Comments on: TIGER WOODS WIFE CHARGED WITH HATE CRIME! http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033 In defense of the most ridiculed and unappreciated being on the planet...THE WHITE MALE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:45:15 -0400 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: AWD http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-22667 AWD Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:30:28 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-22667 One of my favorite Who songs...can even play it on the six string! Snake, we definitely share the same musical tastes! AWD One of my favorite Who songs…can even play it on the six string! Snake, we definitely share the same musical tastes!

AWD

]]> By: Snake Oiler http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-22662 Snake Oiler Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:18:08 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-22662 I have to take one more cheap shot at Tiger. And you have my assurance this is more out of boredom than malice. A gem by The Who written by John Entwistle. <b>My Wife</b> <i>My life's in jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night And now my wife is coming after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so I can look out for number one Give me a bodyguard A black belt judo expert with a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law And now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time so I can get to run some more She's comin'! She's comin'!</i> I have to take one more cheap shot at Tiger. And you have my assurance this is more out of boredom than malice. A gem by The Who written by John Entwistle.

My Wife

My life’s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I’m gonna be
I ain’t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look out for number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law
And now I ain’t got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive

And I’m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more

She’s comin’!
She’s comin’!

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19618 bigtimer Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:15:49 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19618 Tiger Wood Jokes for the Day! These are funny! http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/jokes-of-the-day.html Tiger Wood Jokes for the Day!

These are funny!

http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/jokes-of-the-day.html

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19601 bigtimer Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:49:23 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19601 Roderick... Thank YOU! ;-) Roderick…

Thank YOU! ;-)

]]> By: Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19594 Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:45:33 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19594 No kiddin AWD While I am by no means a rabid Tiger fan, I can only hope at the end of all this, he finds way to get back to where he started. Detach the grip of some of the influences he's allowed to surround him... that ingrate Steve Williams for starters. Followed by MJ and Charles Barkley. I gotta think, as we say around here... "He was raised better than that" No kiddin AWD

While I am by no means a rabid Tiger fan, I can only hope at the end of all this, he finds way to get back to where he started. Detach the grip of some of the influences he’s allowed to surround him… that ingrate Steve Williams for starters. Followed by MJ and Charles Barkley.

I gotta think, as we say around here…

“He was raised better than that”

]]> By: AWD http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19593 AWD Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:35:01 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19593 Honkin, yesterday was finally a day when I was glad NOT to be Tiger Woods! AWD Honkin, yesterday was finally a day when I was glad NOT to be Tiger Woods!

AWD

]]> By: Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19592 Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:30:37 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19592 Define "Sad" www.tigerwoodsisgod.com But he does make some good points... "In the end, this situation, like much of life is all about expectations. To whom much is given, much is expected. No one has ever been given more than Tiger and therefore our expectations for him were also unprecedented. He has failed to live up to those expectations and he has shattered a sacred trust that cannot be repaired. Therefore, Tiger Woods now has at least one less supporter. I am quite sure that I am not alone." Define “Sad”

http://www.tigerwoodsisgod.com

But he does make some good points…

“In the end, this situation, like much of life is all about expectations.

To whom much is given, much is expected. No one has ever been given more than Tiger and therefore our expectations for him were also unprecedented.
He has failed to live up to those expectations and he has shattered a sacred trust that cannot be repaired. Therefore, Tiger Woods now has at least one less supporter. I am quite sure that I am not alone.”

]]> By: Plumpuddin' http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19591 Plumpuddin' Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:13:48 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19591 All I can say is Tiger if he in fact cheated on his wife should have expected this! Most infidelity usually drives most wives and husbands over the deep end over their significant other's betrayal. People get killed over this kind of stuff. Tiger should know when your famous and you do this kind of stuff everyone will know about it in less than a week. All I can say is Tiger if he in fact cheated on his wife should have expected this! Most infidelity usually drives most wives and husbands over the deep end over their significant other’s betrayal.

People get killed over this kind of stuff. Tiger should know when your famous and you do this kind of stuff everyone will know about it in less than a week.

]]> By: RODERICK http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19589 RODERICK Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:40:42 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19589 SORRY GUYS FOR THE DREADFUL TYPING...ESSO GASOLINE (NOT GASOMINE) SORRY GUYS FOR THE DREADFUL TYPING…ESSO GASOLINE (NOT GASOMINE)

]]> By: RODERICK http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19588 RODERICK Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:39:32 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19588 hEY BIGTIMER...YOU ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT...IT WAS ESSO GASOMINE, BUT, THE TIGER TAIL WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUEL FILLER PIPE SO THE THGER TAIL COULD BE SEEN AT THE GAS FILLER DOOR. hENCE "A TIGER IN YOUR TANK". hEY BIGTIMER…YOU ALMOST GOT IT RIGHT…IT WAS ESSO GASOMINE, BUT, THE TIGER TAIL WAS ATTACHED TO THE FUEL FILLER PIPE SO THE THGER TAIL COULD BE SEEN AT THE GAS FILLER DOOR. hENCE “A TIGER IN YOUR TANK”.

]]> By: Joey http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19547 Joey Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:48:16 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19547 Trophy Wife equals trophy settlement, BUT, I can always rent trophy quality!! Trophy Wife equals trophy settlement, BUT, I can always rent trophy quality!!

]]> By: olds442 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19509 olds442 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:17:56 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19509 BIGTIMER & HBJ: It WAS a gas station commercial, dammit! Esso Gas Stations. They used to give away free synthetic tiger tails that you attached to your radio antenna. As a kid, I also had a giant, green blow-up Dino the Dinosaur that my dad brought home after a fill-up ($ 5.00!) once. Those babies probably go for a fortune on e-bay today in pristine condition. Just think: if we had saved all that junk years ago, we'd be millionaires today. Of course, then we'd have to make aisles in our homes in order to be able to navigate through the mess. BIGTIMER & HBJ:

It WAS a gas station commercial, dammit! Esso Gas Stations. They used to give away free synthetic tiger tails that you attached to your radio antenna. As a kid, I also had a giant, green blow-up Dino the Dinosaur that my dad brought home after a fill-up ($ 5.00!) once. Those babies probably go for a fortune on e-bay today in pristine condition. Just think: if we had saved all that junk years ago, we’d be millionaires today. Of course, then we’d have to make aisles in our homes in order to be able to navigate through the mess.

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19484 bigtimer Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:52:54 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19484 Lol...Tony the Tiger and Frosted Flakes. Tiger in your Tank...Gas/oil, I almost said gas station commercials, because that was it was back then in my area...heck, days long gone...sadly. Lol…Tony the Tiger and Frosted Flakes.

Tiger in your Tank…Gas/oil, I almost said gas station commercials, because that was it was back then in my area…heck, days long gone…sadly.

]]> By: Hillbilly Jack http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19478 Hillbilly Jack Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:57:20 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19478 "‘Put a Tiger in your Tank’, or something like that." - Bigtimer I remember that too. It was an Exxon advertisement I believe,or was it Frosted Flakes? Hehe! Hillbilly Jack “‘Put a Tiger in your Tank’, or something like that.” – Bigtimer

I remember that too. It was an Exxon advertisement I believe,or was it Frosted Flakes? Hehe!

Hillbilly Jack

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19477 bigtimer Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:54:24 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19477 HJ... Wisdom and Nike's new ad slogan, doesn't get any more honest than that. HJ…

Wisdom and Nike’s new ad slogan, doesn’t get any more honest than that.

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19476 bigtimer Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:52:39 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19476 Olds...you have me laughing here, you know, I'm old enough to remember the phrase 'Put a Tiger in your Tank', or something like that. Olds…you have me laughing here, you know, I’m old enough to remember the phrase ‘Put a Tiger in your Tank’, or something like that.

]]> By: Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19468 Keep Honkin, I'm Reloading Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:11:17 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19468 I think it was sometime in '99 or 2000, a Sports writer or commentator stated, "the only thing that could ever stop Tiger is a serious injury... or bad marriage." wisdom ;) I can already guess what Nike's next add slogan will be. "Just Do her" I think it was sometime in ’99 or 2000, a Sports writer or commentator stated,

“the only thing that could ever stop Tiger is a serious injury… or bad marriage.”

wisdom ;)

I can already guess what Nike’s next add slogan will be.

“Just Do her”

]]> By: olds442 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19467 olds442 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:04:38 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19467 BigTimer: Seriously, what did you expect? He is just another typical black superstar (is golf a sport?!) urged on by his private parts, trailed by gorgeous half naked white camp followers, who would kill over the right to tell the National Inquirer that they put a Tiger in their tank. Based on the above, there's still hope for us yet: maybe Mrs.Obama will be chasing a naked Hussein down the driveway next week. Now THAT would be good news! BigTimer:

Seriously, what did you expect?

He is just another typical black superstar (is golf a sport?!) urged on by his private parts, trailed by gorgeous half naked white camp followers, who would kill over the right to tell the National Inquirer that they put a Tiger in their tank.

Based on the above, there’s still hope for us yet: maybe Mrs.Obama will be chasing a naked Hussein down the driveway next week.

Now THAT would be good news!

]]> By: bigtimer http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19451 bigtimer Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:06:40 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19451 Boy, the more that comes out daily about perfect Tiger, looks like he's in some deep, deep shite! He's lucky she didn't finish what she started with him from all the BS I've heard he's done over the years, as they say, 'Hell Hath No Fury like a Woman Scorned'...and she's not done yet. Boy, the more that comes out daily about perfect Tiger, looks like he’s in some deep, deep shite!

He’s lucky she didn’t finish what she started with him from all the BS I’ve heard he’s done over the years, as they say, ‘Hell Hath No Fury like a Woman Scorned’…and she’s not done yet.

]]> By: tazzmax http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033&cpage=1#comment-19349 tazzmax Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:15:33 +0000 http://angrywhitedude.com/?p=3033#comment-19349 I watch "Red Eye" often and I get a kick out of Greg and his "Greg-a-log". Also the Pinch news gag is a riot. I watch “Red Eye” often and I get a kick out of Greg and his “Greg-a-log”.

Also the Pinch news gag is a riot.

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