes to the best snake-oil salesman this country has ever seen…that’s right folks, step right up and listen to this:
We also can’t forget the trial lawyers and all entities tied to them are one of the biggest donors to the democrat party year after year either…but what they heck, the NRA and such are really the bad guys don’t ya know! – Tort reform anyone…haven’t we been ‘hammered‘ enough already?
What say you? – Throw in your two-cents…Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!