AWD’s grandmother used to say “where there ain’t no fools, there ain’t no fun!” Well, you can extend that “no fun” part to include anywhere where libtarded feminists abide! They just can’t be satisfied if anyone around them is having a little fun. The reason? Because most feminists are miserable because they are mostly lebanese bufforillas and hate straight curvy hot babes and cool hombres out for a few laughs.
A UNC Tarhole female student (probably majoring in African American Studies like the entire UNC student-athlete population) got upset at a Chapel Hell bar recently because the DJ played a song by Robin Thicke called “Blurred Lines.” Apparently the song is about date rape.
According to The Wire:
On Saturday night, University of North Carolina student Liz Hawryluk asked the DJ at a local haunt, Fitzgerald’s Irish Pub, to stop playing Robin’s Thicke “Blurred Lines,” because it “triggers” victims of sexual assault. After Hawryluk spoke out about the incident on social media, Fitzgerald’s fired the DJ.
What do you wanna bet the DJ had also been playing rap songs all night that deal with screwing ho’s and shooting homies and such before Mssss Hawryluk got her little lebanese boxers in a twist over Blurred Lines? Imagine that! A college DJ playing one of the most popular songs of the year at a bar!! He’s obviously a conservative, racist teabagger who actively participates in the “War on Women!” Obviously, he should have worked in a few Indigo Girls tunes to keep the flannel shirted fem-tards at bay.
Disclaimer. AWD likes the song Blurred Lines. I had no idea what the song was about because I never really listened to the words. I just shake my butt to it on the dance floor at a few hangouts around Dallas. All I know about the lyrics is the “hey hey hey” part (which I can sing pretty damn well) and “you’re the hottest b*tch in this place” line (which I don’t sing because I’m a gentleman). I had no idea about the date rape stuff until I was told about it by a young lovely a few weeks ago when I was pouring booze down her throat. Hell, if I want to listen to lyrics, it will be Leonard Cohen and not Alan Thicke’s kid.
Here’s the song and video. You be the judge. I don’t know about y’all but AWD thinks that brunette in the video is very ugly!
Catchy tune. Hell, I do like it and I don’t care what some lebanese bufforilla blue scumbelly feminist from Carolina says!
So Mssss Hawryluk has taken it upon herself to monitor and censor what the students at that godfersaken hellhole of a waste of tax and tuition dollars can listen to while hoisting a few chilly ones after cheating on mid-terms! Why would she do that? Here’s her answer:
“Fundamentally, all I was aiming to do is to create a safe space in the Carolina community. In a lot of ways, violent or graphic images that allude to sexual violence are triggers.”
Right! You getting the DJ fired will protect the virtue of every female UNC Tarhole student…most of whom have been having sex since 4th grade. And college kids listening to hip hop haven’t heard any suggestive lyrics dealing with violent or graphic images in their little communist lives?! What a maroon!
AWD couldn’t find a photo of Miss Party Pooper but my guess is she has a grill that would require a date rape drug for her to get any flippy floppy….for the guy!
Here was a DJ just playing popular tunes like he was hired to do and was fired because some ugly, lebanese bufforilla who couldn’t rent a date (with a boy) sets out to save the women of UNC by censoring a song that everyone had already heard a thousand times! Yep, sounds like the Tarholes!
Liberals, they just can’t leave anyone alone! They have to tell you how to live your life by their whacked-out standards! Hell with that! Hey hey hey!
Hey, Miss Carolina Busybody…you the biggest b*tch in the place! Leave the fun for the fun people. Don’t you have a rock throwing event against the Right To Life Student Association to attend? Carolina students! You either hate them or hate them!