AWD realizes Photos of the Day are the sacred realm of Bigtimer but this photo is just beyond description and I couldn’t help myself. Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry couldn’t look more gay if he replaced Boy George for the Culture Club reunion tour. Wearing a pink tutu. Making out with Elton John on stage. Moisturizing.
AWD certainly doesn’t expect much from a Viet Nam traitor who collaborated with the Varmint Congs with Traitor B*tch Jane Fonda. I expect more American patriotism from the mad mullahs over in Iran than I do from this horse-faced jackass. And I don’t know what it is with Obama and Kerry with girls bikes! Do they hold their briefing sessions in a bathtub filled with lavender scented bubbles while scrubbing each others…ummm…backs? But whether we like it or not (we don’t!), you’re representing America, Lurch. And I can damn sure guarantee you America wasn’t built by half-a-sissies wearing mommy jeans and riding girls bikes for photo ops! And from what I can find, this photo is not photo shopped!
But if it keeps Lurch from destroying what’s left of America’s reputation as a superpower, let him ride his little girls bike all day long before he goes home and puts on his Hello Kitty jammies.
Yes Lurch, America is laughing at you. The world is laughing at you. Are you that far removed from common sense that you ride a girls pink bike for a photo op? Maybe you really should try to reconvene the Culture Club for a world tour of gay bars. Better start practicing the lyrics to “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?” The answer is a resounding YES!