KILL ME NOW!

KILL ME NOW!

Dammit, I know y’all want red meat posts all the time but sometimes you just got to back off and enjoy life. And what better way to enjoy life than to listen to music that would make Jesus cuss?

AWD’s been perusing the news today and it appears Lamar! Alexander will win in Tennessee. Again. Think I’m gonna ralph! And ISIS in the Middle East is killing more people than cancer after we spent a bazillion borrowed/printed dollars and lost thousands of soldiers in that Muslim hellhole. Obama’s still the President, Boo Hoo’s still the Speaker, and I ain’t got no damn date to go to the Led Zep cover band show tomorrow night at House of Blues with me! So AWD is hardly in the mood to get my blood pressure up on political BS. Hence, music that sucks. Huge.

This song is awful. The video is awful. The band’s name is awful. I hate everything about this crew. I hate the singer’s stupid hat with the stupid glasses on them. I hate her faggy guitar. I hate their clothing. I hate the lead guitar’s beginner licks. I hate the singer’s huge pie hole that’s so big she could smuggle grapefruit. Other than that, it’s a pretty good song and video.

They look like a bunch of unwashed lebanese womerns from San Francisco. Their name is Four Non-Blondes. They are now probably named Four Non-Employed Idiots! AWD has never hit a woman and never would but the singer has as close to a punchable face as you’ll ever see. Skip to about 2:20 if you want to avoid the early trauma and go directly to the train wreck:

Oh My God I prayed….that it would just end already!

AWD is so shook up after all that horridness that I can’t think straight. I’m likely to go home and pull a Van Gogh after hearing that mess.

Why don’t y’all post some of your worst songs? Give Bigtimer, Redstater and the Big Sexy a rest for a night, ya lazy bastids! All you do is think of yourselves while all we do is do and do and do for y’all. Shit ain’t right!

awd

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83 Comments

  1. Worst:

    Barry Manilow – Mandy (1978)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SSyMN75wY

    Best:

    Zakk Wylde “Voodoo Child” w/Les Paul’s Trio – Live at The Iridium

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OGQQk5HpM

    Zakk wylde pissed off about Fred Durst (WIGGER!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdO8fqhcis

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    • Snake Oiler says:

      Call the dogs and piss on the fire, this contest is over. I can be a glutton for punishment, but that is cruel and – well, shitty.

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    • No fair!! That’s cheating!! Anything by Bieber sucks shit through a straw, and everyone except teenage girls (and AWD) knows it!

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  2. AWD, that song made my ears bleed! Vengance shall be mine!

    Sly Foxx=ugh! Gayest song ever!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zioua412aM

    Dexy sucks, and so do the midnight runners!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

    This last one is for YOU El Duderino!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJ31-D_Iwk

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  3. I won’t post anything by him for feat of being hit with the ban hammer, but any music (such as it is) by Michael Bolton sucks ass too!

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      • Yeah, well you can post his music without meeting the ban hammer. I fear that if I did the same, Lance and Brucie, the gay hit men, would abandon the search for Jigg, and double their efforts to find me. I don’t wanna be offed by gay hit men, who knows what they might do to my dead body? Maybe dress my carcass in a pink tutu with full makeup and leave me in some public space where some innocent kid could find me, and thus be scarred for life. One can only push the Dudefather so far…

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  4. Ok, last one for me tonight. Another one I like…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CnSTSixzcg

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  5. Worst of the suck songs…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_PLWqnfFgU

    Beat this…ya’ll

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  6. And for the suckiest song of all time, I give you the Afghani National Anthem!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XesSvklRjk

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  7. AWD, this is your judgement day. Look into His eyes and submit your soul to His judgement!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVEcWpqtS8M

    If you pass His judgement, then here is your reward:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmodU1uK5V8

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  8. Here AWD. This is what you get after you drop nukes on Japan.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

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  9. Spurwing Plover says:

    Big Yellow Taxi, Eco-Nonsense AGE of AQUAIUS Drug indused like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds(LSD)anything by Bobby Goldsbough,the usial 70s anti-war songs

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  10. AWD, I’m not so sure that’s the worst song of all time. Check out this one from a sista’ in da’ hood.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

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  11. Wait, has anyone mentioned The Dance of 1,000 Imams? That one sucks if you ain’t one…

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  12. I don’t know if someone already posted this or not, majority of the links are not mobile friendly, but this particular song resulted in me doing something…rather extreme at work! Took my fellow employees MP4 player and dropped it in the deep frier until it was nothing but goo!

    Tis the most evil of all songs is ever heard and the repetitive lyrics, high pitched nasal voice made me think it was originally commissioned by the USA military as an interrogation tool!

    Hence the “Say what you need to say!” Being said over and over and over again! This would make anyone spill the beans!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSS0wtjrm1U

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  13. master of sinanju says:

    GEEEEZZZZZ!!! Some of that crap you guys submitted was truly AWFULLL!! One exception in my book was the john myer song, say. My step mother in law just passed, and my wife,s step sisters chose it to play at the memorial service. Good bye song.

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  14. scizzorbill says:

    At least she’s recognizable as a female. Seen worse. Rosies’ less ugly sis on drums.

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  15. Good analysis, but a day late and a dollar short. The music has been dead since Sting left the police to become a liberal idiot and VanHalen became VanHagar. This is just the endgame, sorry to say

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  16. Glad I don’t have smell-a-vision! Who dressed her, the Katzenjammer Kids?!

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  17. Snake Oiler says:

    Nancy Pelosi needs a hat like that. Wow. In the alternate universe, that may be Nancy Pelosi.

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  18. i’ll hurt myself if i watch & listen anymore ..

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  19. Airb0rne4325 says:

    You’re thinking about this song and video all wrong man!
    This is the video l play in my head when I need to run out the clock a little more with Mrs Airb0rne, know what l’m saying?

    I say Hey!! What’s going on?
    And envision that mug,make you rock like a porn star!!!
    I’m telling ya!!

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  20. ANYTHING by Yoko Ono should make the top of this list, though Linda Perry and 4 Non-Blonds (AKA the carpet-munchers) suffer from massive suckage.

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  21. ANGRY BLACK WOMEN says:

    f*** you u racist ass faggot….i read t he open letter to ghetto blakcs…f*** you as i am a ghetto black with 2 phd’s and i just opened my own health care spa in switzerland with my afican husband.

    I am so f***ing tired of white people and this non sense that you have spewed for over 500 hundred years you bitch…you people are barbaric assholes who honestly believe that you are superior yet you don’t even beat your own f***ing hearts….how dare you down black people yet on the back of the us dollar is african symbolism as represented by the ery of heru and the pyramid….architecture wise, washington dc is set up just like ancient kemit (eygpt)….you preach this shit because you are weak minded and you have no moral integrity. I work in social services in amerikkka and the majority of my clients ( i work i n the south) are poor white women whose husbands have absconded their home because they are too f***ing lazy to work….therefore to WHITE PEOPLE ARE LAZY ASS NIGGERS WHO DON’T DO ANYTHING BUT LAY AROUND AND CREATE BABIES AND DO DRUGS-ESPECIALLY WHITE MEN…TAKE a look at statistics..THE MAJORITY OF PERSONS IN THIS COUNTRY ON PUBLIC AIDE ARE WHITE PEOPLE. THE MAJORITY OF PERSONS WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEMS ARE WHITE PEOPLE. YOUR BIRTH RATE IS DISMAL (KARMA), WHITE KIDS ARE NOT NATURALLY INTELLIGENT, EVERYTHING YOU HAVE YOU STOLE FROM AFRICANS…EUROPE HAS NEVER SURMISED A LANGUAGE, RELIGION NOR ANYTHING LET ALONE ANY SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH AS HERDOTUS,SOCRATES, COPERNICUS, WILHELM VON GOTFRIED, ALBERT EINSTEIN, AND ESPECIALLY HENRY FORD AS WELL AS THIOMAS EDISION LEARNED THEIR CRAFT FROM BLACK PEOPLE. IN 1896, THOMAS EDISON WAS SUED BY LOUIS LATTIMER (HIS “ASSISTANT'”) TO DETERMINE WHO RIGHTFULLY INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB AND GUESS WHAT FAGGOT MUTHERF***ER, LOUIS LATTIMER WON….SO YOU SEE…BY DEFINITION WHITE PEOPLE ARE WEAK AND LIVE IN A CONSTATNT STATE OF FEAR..EVEN YOUR BILOGICAL PORWESS IS WEAK AS YOUR PINEAL GLAND (LOOK IT UP DUMMIE) IS HARDENED; WHEREFORE TO YOU CAN NOT RELATE TO THIS WORLD IN ANY TYPE OF WAY; WHEREIN YOU PEOPLE SO READILY HAVE DESTROYED THIS EARTH….JUST BARBARIANS….AND WHAT SADDENS ME ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IS THE CONSTANT FEAR YOU ALL LIVE IN LIKE CHILDREN..YOU DON’T BEAT YOUR OWN HEART, YOU DONT’T MAKE THE SUN RISE AND SET, YOU ARE NOT THE DOER OF ANYTHING…..YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SOW AND TO QUOTE SLAVE NARRATIVES (WHICH YOU SHOULD READ YOU COCKSUCKER) “THE SLAVE MASTER WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE WORSE FATE THAN THE SLAVE” ,..THEREWITH IS IT ANY WONDER YOU RACE WILL BE EXTINCT BY 2025-THE EALRIEST….SO IN HINDSIGHT WHITE PEOPLE ARE NIGGERS….LOOK AT WHAT YOUR HISTORY IS COMORISED OF…YOU FUCKING SCUMBUG…..YOU F***ING NIGGER..GO BACK TO EUROPE AND FESTER IN CAVES YOU CAME FROM OR BETTER YET YOU F***ING NIGGER, GO BASH IN THE HEAD OF A BLACK FETUS LIKE YOU PEOPLE DID TO MARY TURNER..YOU F***ING NIGGER..YOU F***ING SAVAGE….YOU UNHAPPY, EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE WEAK MIDED TWAT..GO GET SOME TAMPONS BECAUSE IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH

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  22. Dink Newcomb says:

    The band’s name is pretty bad but I can top it!
    Back in the ’70s I was trying to start a band called Ramses and the Trojans but I was almost beaten to death with stringed instruments for insisting on it.
    It retrospect, I now think that was probably NOT the best name for a chamber music quintet. Still, though, I can’t drink away the PTSD from that incident and I am now on full disability from the Obama Empathy Regulation and Dispensary Department. God bless our wonderful president.

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  23. Worse song of all time hands down is I will always love you by former crackhead Whitney Houston. Actually I should say worse recording as the song itself isn’t bad, Dolly Parton who wrote it did a good version, but Whitney Houstons? Whoa, I actually smashed a boom box 10 years ago that song drove me so freakin nuts. It is just without a doubt the most obnoxious pretentious arrogant piece of overproduced sh*t to ever be laid to tape, that ending with the screaming and vocal gymnastics? The military should do away with waterboarding and replace it with that song for torture. They would get terrorists to talk in 2 seconds. To this day if I’m walking in a store and they play that torture over their speakers I have to walk around with my fingers in my ears, I absolutely cannot take it.

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  24. dittohead#1 says:

    ”Goodmorning Starshine”……Oliver. This is an awful song, and it was big hit! Yuck!!!

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  25. dittohead#1 says:

    Is this the “Obama phone” lady from Cleveland? Long time, no see!

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