Great googly moogly! When you thought the Republican Party couldn’t sink any lower, soon-to-be former Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran pandered to a elderly audience recently by admitting he had “grown up doing all kinds of indecent things with animals.” He really said that. I crap you negative! And he wasn’t talking about farm animals like Rosie O’Donnell, either!
Cochran faces a runoff election for his Senate seat against Tea Party supported Chris McDaniel. In speaking with a rural Mississippi audience, Cochran admitted to having sex with animals while growing up. Perhaps Cochran is senile and forgot he’s running for reelection in the Senate and not the Taliban. Here he is in action. Well, not in THAT kind of action. Family page.
Yes lawd, I feel reeeel comftable heah with y’all good people out heah in the sticks. Reminds me when I was one of y’all and actually lived in Mississippi before I was an inportant Newnited States Senatuh! Makes me kind of want to go out and hump a goat like I did when I was knee-high to a grasshopper! I know y’all know whut I’m talking ’bout! Because y’all’s good people! That’s what y’all is! Hey there, Mayor! How’s yo mama’n ’em?
Cochran’s wife immediately came to his defense saying the charges of inappropriate relations with animals was all part of a vast PETA-wing conspiracy.
Is this how low the United States Congress has sunken? Cochran is so old and corrupt that he believes he can score votes with the “good people” of Mississippi by admitting commonalities with them like raping sheep. Of course, the good ol’ boy Cochran who “grew up the road just a piece” doesn’t even live in Mississippi anymore. Farm animals are a little harder to find and hump in Georgetown.
The Republican Establishment and nearly every Repub Senator is backing the chicken-humping Cochran for reelection. Why are we not surprised? This once again illustrates the total corruption of the GOP (Goat On Penis) Party. They cannot be redeemed as they make every effort to destroy America. They are beyond redemption.
Cochran has no business being a US Senator. The only office he should hold in Mississippi is the Town Dog Catcher. Wait a minute!