Being the most stupid Democrat is a feat not easily accomplished. Long is the history of proud, loud morons with zero intellectual capacity populating the ranks of the Democrat Party. There is bacteria in public toilets with more intelligence than most Dims.
From his recent public comments, Virginia Democrat congressional candidate Mike Dickinson would have to study to surpass the smarts of an amoeba. Normally one with this low level of mental horsepower must hail from a gerrymandered district to consider running for Congress. But Dickinson is a cracka and has no such protections as that of noted Demorat Oceanologist and island expert Hank Johnson who once shared his concerns over the flotation ability of Guam:
Johnson said he was concerned with a Naval base, Guam would “become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.” That Admiral should have been made the Commander In Chief for not falling out of his chair laughing at that stupid idiot Johnson!
One would be hard-pressed to surpass the major-league levels of stupidity of Hank Johnson, who actually has a brain-cell more intelligence than his predecessor and nutjob Cymfia McKinney.
Enter Mike Dickinson. Dickinson is to intelligence what Bubba Clintoon is to chastity. Dickinson has been embarrassing himself with ridiculous tweets and TV appearances telling how he will destroy the Tea Party and Fox News while making personal threats to his political opponents.
Greta Van Susteren had Dickinson on his show last and reduced him to a puddle of libtarded, primordial goo. If you haven’t seen this, you need to watch the most intelligent Democrat in the world:
Not surprisingly, Hank Johnson recently endorsed Dickinson:
“I proudly stand with Mike Dickinson and fully endorse him to be the next Congressman from Vienna. We need men of Mike’s intelligence here in the Congressional.”
Dickinson’s career has apparently taken place in the striptease industry. Why is AWD not surprised? He lied about being the CEO of a nekkid business when he was most likely associated with the business only by sitting by the stage stuffing dollars down g-strings until the bouncers throw him out.
Yesterday, Dickinson tweeted this threat against a Virginia GOP delegate:
“@RobertGMarshall you are a terrorist. After I decimate the tea party I am coming after you and the stupidity that is your rhetoric.”
After being called out for his ridiculous Twitter rants, Dickinson tweeted:
“I have power over all the haters. You disrupt your life to read my tweets and respond. How sad.”
Sad, indeed. Sad that morons who should be institutionalized are running for and in Congress. But Dickinson’s a Democrat. I repeat myself.
Here’s Dickinson’s profile on his website:
Mike Dickinson was born and raised in Henrico County. He learned from an early age that hard work and perseverance would lead to success. He graduated from Virginia Commonwealth University, with the help of student loans, and established a successful career.
As a restaurant management consultant, Mike learned firsthand about the challenges facing small businesses. He knows that Washington’s uncertainty and gridlock coming has crippled the ability of our job creators to expand and plan for the future.
Mike believes Congress needs to get back to finding solutions to our nation’s problems rather than being stuck in a loop of partisan bickering and crisis management. As a business person, he understands that long term planning is required, not lurching from crisis to crisis.
That is why Mike is running for Congress. He will focus on fixing our economy and providing opportunities for the people of the district. He will ensure that our schools have the resources they need to ensure that the next generation has the same opportunities he had. He will fight for a fair minimum wage so an honest day’s work brings an honest day’s pay. With your vote, Mike can work to put our nation back on track.
Meet Mike? I’ve been trying to avoid idiots like Dickinson my entire life. Here’s a little advice to Mikey. Loud, stupid, and hanging out in strip joints is no way to go through life, son.
I’m not sure how Dickinson is polling but he should consider these campaign slogans:
Vote for Mike! He put the Dick in Dickinson! Or maybe:
Mike Dickinson Will Keep Guam Afloat!