Archive for October, 2009
DON’T BE KEEPING IT REAL IN UTAH, DAWG!
I’m the AWD…that’s Angry White Dude
I don’t like liberals, or little food;
Headin’ to McDonalds with my favorite squeeze
To order a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Dayum AWD dawg, not only do you gots yo angry on, you also be a fly MC! Shee-ut!” And AWD would reply, “scraight up, fo shizzle!” I know a lot of angry white MC’s read this page so I want to give you a warning. If you like to rap your order at fast food restaurants….stay out of Utah! In American Fork, Utah, four teenage white kids were cited for disorderly conduct after they reportedly tried to “rap” their order at a McDonald’s drive-thru. The clerk told them to order the right way. They rapped again, only slower. The restaurant worker felt threatened and called the cops. The police found the boys at a volley ball game at their school and arrested them. The teens said they were imitating videos posted on YouTube that show people rapping their orders at fast food establishments.
There obviously is NO CRIME in Utah! If Detroilet police arrested every rapper who raps an order at McDonalds (if there are any McDonald’s left in Detroilet), there would be nobody left on the street! The clerk said the boys used a swear word….one….but the teens say it wasn’t used in a threatening way. Can you believe this? Every cop in every major city must be burning up the roads trying to get hired on as cops in Utah! This is the price society pays when large populations of white devils congregate in a metropolitan area…like Salt Lake City. Shout-out to my homeboys in da SLC!! I wonder if they give tickets for over-due library books also. You might do time for a parking ticket!
Here’s the local news story on the rapping teen hoodlums. They look like hardened criminals to me! lol. Thank heavens there are still places in America like Utah! Keep on keeping it real, dawgs…errr….you fine upstanding young fellows!
DEAD DETROIT IMAM IS BURIED..MISSES HALLOWEEN
Notorious black Muslim Imam and bad shot Luqman Ameen Abdullah (may worms be upon him) was sent to Allah and buried today. I bet Allah is tired of having so many dead scumbags show up at his door! Abdullah made the error in judgment of firing on the FBI this week and is now getting better acquainted with his 72 hairy virgins. Hundreds reportedly turned out to hear accolades about Abdullah. “We ask Allah to reward him with the promised reward of those who are martyred,” Imam Talib Abdur-Rashid of New York told mourners at the Muslim Center in Detroit. Abdullah was remembered as a caring man who followed the tenets of his Islam faith as an imam, or prayer leader, of a small mosque north of downtown. Fellow imams said he was generous and a good brother, and no one mentioned the FBI’s claim that he had a violent, anti-government ideology. Rest assured he got his promised reward when he was popped with .40 caliber hollow points. Lesson one for stupid people…..don’t shoot at the FBI. Yes, he did follow the tenets of Islam. He advocated violent overthrow of the US government to install a sharia Muslim government. Isn’t that what Muslim Imams do?
Who would run Americastan under sharia law? None other than former Black Panther H. Rapp Brown, who now goes by Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin, currently serving a life sentence for killing two Georgia police officers. One thing about Islam…they will take any scumbag off the street and make them a leader if they hate America and white people enough!
Poor, poor Detroit. Once a sign of America’s manufacturing strength, it is now a wasteland where no jobs can be found and Islamic black Muslims are advocating violence against white people and the government! I don’t see much of a future for Detroit. This is what kind of cake you bake when liberal politics, racist leaders and ignorance are the ingredients. Add Islam, the religion of murder, into the mix and you have total disaster….or Detroilet.
The American Muslim Taskforce on Civil Rights and Elections (AMT), a coalition of major national Islamic organizations, is calling for an independent investigation into the death of Imam Luqman Ameen Abdullah. AMT is also calling on the FBI not to link the raids or the allegations against the suspects to the Islamic faith. Why would the FBI do that? When has Islam ever been connected to violence? You just know one of these black Muslims will be crying racism any day now. It’s another thing they do!
AWD will save the AMT time and perform an independent investigation into the death of Abdullah right now. Fact: Abdullah shoots weapon at FBI. Fact: FBI returns fire. Fact: Abdullah’s head explodes in a pink mist. Case closed. Score one for America! No charge, AMT! Too bad he got shot before Halloween, he already had his costume!
Hat tip to Texas Fred who wrote about this earlier today!
LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – NANCY PELOSI
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE PELOSI - UN-$%*-BELIEVABLE!
Remember when Nancy Pelosi was elected Speaker of the House in 2006? Many conservatives, including Rush Limbaugh, were ecstatic because of the expectation Pelosi would create a monstrous cluster-youknowwhat…and she has. However, Angry White Dude was concerned because Pelosi assuming control of the House was a new low. It set a new low standard. Just like Hussein Hopenchange being woefully under qualified and un-vetted by a compliant mainstream media sets a new low standard for those who would lead our country. It artificially sets the mark too low for someone to hold those positions. Nancy Pelosi is not stupid but she is a wacko leftist. She enjoys her private jets and creating all manner of poisonous legislation that further moves our country closer to socialism. She is a terrible American. She is also a very dangerous person
This week she released the House version of ObamaCare. It was nearly 2,000 pages of legalese that hid big payoffs to friends of DemonRats like trial lawyers. The CBO puts the cost for 10 years at $1 trillion dollars. Given the federal government’s penchant for screwing up everything it touches, we can rest assured the final cost will end up closer to $20 trillion or more. That may be conservative.
Americans have raised our voices in opposition to government run health care at tea parties and this past summer’s town hall meetings with elected officials. Now the politicians are back safely in Washington…outside the reach of their constituents….the DemonRatic congressmen are hell-bent on forcing ObamaCare on Americans. This is nothing more than another step of the socialization of America by leftist, washed-up, ex-hippies who despise America’s wealth and power. The only difference in them now and 40 years ago is now they’re off the college campuses and in the Capitol building.
Nancy Pelosi could be Libtard of the Week each week. She personifies the arrogance, under-handedness, partisan-mentality and dishonesty of the left. 2010 will not be another election. It is going to be a reckoning…when elected officials learn who the real masters are!
EAT POOP AND DIE NEWT! DEDE QUITS!
NEWT GINGRICH - THE GREAT AMERICAN RINO (ENDANGERED SPECIES)
It has been great to watch the Great American RINO Newt Gingrich commit political suicide over a libtard RINO named Dede “fuzzybean” Scozzafava! Conservatives are on the march and we will not fortet who has crossed over to the dark side. They will not be allowed back into the circle of trust. Ever! This is a major wake-up call for any wussypants Republican. The RINO times are a-changin’ and you will not be part of the future! A major tip of the hat to Sarah Palin! She was the first to break ranks with the wussypants Republican elite when she backed Hoffman. Others soon followed once they gauged the wind direction. Make no doubt about it. The Republican party is going to turn hard right. The Tea Party movement is going to retake the party from RINOs. RINOs that should be very nervous are John McCain, Olympia Snowe, Lindsey Graham, Susan Collins, Pete Sessions, John Cornyn, Kay Bailout Hutchinson, and many more. It is time for RINOs to go. NY’s 23rd district will send a clear message to the despicable RINOs…get right or get out! Mitt Romney and Mike Hucksterbee, who sat on the sidelines not wanting to offend the Republican elite, can kiss their chances to be President goodbye!
This is a great moment for Americans and the tea party movement! It was grass-roots conservatives who came to the rescue of conservative Doug Hoffman in New York. We were ridiculed by the Republican elite. AWD himself, called out Newt Gingrich at a book signing in Dallas! Enjoy this moment conservatives! Then we can all enjoy next week when Hoffman blows away the DemonRat in NY 23 and sends a message to Blue Dog DemonRats that you will be retired if you vote for ObamaCare!! The retaking of America has begun! So long Newt, we hardly knew ye!
AWD calling out RINO Newt in Dallas:
LEMARICUS DAVIDSON GETS DEATH PENALTY
SAVAGE ANIMALS WHO MURDERED CHANNON AND CHRISTIAN
In one of the most horrific crimes never reported by the MSM, ringleader and monster Lemaricus Davidson has been given the death penalty. Angry White Dude has written about the savage tortures, rapes and murders of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom. Where Is The Mainstream Media For Channon and Christian?. They were two University of Tennessee students who were car-jacked by a group of animals. You can read what they endured on my previous post. My heart weeps every time I think about the families of those two innocents. The families have endured every legal trick…including the defense lawyer suggesting that Channon was a druggie and liked having sex with black men…to try to free the killers! While my heart weeps for the families and victims, my head is filled with rage. I would gladly volunteer to pull the trigger, strap to the electric chair or give the injection to rid the Earth of trash like Lemaricus Davidson and his gang. I’m sure the line of volunteers would be long. Now the families will have to wait 19 years for Davidson to go gentle into that good night by lethal injection. What a pity the fathers couldn’t complete the death sentence themselves!
What is wrong with people? What goes wrong to turn them into savage animals without remorse or conscience? We recently read of a gang of 20 Hispanic men who gang raped a 15 year old student outside of a school dance in California for two hours! Two hours! And reports of passers by watching, laughing and even taking photos on their cell phones have come to light. I’m sure we don’t have to ask whether the rapists were illegal aliens. But in the case with Channon and Chris, the murders/rapists were American born and given every legal opportunity as the rest of us.
These horrific crimes are occurring every day. One would treat an animal better than those people treat humans! We see it in every city, in every race and every sex. We daily read of teachers having sex with students. We read daily of priests molesting young children. We read of people in high places trading child pornography. What is the answer? Is there an answer?
I can remember as a child taking off on my bicycle in the morning and not returning home until dinner time. My friends and I would ramble miles from home without worry. Nowadays, you can’t let your child play in front of your house without a parent watching! It is a disgrace how low the levels of decency have fallen in our country!
I’m sorry for the rant but I have often imagined the horror those two innocent college kids endured before being killed. I can’t bring myself to think about it too long. It hurts too bad. I don’t know how the Christians and Newsomes can carry on with their lives. As a parent, I feel a bond with them. What happened to their children could happen to any of our children and families. I guess the answer is arm ourselves to the teeth and live in gated communities where we can keep the savages out. My hope is that Lemaricus Davidson is attacked and brutally killed in prison. But giving that he did what he did to two white kids, he will probably be the king of the prison. I hate to wish my life away, but I eagerly await the day that Davidson permanently goes to Hell. And to the mainstream media who won’t report this story because the murderers were black…go to Hell too! You should be ashamed!
WHO YA GONNA CALL OPEN POST
One downside of the high unemployment rate is people have a lot of spare time. Actually, this is mildly entertaining for a few minutes but this guy has way too much time on his hands. I don’t know about you but I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
I’ll tell you one thing I am afraid of….government run healthcare. If Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have anything to do with it…you just know it’s going to be a disaster zone! Hell, for that matter, if Congress has anything to do with it..it will be a disaster zone! So Nancy has released a nearly 2000 page healthcare fiasco for us. You may want to sound off on that. Or the recent surge in New York’s 23rd district where conservative Doug Hoffman is ahead in some polls and the RINO Dede Scozzafava is tanking. It will be great for conservatives is Hoffman can win. The Republican elite has to go! We haven’t discussed the corrupt mayor of Birmingham, Alabama yet. He recently received a 801 year sentence for being all matters of financial malfeasance. Of course, his wife said it was because he was black in Alabama.
AWD
WHO LIED TO NEWT GINGRICH?
Who lied to Newt or is the question better served, why is Newt Gingrich lying? Newt has gone into the tank for liberal Republican Dede Scozzafava in New York’s 23rd district. The problem is there is a credible conservative alternative also in the race. Gingrich, as well as the wussypants Republican RINO elites, has ignored conservative Doug Hoffman and endorsed very left wing Scozzafava. Gingrich has said to anyone who would listen that the local Repubs made the decision to back Dede. Whoa! Not so fast there, Great American RINO!
Michael Patrick Leahy, the American patriot who started the tea party movement back in February, has written an investigative piece that shows what really happened with the Republicans in New York. Seems like Newt is not being forthcoming. I encourage anyone who wants to know the truth about that race to read Mike’s excellent piece. For you Tweeters, Mike heads up the Top Conservatives on Twitter…TCOT. AWD is proudly a member! Please check out Mike’s article and his fine site:
http://tcotreport.com/wholiedtonewt.html
THANK YOU STING, THANK YOU!
STING - AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE
Angry White Dude has found when he is in his hour of darkness, when all seems lost, I can always count on Sting and his words of wisdom to brighten my day. Yes, Sting’s wise perception of the correct fix for the world’s quandaries always put me at ease. It makes me want to lift my head, raise my voice and shout, “Sting, we praise thee, O wise Sting!!” Sting recently shared with us his insight that President Hussein Hopenchange is “in many ways, he’s sent from God because the world’s a mess.” Thank you Sting, thank you! Sting has this divine information because he has spent time with Obama and “found him to be very genuine, very present, clearly super-smart, and exactly what we need in the world.” That is precisely the difference between Sting and us mere mortals….Sting can recognize the difference between smart and super-smart! And while AWD has called Obama many names, such as liar, socialist, under qualified, he has never found Obama to be “present.” What, is Sting taking attendance?
This is what happens when stupid musicians are given a platform to prove their stupidity. It happens all the time. Think about it, a grown man who goes around calling himself Sting is telling us Obama is heaven sent! Go figure! Another reason Sting believes Obama to be so gifted:
“I can’t think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam.”
Sounds like Sting could be a birther! Yes, o wise Sting, Obama’s apologies and speeches to the barbaric Islamic world has worked wonders! Iran is closer to attaining the nuclear bomb and recently our “ally” Pakistan held rallies burning Obama in effigy! It’s Englishters like Sting that help explain why Muslims are taking over England while the English apologize for not making it easier!
Sting has contempt for Americans who don’t agree with Obama’s hope and change. He says they are “aggressive and violent and full of fear. They don’t want change, they want things to feel the same because they feel safe there.” Yes, Sting, Americans love freedom and liberty. We feel safe there when the government doesn’t have total control of our lives. Why Sting? Because it works! Your home country of once-Great Britain shows what happens when government takes over!
Sting ends his interview with these pearls of wisdom:
“My hope is that we can start talking about real issues and not caring about whether God cares about your hemline or your color. We are here to evolve as one family, and we can’t be separate anymore.”
Brilliant, Sting! Stinger, conservatives in America aren’t concerned about hemlines or color. We are concerned with a radical socialist who has shown nothing but contempt for America while jetting all over the world apologizing to our enemies! We are concerned that he wishes to take over more of our wealth and the economy with Cap and Trade, ObamaCare and worthless Stimulus borrowings that have been used for nothing more than paying off his corrupt cronies! We are concerned with America turning into the wasteland of Europe! We have watched what has happened to you in England and want no part of it here!
Sting, whose real name is Gordon Sumner, is a fake imbecile with a big mouth! He’s one of these limousine liberals flying around on private jets condemning us for using air conditioning. He’s a tool and an embarrassment to stupid people. Sting, why not continue to write your sappy, boring music and leave the thinking people of the world to sort out the world’s problems? Those people don’t include a moderately talented bass player! How seriously can you take a guy whose brilliant lyrics are, “de doo doo doo, de dah dah dah, is all I want to say to you.” Leonard Cohen, he ain’t! Margaret Thatcher either. Pity.
ISLAM SPREADS ITS LOVE IN USA
NOT A GREAT IDEA!
Islam, the religion of murder, continues to show why it is the enemy of all civilized people. Today, the leader of a black Muslim group was shot and killed in a FBI raid on their mosque. The FBI also arrested 10 people associated with the Ummah or Brotherhood in Detroit, Michigan. Always good news coming out of Detroilet! The Ummah is ruled by Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin, formerly known as H. Rap Brown, a 1960s radical and Black Panther who is serving a life sentence for the murder of two police officers in Georgia. The group’s primary mission is to establish a separate sovereign Islamic state governed by Sunni law, according to FBI charging documents. Is there a country on Earth where Islamic law is not the goal to these people? During the raid, the leader of this group of fine fellows, Luqman Ameen Abdullah, died of shame by realizing his wrongful ways and a wall of .40 caliber bullets…but mostly from the .40 caliber bullets. Unfortunately, a FBI crime dog (not McGruff) was killed by the Muslim terrorists forever earning Islam the wrath of PETA. Abdullah (may Hell be upon him) and the 10 others were charged in a complaint with conspiracy to commit several federal crimes, including illegal possession and sale of firearms, arson, body armor and theft from interstate shipments.
If I remember correctly, in the past few weeks we have seen Muslims arrested for trying to blow up the NYC subway, trying to explode a car bomb under a Dallas high-rise, stockpiling weapons to fire on shoppers at malls, and now the Ummah trying to kill whitey in Detroit. The FBI deserves an attaboy for staying on top of these Muslim terrorists. However, one is going to slip through the cracks any day now and innocent Americans will die.
I know many people believe Obama has sympathies towards Islam. I do know one thing he has in common with Islam…I cannot think of one thing Obama or Islam has done that isn’t destructive! Political correctness aside, we realize Muslims hate America and its people. Islam hates liberty and freedom and seeks domination. There is no negotiation with Islam. Every country they infiltrate finds itself with a tremendous Muslim problem on its hands.
Most black Muslims are recruited while in prison. They hate America and are white hating racists. They are extremely violent and dangerous. Put ignorance, racism, no moral compass and violent extremism into one package and you have black Muslims. And our prisons turn out more each year!
Angry White Dude has seen enough from Islam to know it is a tremendous danger to our country. Our government, instead of protecting us from these killers, allows thousands to immigrate each year legally here. Such as the Iraqi father that recently ran over his daughter because she was becoming “too western.” Just the neighbors you want, huh? It is becoming very difficult to find anything the government does on behalf of Americans. Americans are out of patience and the last straw has bent to the breaking point!
Here the info on the Ummah from the FBI:
http://detroit.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/de102809.htm
DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION?
DR. MERRILL MATTHEWS - SMARTER THAN LIBERALS
Every now and then I read something I wish I had written! The following article is one I would like to have written…and probably would have stolen it and put my name on it…but too many people are watching! I’m joking, mostly. Dr. Merrill Matthews, PhD has written a very poignant article concerning the abandonment and abuse of the Constitution by our elected officials (not leaders) in Washington. Dr. Matthews is the resident scholar at the Institute of Policy Innovation. Besides that, he is a great guy. I’ve had the opportunity to meet him several times at various tea party events where he has spoken. He is extremely knowledgeable about Washington policy but presents it in a manner everyone can understand. He is also commonly quoted in the Wall Street Journal and other media. Besides all that, he wears cowboy boots and is a Texan. And there ain’t nothing wrong with that!
Here is Dr. Matthews’ excellent article:
Has Washington completely abandoned any effort to stay within the parameters established by the U.S. Constitution?
Last week we learned that then Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke gave Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis an ultimatum: Go forward with BoA’s proposed merger with faltering Merrill Lynch or the government would fire BoA’s executives.
Excuse me, but under which article of the Constitution did the American people give any administration that power?
Similarly, is there any constitutional authority for Washington bailing out Chrysler and GM, then taking them over when just a bailout didn’t work, firing the executives and implementing its own hand-picked board and executives?
Is there any constitutional authority for gathering email addresses on those who might disagree with the administration, otherwise known as “fishy emails,” and using them for who knows what?
Where does the Constitution give Congress the authority to require everyone to have health insurance or pay a fine, or go to jail, if someone chooses not to do so?
And now that the Executive Pay Czar has set the pay limits for bailed-out financial institutions — where’s the constitutional authority for that? — we’re told that the Fed intends to introduce pay guidelines, without the caps, for all of the banks it regulates. So regulation is the prerequisite for compensation controls. Where does that power come from?
And remember, some of those financial institutions that took federal money and are getting their executive pay capped never wanted the money in the first place. The CEOs were called into a meeting and told that they had to take the money, or else.
The only question where the Democratic leadership raised the issue of constitutionality was when some Democrats speculated that cutting off ACORN’s federal funding might be unconstitutional. Now, it apparently wasn’t unconstitutional to give ACORN millions of taxpayer dollars, just to stop handing them out.
The Constitution stands at the center of American government and society. It envisions a government of limited, enumerated powers. If Congress and the administration can ignore those constraints with impunity, we are on the verge of a European-style socialism.
AWD holds the Constitution sacred. Unfortunately, Hussein Hopenchange and the tools running Washington aren’t too concerned about it anymore. Those of us who respect and honor that brilliant document written by those inspired men had better get busy electing people who will respect it and honor it as we do. Else we will, surely as Rosie O’Donnell is a bufforilla, lose the protections we are guaranteed under it.
I appreciate Dr. Matthews allowing AWD to post his timely article. He is a gentleman, scholar, and I am happy to say, a dude!
Here is the URL for Dr. Matthews article:
Here is the URL for Institute of Policy Innovation. Check it out!
http://ipi.org/
I’M SICK OF PINK! TIME TO GROW A MUSTACHE!
PROTEST PROSTATE CANCER IN NOVEMBER - GROW A MUSTACHE!
Don’t get me wrong. Angry White Dude has often said there are few things better than boobs on Earth. Only flash lights and bacon come to mind. But that’s about it. I hate breast cancer and the suffering it brings. That being said, I am sick of all this pink crap everywhere I look. Especially the NFL! The refs with their little gay pink wristbands and quarterbacks with pink cleats! Pink cleats! Try getting Johnny U in pink cleats 40 years ago! You’d have been spitting chicklets. But that was when pro football players didn’t wear earrings and have more jewelry hanging on them than Madonna! So enough of the pink in the NFL! Keep pink where it belongs…like figure skating.
Today, Hussein Hopenchange is hanging a big pink ribbon on the front of the White House. That guy will pull out any stop to get government-run health care through. Every day, we see McDonalds and other companies supporting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer research. I’ve heard it so many times I didn’t even have to look up Susan G. Komen….whoever she is! You can’t drive up the road without seeing a little pink ribbon on a car. I hope they do one day come up with a cure for all cancer..especially breast cancer. But lighten up on the pink! It’s driving me crazy over here!
Prostate cancer will affect 1 out of every 6 males! Not good odds for us dudes. You think the NFL might do something that supports prostate cancer research. But prostates are not politically correct! Everybody loves breasts where most people don’t even think of a prostate! That’s why AWD is supporting Movember. Movember is a movement from Australia that grows mustaches every November to bring attention to and raise money for prostate cancer research. In Australia, a “mo” is slang for a mustache. Movemeber calls for every male to grow a mustache the entire month of November. AWD is going to grow one…probably a manly Van Dyke….to bring awareness to the plague of prostate cancer. So when some young lovely says, “Ooh AWD, you be so sexy! Why you gots da mustache?” I’ll say, “Baby, it’s because I am soooo sexy…and I gots a sexy prostate too!” That way she’ll know I’m serious about prostate cancer.
Here’s a video explaining Movember:
I ain’t going to wear pink! AWD is going to grow him a mustache in November. Who’s in? Dudettes, you’re excluded from this one!
DUDE OF THE WEEK – SARAH PALIN
INAUGURAL DUDE OF THE WEEK - SARAH PALIN
Angry White Dude has decided to start a new award to counter the Libtard of the Week. The new award will honor one with the guts to do what’s right. They will be honored for fighting for America. They will not be a liberal! I’m happy to announce Sarah Palin as the inaugural Dude of the Week! I know what you’re thinking….Sarah Palin’s a curvy womern! How can she be a dude? The answer is because she’s tougher than any of the other Republicans on the national scene! Last week, Sarah threw sand in the face of the wussypants Republican elite, gave the half-a-sissies a slap and endorsed conservative Doug Hoffman in the 23rd District of New Yawk over the vile, disgusting, tax raising, union-loving, homosexual marriage supporting, Stimulus voting RINO Dede Scozzafava. I mean, even Scozzafava’s name doesn’t sound right! I think Scozzafava translates into bacteria covered bean. She is so far left the wacko left blog Daily Kos endorsed her saying she is the most liberal candidate in the race. She is so far left the Democrat candidate campaigns against her saying she’ll raise taxes too much! But the good old boy, RINO wussypants group of sellouts called the Republican elite support her! Why is AWD not surprised?
Sarah Palin has a great gift. She has her finger on the pulse of what the regular guy citizen is thinking and she acts accordingly. She has fired a shot across the bow of the USS RINO stating what many of us are saying in our tea party groups….we will no longer blindly vote for RINOs just because they have a R after their name. We are many, growing and organizing and there is going to be a war between conservatives and the RINO establishment like Newt Gingrich, Michael Steele, John Boehner, Pete Sessions and Mitch McConnell. I’m not even going to mention Juan McPain or his girlfriend Lindsey Graham and that ilk. They’re too far gone and are going to be squashed in their next primary vote.
What is troubling is where is Mitt Romney? Where is Mike Hucksterbee? Giuliani? As usual, they are kissing the rear of the wussypants Republicans and sitting on the sidelines. Go along and get along. They’re part of the system and they are part of the problem! Conservatives are done with big-spending RINOs. The Republicans in Washington better figure that out soon or they will be retired at the earliest convenience.
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Here’s a snippet of what Sarah wrote on her Facebook page:
Political parties must stand for something. When Republicans were in the wilderness in the late 1970s, Ronald Reagan knew that the doctrine of “blurring the lines” between parties was not an appropriate way to win elections. Unfortunately, the Republican Party today has decided to choose a candidate who more than blurs the lines, and there is no real difference between the Democrat and the Republican in this race. This is why Doug Hoffman is running on the Conservative Party’s ticket.
Republicans and conservatives around the country are sending an important message to the Republican establishment in their outstanding grassroots support for Doug Hoffman: no more politics as usual.
In AWD’s home state of North Carolina we have an acronym that describes Sarah Palin. P-L-U….people like us. That’s what Sarah Palin is…PLU. She is also the Dude of the Week! Preach on, Sarah, preach on!
I’M A DUDE, YOU’RE A DUDE, WE’RE ALL DUDES!
THE DUDE ABIDES
The results from the hotly contested naming of readers of the Angry White Dude site is in. The winner is……Dudes! Dudes won out over second place Wolverines by a close margin. The Wolverine camp has already lodged a complaint that ACORN had pulled homeless trolls out from under bridges to vote for Dudes. ACORN, of course, denies the allegations and accuses the alligator! Angry White Dude, like Sgt. Schultz, knows NOTHING!
Thanks to all who participated and weighed in with name suggestions…except the troll who said we should be the “inbred rednecks.” In the past 17 months, Angry White Dude has gone from 36 millionth in website traffic to 205,000 today. It is because of your help, support and comments we have been able to grow. Also because we use logic and reason unlike the libtard blogs out there. I hope you will all be comfortable being Dudes. I think it is the best name for us..because when all is said and done….we’re all Dudes!
LOWE’S DOES THE STUPID DAD COMMERCIAL
There’s so many of these it’s hard to keep up with them all. Here we have Lowe’s weighing in with a good, old fashioned…make that new fashioned….politically correct “Dad is an idiot” commercial! I’m not sure who writes commercials but they must hate their fathers. In this commercial, the cliche overweight dad is telling the smart-ass son how he bargained to have Lowe’s provide free delivery and remove the old refrigerator (that he could have sold on Craigslist for $50 AND had someone else haul it off) while the kid smirks. At the end of the commercial, you see the Lowe’s truck that tells you they offer free delivery and will haul off your old refrigerator. OK, so the dad was blowing a little smoke. Maybe he wouldn’t need to if he was appreciated and honored for providing a good life for his spoiled family! Maybe the kid wouldn’t smirk and treat the old man like an idiot if he was put in a flying headlock! That’s a commercial I’d love to see!
Let AWD tell you about Lowe’s. AWD is from Charlotte originally and Lowe’s, headquartered in NC, was once one of my clients. I have never seen a company treat employees worse. Negative reinforcement and jerk bosses ruled the Lowe’s roost. They were a very difficult client and always wanted something for nothing. I always felt sorry for the line employees who were treated like animals. I don’t know if anything has changed but I doubt it. So Lowe’s can kiss this white dad’s ass! They could make a commercial tossing pies at Al Sharpton and I wouldn’t shop there!
Here’s the stupid, PC commercial:
LOU HOLTZ IS A NAUSEATING WORM OPEN POST!
LOU HOLTZ SHOWING THE NUMBER OF TEAMS HE'S LEFT ON PROBATION!
Angry White Dude can’t stand politically correct ESPN. It is nothing more than a back, back, back, back, back joke anymore with all the tired cliches and worn out ex-jocks and broadcasters. Worst of their lot is the disgusting, bubble-eyed, Granny Clampett look alike Lou Holtz! I think he’s about 128 years old now and never says anything other than the obvious. “Yes, he put that pass right where he needed to.” Thanks for that, Lou. You can stop slobbering on yourself.
What bugs me about Holtz the worst is he’s a cheating crook. Every team he has ever coached, with the exception of NC State back in the 1800′s, has been put on probation for cheating when the worm Holtz left! I cannot believe the NCAA would let ESPN hire him and let him anywhere near football. It’s like putting Michael Moore in charge of the french fry cooker at McDonalds. It’s akin to putting diarrhea mouth Keith Olbertool on Monday Night Football! ESPN sucks and Lou Holtz sucks more!
We haven’t had an open post in a while so here’s your time to sound off. AWD is at war with the Republican elite as evidenced by my body slamming of Newt Gingrich at his book signing here. Hopenchange has declared a national emergency because of the flu! The flu!! Not a hurricane or earthquake…but the flu! Man, that guy is some kind of sissy. Will agree to sit down with any enemy of America in the world but won’t talk to Fox News. I’m real sick of him about now!
Also, remember to vote for the name you want for readers of AWD. The three choices are:
1. Wolverines (8,845 votes)
2. Dudes (9405 votes)
3. Achievers (1 vote)
Let your voice be heard before I declare a blog emergency and choose the name myself. I’ll have the final count tomorrow night.
LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT
I REST MY CASE!
Is there any doubt the Republican party is led by RINO morons? They have sold their souls to be part of the system. Go along and get along. Be the good little pseudo loyal opposition to the Democrat machine tearing up the land we call America. They are prostitutes to the corrupt political machine that devours men’s character and courage…but rewards them with campaign money, media appearances and committee positions.
Such is the sad state where the Republican elite are backing left-wing RINO Dede Scozzafava in New York’s 23rd district. What is more distressing is there is a strong conservative also in the race that has been passed over by the RINO machine that loses elections. Scozzafava is so leftwing she has been endorsed by wacko left blog Daily Kos over the Democrat in the race! The reason? She’s more liberal than he! Scozzafava supported Obama’s Stimulus, supports card check for easier unionization of non-union businesses, and has voted for numerous tax increases. She also favors homosexual marriage which is even to the left of President Obama. Her voting record puts her further to the left than half of the Democrats from New York! Yet the wussypants RINO machine backs her!
The Tea Party movement is going nose-to-nose with the Republican elite over this race. It will not stop here. The message being sent to the RINOs is conservatives will no longer support and vote for RINO candidates. The elites have somehow been brainwashed that the Republican party must be all things to all people…including liberals. Conservatives will no longer sit idly by. In the past few days, conservative Doug Hoffman has received hundreds of thousands of dollars from conservatives. Sarah Palin, with her finger on the pulse of conservative America, broke ranks with the Republican elite and endorsed Hoffman. None of the other 2012 expected candidates have broken with the party. Goodbye Mitt, Hucksterbee, Pawlenty and the rest!
To retake the country, conservatives must first retake the Republican party. There’s going to be a war because it is the right time, the right enemy and the right place to take on the wussypants Republicans. I’m talking about Newt Gingrich, Pete Sessions, John Cornyn, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell and Jeb Hensarling. There is a line being drawn in the sand and conservatives are watching how every Republican positions themselves. The question is simple. Are you for fiscally conservatism or are you for liberal, big-spending policies? We are watching and politicians will either be rewarded or sent home based on how they answer that question!
Shame on you wussypants Republicans! What have you done to the party of Reagan?
ANGRY WHITE DUDE PWNS NEWT GINGRICH IN DALLAS
HEY NEWT! HOW'S MY LOGIC TASTE?
Last night, your loyal Angry White Dude attended a book signing for the Great American RINO, Newt Gingrich. No, AWD didn’t buy Newt’s book du jour…I just wanted to ask some tough questions to one of my least favorite RINOs! Before Gingrich started taking questions, he told the crowd he was about to go on a nation-wide tour with Al Sharpton…I crap you negative! He’s going on a tour with Al (aks me if I’s impotent) Sharpton to call for better education. My guess is Revrum Al’s beliefs on better education would be more curriculum centered around Maya Angelou, white devils and slavery. These days, Newt is probably right in line with the Revrum! AWD hates him some RINOs!
Here is Newt trying to run one by us by telling us conservatives need to support the “moderate” (read liberal) Republicans (read Democrats) or the mean ol’ liberals will stay in power. I’m having a hard time telling them apart these days! Funny it didn’t work that way when Ronaldus Maximus united the party around core conservative principles and didn’t waver. Yet we have Newt backing wacko leftist Republican Dede Scozzafava in NY when there is a very strong conservative in the race. Doug Hoffman is gaining on wacko Dede and the Dim every day in polling and just picked up the endorsement of gutsy Sarah Palin.
You’ll hear the melodic voice of the AWD at the end of Newt’s BS:
Here’s a video by my good friends at the Dallas Tea Party dissecting Newt’s complete BS laid out on us good Texans last night:
HELP BRINKS! A WHITE MAN IS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!
WATCH OUT FOR THIS MENACE!
Brinks just can’t leave it alone! They just have to keep putting out their moronic white male-bashing commercials with equally moronic white male criminals! Every single commercial that Brinks puts out has some white guy in a hooded sweatshirt either peeking through a fence around a house in the middle of suburbia during the middle of the day or some fat ex-boyfriend kicking in the door because his ex-girlfriend has a date! Like a white guy is going to be peering through the fence in plain site of everyone before he kicks in the FRONT door! AWD is not a criminal and doesn’t really have a criminal mind but, damn, what kind of white moron criminal kicks in the front door in the middle of the day? And I love the overweight loser who lost the good looking girlfriend and waits in his car RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE and waits to break in THE FRONT DOOR to terrorize his ex!
The other thing that bugs me about Brinks commercials is the Brinks white guy on the phone always calls within 2 seconds of the alarm going off. I once had Brinks home alarm service before I realized what a scam it was. Once I accidentally set off the alarm but didn’t push the button to notify them it was me. It took so long for them to call a criminal could have killed me, cooked me, eaten me and moved in for a month or two! Here’s a reproduction of my experience with Ghandi from Mumbai with Brinks:
Brinks guy: Halloooo Meester Ahngry Dood? Everyting OK is dere, yes?
AWD: What did you say Haji?
Brinks guy: De alarm go off your home. Do you have password?
AWD: What the hell did you say? Oh….password…yes, I have it! If I remember right it is LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH TARGET-HEAD!
Brinks guy: Cahn I put you on hold for a minute?
AWD: Click.
Brinks has gone the route of the stupid, insidious white male-bashing route rather than face the un-political correct truth that the majority of criminals are not white! Most criminals who break into houses are not white! There may be some but white guys definitely don’t make up the entire population of stupid criminals as portrayed in Brinks Home Security commercials! You think perchance maybe a black guy or Mexican might be doing some crimes in reality? Nahhh…that would not be realistic at all! Plus, it would be racist!
Brinks joins the other shameful companies with their white male bashing, embarrassing, deceitful, unrealistic commercials. Wouldn’t the women in those commercials being terrorized by the stupid white criminals be better off with a Remington 870 Wingmaster with #1 buckshot? If they would subscribe to AWD’s GIER program (Gun In Every Room) they wouldn’t have to wait weeks for the Brinks guy to call from Bangladesh!
Here’s the Texas Top Ten Most Wanted. Only two white devils out of the ten!
http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/wanted/
See you see anything similar in these commercials!
I rest my case!
TIME TO VOTE ON OUR NAME!
THIS ISN'T NAM! THERE ARE RULES! DON'T EVEN TRY VOTING TWICE!
All right, after carefully and painstakingly reviewing the various names suggested by readers of Angry White Dude for readers of Angry White Dude, the AWD team of experts has narrowed it down to three finalists. We will count the votes, verify the results and then AWD will choose the name he wants anyway. Joking mostly on that last point. Nah, what the hey, I’m an honest guy and will abide by the ballot box.
So without further delay, the three finalists are:
1. Wolverines (in honor of Red Dawn and Patrick Swayze before Dirty Dancing)
2. Dudes
3. Achievers (you’ll know if you’ve seen The Big Lebowski)
We’ll count the votes Sunday evening and announce the winner then. It’s not a big deal but if Ace of Spades has his Morons and that despicable Little Green Football turd can have his Lizards, then AWD can damn well have his Wolverines, Dudes or Achievers! To let y’all know, I like all three and would have a hard time deciding. So make your voice be heard. Don’t even try getting some dead guy from ACORN to cast a vote either. I’m doing an ID check on these votes!
NEW TEEN PRO-HOMOSEXUAL SITE IS SO GAY!
THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE US. AREN'T THEY? JUST A LITTLE? MAYBE?
A new website, Think Before You Speak, is asking young people to stop using the phrase “that’s so gay.” In a further effort to normalize the abnormality of homosexuality, Think Before You Speak asks young people to sign a pledge refraining from the aforementioned phrase. The site opens with “as of 10/21/09, there were 154,000 websites with the phrase, “that’s so gay.” Make that 154,001. Teens use the oh-so-horrific phrase “that’s so gay” to say that something is not good. Or, in the parlance of my era, “it’s so gay” would have been “it sucks!” So what do these homosexuals want? They want to be considered as normal as Ward and June Cleaver in the politically correct minds of Americans. That way they can push for legalized homosexual marriage and other laws that benefit their agenda.
Angry White Dude will never consider homosexuality normal. I personally don’t care if someone sleeps with snakes but it’s not normal because homosexuals cannot procreate by their normal method of whatever it is they do. But I also refuse to accept that the problem is mine because I don’t agree with their ideology. The homosexual lobby is among the most brutal and determined on the wacko-leftist side of the political agenda. We saw that after California voted down gay…err….homosexual marriage last year in California. They disrupted Christian services (white only), threw condoms on the worshipers and kissed at the pulpit. Good thing they didn’t come to my church!
Here’s a student post from the pro-gay, lesbian, trans-gendered (I have NO idea what the hell that is) website:
At my school and library, there are people that say ‘Oh, that Halo mod is SO GAY’ or ‘That English assignment was SO GAY’ or ‘You are SO GAY’ Get the trend? It isn’t cool to say ‘SO GAY’ and whenever I hear this phrase used out of context, I say ‘Please stop’. Unfortunatly, it doesn’t always work and people still say it. Please help to stop this saying by talking to your school administrator to make a rule that says ‘DON’T SAY “THAT’S SO GAY!’.
Notice the last sentence? That is what the pro-homosexual lobby wants. Rules and laws. Hate crime legislation and further encroachments to the First Amendment. Government-forced acceptance of their unnatural practices. This is all about politics. Recently, we saw a march of homosexuals on Washington to demand the end of “don’t ask, don’t tell” in the military. The vast majority of the military only want the “don’t be gay” rule. Even President Hussein Hopenchange, who couldn’t make time for the traditional Prayer Breakfast, spoke to the homo gathering about furthering their so-called rights.
Think Before You Speak asks those who visit their site to sign a pledge to not use the phrase “that’s so gay.” They ask for other alternative words to replace “gay.” Being the politically correct kind of guy AWD is, I thought I might help them out:
That’s so:
1. Homo
2. Poofter
3. Girly-man
4. Half-a-sissy
5. Elton
Man, that movie was soooo Elton! Yeah, but I thought the other one was really a Poofter! Kind of has a nice ring to it! I wonder when the Think Before You Speak start a campaign to stop referring to heterosexuals as “breeders?” Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Here’s the website so you can sign the pledge!
http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/