The leftist Thought Police are at it again trying to control what you say, think and do. Yes, Condoleezza Rice, that includes you too! You never fooled AWD with which side of the fence you’re really on. Are you related to Colin Powell? Ideologically, HELL YES!
Banning words is the better looking cousin to banning books and free thinking. Leftists hate them some name-calling words unless they are the ones hurling them. Right, Teabaggers? But leftists aren’t merely concerned with your hateful vocabulary, right-wing extremists, they want to control what you drive, what you eat, what you drive, the temperature of your house, how to spend your earnings, if you can own a gun, etc. Leftists have decided what’s in your best interest. Right, Condi?
Today, idjits on the left are trying to ban the word “bossy” because they believe “bossy” only can apply to women. I guess Marine Colonels and General Officers merely make suggestions so not to offend soldiers with their bossiness. Well, maybe now they do since we have a homo-sexule military! Why not try and ban phrases, too? Like “kiss my big ol’ sexy butt, libtards!?”
Here’s their video:
Most of the womerns in that video are either lebanese and/or oo-ga-lee! They all are libs. And who gives a rat what that strumpet Beyonce says? The only thing she’s the boss of is getting nekkid on stage.
Bossy is a good word. I understand that nobody likes to be bossed around. AWD certainly doesn’t, especially by a bunch of leftist, bossy hags who tell me what words I can and cannot use. I’d much prefer they get in the kitchen and bake me a pie. But “bossy” is not a gender-specific word and ugly hags do not have the right to seize possession of it.
AWD has a suggestion. If we’re going to ban the word “bossy” because it offends leftist womern bosses, why shouldn’t we ban #uglybossybosses for anyone unfortunate enough to report to a filly? Let’s face it, womerns make the worst bosses possible. AWD has had several womern bosses in his metoric career rise. Each of them has been a total disaster zone! Every single one!
Womern bosses are emotional, petty, and generally play favorites with their fellow fillies in the workplace. Anyone who has reported to womerns and is honest will agree. AWD had this very conversation just last week with a filly friend (who is a baby doll). She agreed and even added that womerns are more difficult to manage as employees then hombres. AWD agrees. I have managed men and babes and the fillies will tie me up bitching about nothing for hours while men generally just did their job. I’ve never had a dude cry at work. Womern employees? Shee-ut! Hell, don’t take my word for it, maybe Fem X (a conserva-babe who works a high-pressure, big $$ job) will weigh in on the subject.
Back to banning #uglybossybosses. The last thing a cat needs on Monday morning is to drag his butt into the mines only to look at and listen to some mean, ugly bufforilla boss who just got her monthly visit from Aunt Flo! She’ll be pissed because her husband didn’t either wash the dishes right, vacuum the carpet where it makes a @#&* perfect grid pattern when he’s finished, or didn’t take the dogs (which she calls her “children”) to the vet to get their $1000 @#*& dog psychology! So guess who BossZilla takes all her menstrually-induced, life frustrations on? You know it! The dudes who are happy because they’re coming off a great weekend running hard with the fellas, smoking cigars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, watching a few games or honky-tonking, and luring a little, smoking-hot filly back to his bedroom/boudoir for a few hours of hot flippy floppy.
BossZilla hates these guys because she is a miserable failure at life and the dudes are not. Sure, she may have the corner office but at what price? At her womanly core and deep in her diseased, liberal DNA, she knows she’d rather be staying at home raising the next generation of taxpayers and baking pies for her man who puts a twinkle in her eye when the day is done instead of filling out useless monthly reports and making everybody in the office miserable. For these and other reasons, womerns make terrible bosses. It’s even worse when they’re liberal and ugly.
It’s a scientific fact. Liberal womerns are generally ugly and mean where conservative babes are mostly hot and sexy. A quick look at the appearance of female attendees at Tea Party and Occupy events proves that statement. Any male who chooses a liberal womern over a conservative is probably a metrosexual (homosexual in a metro) who would prefer to be biting a pillow with his hair stylist, Bruce!
Conservatives realize and accept that men and women are different. Each has their unique abilities and gifts but no little babushka will never hum a pigskin 70 yards to perfectly drop like a feather into the hands of a sprinting wide receiver. On the other hand, no hombre will ever grow a pair of perfect breasts even though Michael Moore comes close! Seriously, men are naturally more cut out for the heavy lifting while women do the organizing and keeping it all in the road. It’s nature. It’s ying and yang and feng shui (whatever the hell that is), protons and neutrons, estrogen and tos-test-o-rene, etc. Liberals are not natural. Liberal womerns are more unnatural.
So join the Big Sexy in demanding an end of ugly womern bosses in the workplace! Haven’t we men suffered enough having to contemplate Hitlery Clintoon as our next President. Actually, President Hillary proves everything AWD has written here today about ugly womern bosses and why they should be banned! Maybe we should also try a #banuglyhillary campaign!
Here’s the Godfather of Soul telling how it all works right:
When music was music. Suck on that, Beyonce! Right after you bake me a pie!