Chicagoland aka Barackistan witnessed the ongoing tribal slaughter between the Chicago Hutus and the Chicago Tutsis last weekend. Eighty degree Springtime weather put many Hutus in the mood to “wet their hatchets and tomahawks.” Only they used illegal handguns held gangsta-style to kill four and wound an additional 36! While only four were killed, it’s still a very respectable massacre by anyone’s standard.
The Barackistan Tribune reported:
At least 36 people were shot in Chicago, four of them fatally, in as many hours over the weekend, with more than half of the shootings occurring over a half-day period stretching into early Sunday.
Officers responded to at least 27 incidents, starting at 3:30 p.m. Friday in the West Woodlawn neighborhood on the South Side involving an attack that left a 17-year-old girl dead and two other people wounded, police said. There were also fatal shootings in the South Shore neighborhood Friday night and the Washington Park neighborhood early Sunday, both on the South Side.
A relatively light weekend of slaughter for Barackistan, no doubt! But it wasn’t the Hutus or Tutsis responsible for the murder and mayhem in the streets. Oh no, it couldn’t be the actual tribes at fault. It was the weather.
The Tribune continues:
Chicago Police Department spokesman Adam Collins declined to comment on whether the weekend’s temperatures — Saturday reached 80 degrees, the city’s warmest day so far this year — contributed to the number of shootings, though criminologists have said that weather does play a role in violent crime.
Ah yes, that pesky Global Warming is again at fault! Perhaps the Hutus and Tutsis were angry about Chicagoland’s expanding carbon footprint and sought to lower levels by sending gunpowder and lead into the atmosphere to negate the high levels of CO2 put into the atmosphere by hundreds of ambulances required for the dead and wounded.
But Global Warming alone is not to blame for the violence! Collins continued:
“While the city continues to see reductions in crime and violence, there’s obviously much more to be done, and we continue to be challenged by lax state and federal gun laws,” Collins said, reiterating a position that police Superintendent Garry McCarthy has expressed when discussing the department’s crime-fighting efforts.
“No one will rest until everyone in Chicago enjoys the same sense of safety.”
What Collins means is no one will rest in Chicagoland until everyone is dead. Which at current murder levels will occur by mid-August.
And how could we overlook the lax state and federal gun laws in a state that has the most restrictive gun laws in the nation? Yes, Barackistan needs for guns to be seized in Illinois and throughout America from law-abiding firearms owners to quell the perpetual violence between the Hutus and Tutsis.
Michael Thompson of WND posted an excellent piece today illustrating that Chicago has had more deaths from violence since 2003 than American soldiers fighting in Afghanistan from 2001. The tally is 4,797 for Barackistan and 2,166 for Afghanistan. And the Afghanistan total includes non-combat accidental deaths. Let America pray that the Taliban doesn’t start recruiting Chicagoland’s Hutus and Tutsis!
Here is a table that lists the racial makeup of the victims and offenders in Chicago from 2003-2011. One groups seems to stand out. Note: The weather wasn’t factored into the table.
Subtract the murders committed by Hutus and Tutsis in large metropolitan areas of America like Detroilet, Philadelphia, Washington, Birmingham, Baltimore, Los Angeles, etc and the United State per capita murder rate falls far below most other countries in the world. Including Disney Land.
It appears Barackistan is giving its best effort this Spring to surpass the 2012 record of 532 murders in 2012.
With continuing Global Warming and the prevalence of lawful gun owners in America, Chicagoland is seeking to attract tourists from peaceful cities around America and abroad to witness the carnage. The Barackistan Tourism Association has introduced its new tourism slogan:
VISIT CHICAGOLAND TO SEE THE BLOODSHED, STAY HERE BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD!
Here’s video from Chicagoland discussing every reason for the violence except the real reason: