WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT HIS SCROTUM?

An Indiana man has suffered an attack to his dickular region and his “on again/off again” girlfriend has been arrested for attacking the scrotal area and will most likely face a long stretch in a penal institution. As for “on again/off again,” that womern should definitely be permanently “off again!”

The man and his scrotum were peacefully resting in his domicile when said “off again” girlfriend entered screaming for him to call “the f***ing police.” She, obviously, had intentions on attacking the man’s scrotum and detaching it from his body. Now, AWD doesn’t mind a womern detaching my scrotum from my body but she doesn’t have to yell at me too!

According to the Smoking Gun, the womern, Christina Reber:

“first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The scrotumless man was taken to…I crap you negative…Ball Hospital! But what better hospital to take a cat whose sack has been detached by a yelling “on again/off again” womern? And, once again fellas, we see it is never wise in a fight to lead with your scrotum! Or to date a filly with a Kung Fu grip!

The Smoking Gun continues:

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

It always seems that a womern is involved when it comes to pulling off tingly body parts. Just last year, AWD commented on a filly pulling off her daughter-in-law’s nipple in a fight. You never hear of dudes pulling off breasteses or tingly parts of womerns! It always seems to be a filly full of pre or post-menstrual rage! AWD calls on the immediate cessation of crotchular violence against men by crazed, scrotum-hating womerns!

Christina Reber should receive a stiff sentence and be incarcerated in a penal institution for years to come!

This detachable scrotum story reminds me of a song. For your listening enjoyment, here’s Detachable Penis:

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38 Comments

  1. That was one pissed off filly! Or one stupid dude!

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  2. Vicio Malo says:

    geez AWD reminds me of the that guy cut off his d^ck and fed it to his dog a few years ago…makes me cringe… when I lived in Atlanta a guy at TGIF went into the bathroom and sat on the john…the seat was faulty and his 300 pound a$$ slid the toilet seat forward and crushed his testicles between the seat and commode…OUCH!

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  3. Wow…this gal would make Lorena Bobbitt proud!

    Here’s another song “The Ballad of Lorena Bobbitt”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk6oJ0WAjAo

    Still have to chuckle about that last name as well. ~

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    • Yeah, I seem to recall that during the trial, a radio station set
      up a concession trailer that sold weiners and slice soda. I had
      stock in Pepsico at that time. Don’t recall how my stock did then,
      but I do recall that they set this thing up smack dab in front of the
      courthouse!! How bizarre was that?

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    • Hi Buddy, Did you know he became a porn star. Really.

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  4. Vicio Malo says:

    hello ms. BT doing better about staying on topic!

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  5. Vicio Malo says:

    hello ms. BT doing better about staying on topic…practice makes perfect!

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  6. Lol…worry not. I hope you know I was just referring to the other night on the thread we were on.

    Forget about it now…I know I am. ~

    Oh yeah, just one other little detail, no biggie…so don’t take this wrong, but please don’t use ‘ms’ when addressing me…I despise that ‘ms’ BS, always have, always will. 😉

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  7. eekalouse says:

    I guess she was playing hacky-sack

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  8. blue eyed devil says:

    ugh *shiver*

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  9. Welcome back Dude……….

    in other news……

    How in the HELL did you get a picture of me in my banana hammock?

    You must have one SICK hacker working for you ! ! !

    ;->

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  10. “You never hear of dudes pulling off breasteses or tingly parts of womerns!”

    Unless of course, it’s blacks torturing, raping, sodomizing, mutilating and then murdering a White woman! Plenty of examples of that in the news but most certainly NOT in the main stream media.

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  11. AWD
    The wife says the definition of PMS is the thin line between homicide and suicide.

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  12. Missourian says:

    That story hurt just reading about it, and I’m not .even a man.

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    • Me too, and I’m a guy. Don’t think the group Nazareth had
      THAT in mind when they recorded “Love Hurts” back in ’76.

      You mentioned The Smoking Gun and I was wondering if
      this story appeared on Tru TV’s World’s Dumbest?

      Hey Big thanks for folk singer link. Got a real charge
      out of it.

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  13. At least we know the victim wasnt a Republican

    They dont have any ballz

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  14. Barry the crackhead makes me laugh says:

    The guy was caught screwing his democrat buddy in the arse..so of course she ripped off his balls. Now hes; more femme like most Dem’s.

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  15. FuriousFatMan says:

    i hope she’s charged w/ rape & sexual assault, just like a man would be if he did this.

    want to see the true state of our “progressive” nation? just look at how the media and especially women, ignore the fact that more men are raped in this country than women. and that when it happens like this, instead of in a prison, all the “ladies” in the media and most in the country will laugh and giggle about a man being raped.

    welp, it’s disgraceful.

    and i dont laugh about rape…

    unless a liberal c@@@ is being raped by a black clown. that’s funny 😀

    -FFM

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  16. FuriousFatMan says:

    POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMGNjMscw44

    -ffm

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  17. Charles Bronson showing his girl how it’s done and when to do it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=268F5osfi8c

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  18. “Now, AWD doesn’t mind a womern detaching my scrotum from my body but she doesn’t have to yell at me too!”

    I prefer they use their vagina when trying to remove my manhood. I’m OK with the yelling, screaming, and moaning.

    But that’s just me :)

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  19. Vicio Malo says:

    Lady walks into the drug store, tells the pharmicist “I need some cyanide”. Pharmicist says what on earth for? She says, “I’m gonna kill my husband”! The pharmacist says, “I can’t do that, it would be unethical”! The lady pulls a picture out of her purse of her husband making love to the pharmicist’s wife. He says, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”!

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  20. Its an all out worldwide attack on scrotums…..hurry grab your nuts and run for safety

    http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news24889.html

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  21. AWD
    Post menstrual syndrome, The wife told me yr’s ago that pms is a thin line between suicide and homicide,

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  22. Weird…this is two years old, with some long ago posters to-boot.

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  23. Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum? Answer: Mud flaps!

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  24. Bitches be Crazy!

    Theory of a Deadman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR4WFPa6xuI

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  25. Yep…….

    It’s fun “seeing” bipolar, crazy, and/or manic/depressive women….

    until they rip your scrotum off.

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  26. Mohammed's pink swastika says:

    what do you have if you have one green ball in your left hand and one green ball in your right hand?

    Kermit the frog’s undivided attention.

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