Archive for November, 2009
YOU ARE WORTHLESS ALEC BALDWIN
WE'VE KNOWN FOR A LONG TIME!
Angry White Dude and Alec Baldwin finally agree on one thing. I guess if you live long enough you’ll see everything. Alec Baldwin admitted he’s a total failure. Oh, so he only admitted he’s a total failure as an actor? Well, we go you one farther. He’s a failure as a human! For years, we’ve suffered through his pompous, liberal preaching while bashing all values Americans support. We’ve listened to that tub of goo threaten to move out of the United States if Bush won the Presidential election. But he chose to break his promise (that comes easy to liberals) and remain in the US to torture us with his horrible movies, television and gigantic piehole! He recently said in an interview:
“I consider my entire movie career a complete failure. The goal of movie-making is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”
Maybe that has something to do with talent. Although I thought Baldwin was pretty good in Team America…especially the part where Kim Jong-Il blew his head off. For me, hearing him call his daughter a “little pig” on taped phone calls because she wasn’t spending more time with him put him on AWD’s scumbag list. Not surprisingly, outside of being a lousy actor and a insufferable loudmouth jerk, he is also a lousy father. AWD met Alec’s brother Stephen Baldwin in Washington at the big 9-12 march. I told Stephen I liked him but hate his brother. He said he would pass that along to Alec Baldwin. I hope he did!
There’s only one thing left for him to do. Politics. Haven’t we suffered enough, Alec? After libtard Al Franken showed that no-talent hacks can get elected in liberal hell-holes with massive voter fraud by ACORN, we will see more and more of these pinheads running for Congress. Maybe it is the only place outside of Hollywood where they can meet people of equal scumbaggery. Since you wouldn’t go to Canada, Alec….go to Hell!
Here is Kim Jong-Il singing “You Are Worthress Arec Bardwin” in the great film Team America:
SAY GOODBYE TO GOV. HUCKSTERBEE
SONGS OVER FOR YOU HUCKSTER!
Finally, we can say goodbye to the most annoying, sanctimonious, bag of nothing we’ve seen in a long time. Yesterday, one of former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee’s clemency-granted prisoners murdered 4 Seattle policemen in cold blood. While Governor, he also freed a convicted rapist who went on to rape and kill another woman. This will certainly end the public career of Huckabee. He was being groomed by the DemonRat controlled mainstream media to be the next pathetic John McCain-like candidate. Huckabee was a big spending moderate while governor of Arkansas and is very much responsible for McCain winning the Republican nomination in last year’s election. Huckabee began his bigoted, Baptist minister, anti-Mormon attack of Mitt Romney in Iowa and Romney never recovered. Romney was my choice and I believe the most qualified of the Republican contenders. I’ve always wanted to ask those that followed Hucksterbee how they feel about Obama’s beliefs? Obama is a man who believes in nothing but his own glorification and destroys America with each passing day! Hey, but at least he’s not a Mormon!
Personally, I never have trusted preachers. Too many are con-men scamming old people for their retirement money. Any of the preachers on television come to mind. It bothers me professional preachers make their money from the sweat of people in their church. To them, preaching is a job, nothing more. That being said, I have nothing but respect for church leaders who make their living outside of the church and freely give their time to help others. Those are true believers. There is a HUGE difference between them and professional preachers.
Here is the story from the Seattle Times on the cop killer released by Huckabee:
Maurice Clemmons, the 37-year-old Tacoma man being sought for questioning in the killing this morning of four Lakewood police officers, has a long criminal record punctuated by violence, erratic behavior and concerns about his mental health.
Nine years ago, then-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee granted clemency to Clemmons, commuting his lengthy prison sentence over the protests of prosecutors.
“This is the day I’ve been dreading for a long time,” Larry Jegley, prosecuting attorney for Arkansas’ Pulaski County said tonight when informed that Clemmons was being sought for questioning in connection with the killings.
Clemmons’ criminal history includes at least five felony convictions in Arkansas and at least eight felony charges in Washington. The record also stands out for the number of times he has been released from custody despite questions about the danger he posed.
Yes, I want a man like Huckabee in the White House with judgment like that. No wonder the MSM loves him. Huckabee is another RINO who needs to go away permanently. I can’t watch his show on Fox. He’s also a lousy bass player. I am sorry it took 4 dead policemen to put a fork in the fraud that is Huckabee. Oh, and Preacher Huckabee, what’s that thing about reaping what you sow?
Here’s the story from Seattle Times:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010385617_webmansought29.html
TIGER WOODS WIFE CHARGED WITH HATE CRIME!
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - ELIN NORDEGREN HEAD BUTTS TIGER WOODS!
This morning, Attorney General Eric Holder said Elin Nordegren, the wife of professional golfer Tiger Woods would be charged with hate crimes after clubbing her husband with a 7 iron last Thursday night. Holder said,
“Elin Nordegren will be charged with assault and domestic violence upon a brother for her recent beating of said brother. She will also be charged with vehicular assault for hitting Tiger’s fly Escalade with a golf club. I can understand her being upset about Tiger ridin’ dirty, but she doesn’t have to go and take it out on the brother’s ride, what if she hit a rim?!?”
Nordegren has been arrested after an argument over rumors of an extra-marital affair involving Tiger and a hoochie escalated into violence in the couple’s mansion outside of Orlando, Florida. Reportedly, Tiger Woods reportedly escaped the golf club wielding supermodel screaming curses in a foreign dialect. This incident has not gone unnoticed by advocates of civil rights. Reverend Al (“aks me if I’s impotent!) Sharpton is already planning massive marches in support of Tiger Woods, who is half black. Sharpton said:
“Ever notice if you spell “golf” backwards it say “flog?” You know that ain’t right! The Man has been flogging brothers and sisters for centuries. Tiger Woods is just another brother being exploited by the white man! His ancestors were brought to America against their will and Tiger Woods would much rather have grown up in Africa and would rather be living in Africa today! At least half of him do!
Sharpton, the voice for all black people…even half-black ones went on to say:
It is time white peoples understand Tiger Woods will no longer perform for their entertainment. As soon as I can get me some ACORN money, I’m going to fly a bunch of my oppressed protesters down to Florida to bring attention to the exploitation of Tiger Woods….if we can get into his gated community. And I only got one thing to say to his wife…..’OJ’.”
The Professional Golfers Association has been notably silent since the Woods incident occurred. Sharpton is calling for black golf fans to boycott the PGA. Both of them. Mrs. Woods is scheduled for a tribunal at Guantanamo military base in Cuba once terrorists currently there have been relocated to more comfortable quarters in New York City. Eric Holder said:
“We must send a strong message against the epidemic of white on black…or half black violence. We will not let this domestic terrorist, Mrs. Tiger Woods, further her hateful message of violence on the oppressed.”
ANOTHER OBAMA WIN – IRAN TO BUILD 10 NUCLEAR FACILITIES
TIME FOR OBAMA'S STUPIDITY TO END!
Another triumph for Hussein Hopenchange’s brilliant foreign policy of appeasement, bowing and apologizing to the world! Today, Iran announced it has plans to build 10 additional nuclear enrichment facilities. The announcement comes on the heels of a “strongly worded letter” from Muhammad El-Baradei of the International Atomic Energy Agency demanding Iran halt construction of a secret reactor near Qom. Is it just me but don’t you find it odd that a Muslim is in charge of keeping Muslims from getting nuclear weapons? I’m sure his strongly worded letter has them shaking in their burqas!
It is now clear that the foreign policy of Hussein Hopenchange is going to accomplish a big, fat nothing! The naivete and stupidity of this administration is mind-boggling. Nation states act out of self interest, not because they like foreign leaders. America has always been able to persuade foreign sovereign states by “sticks and carrots.” Otherwise known as, we can help you economically if you go along with what we want or we can make your life miserable. By taking away the “sticks” part of the equation, we experience exactly what we are seeing from the Iranian madmen. Nobody fears the consequences of standing against America because they know Obama is a wuss. Not satisfied to merely reject Obama’s exhortations for Iran to “take it’s rightful place in the community of nations,” Iran is rubbing Obama’s nose in it by announcing to build 10 more uranium enrichment facilities.
Iran’s intentions are now known, even to the monumentally stupid and naive such as the Obama administration. Iran wants nuclear weapons. Weapons it can use itself to bring on the 6th Imam by incinerating Israel itself or give to proxy terrorist groups to use against western targets. Either way, Iran knows the only way it is untouchable is to threaten the world with nuclear weapons. Obama seems to be content to let Iran have nukes. The question is this: Would he trust the safety of his children to Iran’s Ahmadinijad? That is the question Israeli’s are asking themselves at this very moment.
AWD believes Israel will attack Iran in 2010. It could cause major problems for the United States with disruptions of oil, terrorist attacks and/or China or Russia doing something stupid. However, all of these pale in comparison to the time bomb of Iran with nuclear weapons. And if Israel does attack Iran, I hope they attack the hell out of Iran. The madmen in control of Iran since 1979 cannot be allowed to live. I am ashamed to think that our President will most likely sit on the sidelines and criticize Israel for doing the heavy lifting we should have been doing all along.
The time for talk is over. Iran will play the stupid talk game until Israel is burning. It is time for action. Can you do something right, Obama…for once in your life? Now is the time!
Here’s the article:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6936798.ece
SWITZERLAND SAYS NO TO MUSLIM MINARETS
SWISS POSTER TO BAN MUSLIM MINARETS
It appears the neutral Swiss are not willing to go gently into sharia law as England and France. Today, the voters in Switzerland overwhelmingly passed a ban on Islamic mosques from having minarets (large towers). Not surprising, Swiss government leaders were in opposition to the ban and had stated that Swiss voters would vote against the ban. Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf had argued strongly against a ban on minaret construction:
“The initiative is a kind of ‘proxy war’. Its supporters say they are against minarets. But they want to fight what they consider creeping Islamicisation and sharia law.”
Supporters of the ban said there is increasing concern about the growing Muslim community in Switzerland, radical imams, the role of women, as well as head scarves and other dress codes. So the Swiss aren’t willing to give away their country as England has? Good for them. A supporter of the ban said:
“The Islamic religion is intolerant, but we do not want to limit freedom of religion, we want to outlaw the political symbol.”
Muslim immigrants have shown the world over they do not assimilate to the cultural values of their new countries. They are Muslim first and have no allegiance to the countries where they have immigrated. Also, the goal of Islam is global conquest and to see the world under sharia law. Islamic treatment of women is despicable and will never be accepted in the west. Indeed, Islam is in direct opposition to liberty and freedom.
The Swiss vote is a good sign and will hopefully encourage other countries to start re-taking their countries before the mullahs are in control. Immigration from Muslim countries must be stopped immediately in Europe and America. Non-citizens should be returned at once to their country of origin. Muslims have been quite clear on their intentions of world domination. We have seen the large protests of wild-eyed Muslims in England. We have seen the riots and car burnings in France. This is only the beginning of the blessings of Islam..the religion of murder.
America must realize Muslim immigrants do not want to come here because they love freedom or America. They are not loyal to our country or values. They are here for economic reasons or to leech off of the American tax payer as illegal aliens do. Or they are here in sleeper cells waiting to attack innocent Americans when one of their mad mullahs gives the word. All of these show the lunacy of Muslim immigration. Want more evidence to not allow Muslim immigration? Just look at England!
Here’s an article on the minaret ban from a Swiss newspaper:
TIGER WOODS OPEN POST
THE HAPPY COUPLE?
Well, the story sounded strange from the get go. I mean, Tiger Woods leaving his house at 2:45 in the a.m. to drive into a fire hydrant and tree? And his wife getting him out of the car with a golf club by breaking out the window? Sounds to AWD like Tiger was trying to make a get-away after he got himself caught night-putting with some tour hoochie-mama and his wife was chasing him out of the mansion with a 9-iron! Whodathunk Tiger Woods would have been out “hiking the Appalachians” like Governor Sanford of South Carolina?? At least he didn’t use tour funds like the good Governor!
Not too much going on these days and AWD wanted to give the dudes a time to sound off. I don’t know about you but I’m about overdosed on turkey and leftovers from Thanksgiving. But it’s been a few great days with great football. Thank goodness tomorrow is Sunday and gives me another day before going back to work! Anyway, take it away and let’s hear what’s on your minds.
GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL – NC STATE 28, UNC 27
GO PACK!
If there are four things Angry White Dude hates, it would be:
1. Liberals
2. RINOs
3. Carolina
4. Carolina
My hate for the Tarholes cannot be contained in just one hate. Today, for the third year in a row, the brave men of the NC State Wolfpack destroyed the evil, comm-a-nist, liberal, metrosexuals from Chapel Hell. Today’s score was 28-27. Carolina was OVER-RATED at 24th in the country and State corrected that mistake today.
Carolina displayed their usual dirty play while crying to the referees at every turn. Several Tarhole thugs were caught with brass knuckles, steel pipes and one Carolina player even played the entire first quarter with a chain saw hidden in his uniform. Even with a sordid history of paying off refs, the Blue Scumbellies were penalized 10 times for 122 yards! Carolina has lobbied for years to change yards in football to meters because of their love of all things European (especially France) and the anti-America curriculum taught at UNC!
Tarhole coach Butch Davis said after the game:
“We thought Allah…may peace be upon him…would help us more against the Wolfpack infidels. We also thought we had paid the referees….may jihad be upon them…sufficiently as we have learned from the master of referee payoffs Dean Smith. We were just soundly thrashed by a superior team from a university with superior academics. We must now go back to Hippie Hill, put on our burqas and learn how to be men like the educated, superior Wolfpack.”
Just as with the Allies versus the Axis powers in WWII, the US destruction of the Soviet Union under Ronaldus Maximus, good has once again triumphed against evil. For the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW!
Go to hell Dean Smith!
NANCY PELOSI THINKS AMERICANS WANT SECOND STIMULUS
NANCY PELOSI - NOT VERY BRIGHT..ACTUALLY VERY STUPID
Nancy Pelosi is the result of living in Washington and San Francisco. Lord knows how her mind works, if at all. One thing we do know is it doesn’t work on facts, logic or reason. Her brain works on liberalism…or emotion. Just because Nancy wants stupid ideas to work doesn’t mean they have the slightest chance of working. She reminds me of Jim Carrey’s character Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber with the unattainable girl:
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!*
The first Stimulus bill is a total failure with only a handful of jobs being created at the costs of hundreds of thousands of dollars each! Pelosi recognizes Americans are angry with what the DemonRats have done to the economy. She said on a conference call last week:
“The American people have an anger about the growth of the deficit because they’re not getting anything for it. … If somebody has the idea that the percentage of GDP of what our national debt is will go up a bit, but they will now — and their neighbors and their children — will have jobs, I think they could absorb that, and then we ride it out and bring money in.”
Actually Nancy, the American people are getting something from the Stimulus Bill…..SCREWED! In true Pelosi non-thinking fashion, she’s ready to jump right in on another borrowing and wasting second stimulus plan! AWD wonders if Pelosi realizes if the first $878 billion Stimulus Bill had done what she said it would, we would need no second Stimulus bill. Why should we trust the monumentally stupid? The dollar is tanking more each day and the DemonRats want to borrow or print more money from our grandchildren to try and hide their incompetence! Pelosi went on to ridiculously blather:
“But I think if anybody is asking the public, ‘Would you rather have a job or the percentage of GDP of our national debt would go up a little bit?’ I think that everybody wants a job.”
Wrong again Stretch! Not everyone wants a job. With lucrative welfare, public housing, food stamps and unemployment provided by taxpayers having their earnings forcefully taken from them by corrupt DemonRats, there are millions who don’t want jobs..or need them! Ask anyone in Detroilet! What Americans DO want is competent economic policy in Washington…something the DemonRats have shown to be incapable of providing! As California is experiencing, there comes a day when you cannot borrow another dime. You can print wildly as Obama is currently doing but inflation will come as surely as Rosie O’Donnell to a half-price Chinese buffet.
AWD keeps wondering if elected officials can really be that stupid? Then he thinks of Pelosi, Reid and Obama and realizes they have no idea how to improve the economy. They believe they can continue to tax the producers to give to the moochers and solve America’s financial problems. Sadly, we are seeing the results of the naive, stupid policies of libtardism. So Pelosi and Hopenchange want another stimulus? Would they also like to add a few more rounds to the chamber while they play political Russian roulette? Go ahead, kill the DemonRatic party and make our day!
LIBTARD OF THE WEEK – HELEN THOMAS, THE RACIST
BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE, HELEN!
No one knows from under what bridge she crawled 200 years ago. Although it is rumored she eats young children who venture too close, Helen Thomas is given the honor of having the best seat and asking the first question during press conferences at the White House. Maybe everyone is afraid she will bite them if they do not acquiesce and give her such honors. She is atrocious, vile and has enough wrinkles to hold a three-day rain. She is also a racist.
Recently, when asked what she was thankful for on Thanksgiving, the troll Helen Thomas said she “was happy for a black President.”
Isn’t it interesting how liberals focus so much attention on race? In every sense, Obama’s presidency has been a disaster so far. The economy has tanked under his watch. The dollar has tanked on his watch. We have had the worst terrorist attack on US soil on his watch. He has spent the United States to near bankruptcy and his foreign policy has achieved nothing. He insults the dead of 9/11 by giving murderous savages trials in New York and bestowing on them Constitutional rights enjoyed by those he slaughtered. But Helen Thomas and the liberals are glad to have their black president. So tell me one thing, who’s the racist here?
AWD would love to have a white President, if he or she was conservative. For that matter, I would also love to have a black President, if he or she was conservative. I guess you could say that I follow Martin Luther King’s dream of a color-blind society more than liberals…who see color in ALL things. In the liberal politically correct world, all things black are good while all things white are bad. You didn’t hear Helen Thomas praising Bush when he spent (wasted) billions of dollars throwing money at New Orleans after Katrina or blowing billions of dollars in Africa to prevent AIDS, did you? AWD can see a double standard here, why can’t Helen Thomas? Because she is a libtard? Yes, that about sums it up!
So here’s another award you can put under the bridge, Helen! You have had the Libtard of the Week award coming for a long time. In fact, you are a great candidate for Libtard of the Century!
Watch this!
BLACK FRIDAY IS THE RACIST FRIDAY
JOY BEHAR - OBNOXIOUS AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE
In this post-racial period since the election of Hussein Hopenchange, we all are enjoying that we don’t have to tip-toe around what we say about people of other races anymore! Unless you are television talk show host Joy Behar…then you find racism in any phrase that uses the word “black!” Interesting how far the term “racism” has been expanded by the politically correct libtards! Here is Behar’s repartee with actress extraordinaire and intellectual Whoopi Goldberg:
GOLDBERG: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long,” Goldberg said. “And I’m going to stay black all day because of it.
BEHAR: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
GOLDBERG: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.
BEHAR: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?
GOLDBERG: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black.
BEHAR: So it’s positive?
GOLDBERG: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing.
BEHAR: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.
GOLDBERG: Black people.
BEHAR: No, not black people.
GOLDBERG: But it used to be, it used to be.
Thank you Whoopi for clearing that up for us! In the PC world of the mentally vacuous Joy Behar, any use of the perfectly good word “black” is verboten. Just like the blac…errr…Negro Dallas City Councilman who last year objected to the term “black hole,” the PCists find racism everywhere…even in everyday common terms. Only a monumentally stupid PC talk show host or some race-baiting politician would find offense in the terms “black Friday” or “black hole.” Black is, after all, representative of many things outside of black people.
This is but another example of the stupidity of liberals. Every time I believe they have hit the lowest point, they continue to dig further. After all, Monday brings another episode of “The View.” However, I am proud to say I did not further racism by shopping on this Black Friday. I am holding out for the White Sales.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS
Man, was it a good day for the AWD! 70 degrees, running around with my little filly and watching a great football game between Bama and Auburn! A friend and I started talking about the two political parties at half-time and he showed me this clip:
The more things change, the more they stay the same! Both political parties have enslaved us with more taxes and less freedoms than ever before! As AWD has said, the current DemonRats are now openly socialist wanting government control over every aspect of our lives. The wussypants Republicans today are DemonRats of 30 years ago gulping the poison of political correctness and spending us into oblivion whenever they have the opportunity!
The answer is to vote in the upcoming primaries! AWD has never voted in a primary but will never again make that mistake! It is crunch time for American patriots. We must not sit back and accept the garbage that either party throws at us. Never again must we accept a pathetic Republican Presidential candidate like John McCain or Bob Dole! It is time for every tax paying American to get involved in politics at the national, state and local level! We must get involved in out school boards and let our voice be heard. More Atlas Shrugged and less Malcolm X! We want civics taught and we want our children to read of the visions of the Founding Fathers!
If you have not yet joined a Tea Party, get your sorry ass off the couch, Google your local group and get active! We in Dallas are mobilizing and organizing at the neighborhood level to bring the message of fiscal responsibility to our friends and neighbors! We will put tens of thousands of new voters in the March primary booths! My favorite saying is “if you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly.” Are you ready to growl and scare the hell out of the bureaucrats in Washington? You damn well better be or accept the destruction of the United States!
AWD
WILL MUSLIMS TAKE OVER AMERICA TOO?
COMING TO AN AMERICAN CITY SOON!
I recently saw the video below. Scary stuff! It doesn’t look too good for western civilization in terms of survival against the population surge of Muslims. If they are patient, in less than 50 years Muslims will conquer Europe without the use of violence. This does not bode well for Europe because everywhere Islam gains in numbers sees a upturn in violence and a downturn in freedom. Muslims do not believe in personal freedom…only blind allegiance to Islam…at all costs. The news isn’t good for America either. Americans also are being out-bred and if not for illegal aliens squeezing out new anchor babies every 9 months and 1 day, we too would be losing the population war with Islam.
Our children will grow up in a vastly different world. Traditional values of various European countries, fish and chips and a stiff upper lip in England, technological innovation in Germany and homosexual men and surrender in France will very soon give way to sharia law and stonings in the street of women who dare to go to the corner grocery by themselves. Western culture is dying without a whimper. Even worse, it is using the poison of political correctness to speed it’s death!
Americans are a different lot. We are much more patriotic and love our freedoms more than other countries. However, for several decades we too have been drinking the poison of political correctness. Like all poisons, it will kill us in time. We must elect patriotic politicians that will curtail the growth of Islam through immigration. Recent history shows they do not assimilate and do not have allegiance to America. They are here because it economically benefits them, or more nefarious purposes. Wake up Americans before it is too late….like it is in Eurabia!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO LOU DOBBS?
LUIS DOBBS - AMIGO DE ILLEGALES!
What has happened to Lou Dobbs? In the period of two weeks he he has gone from anti-illegal alien zealot to illegal alien champion. For years on the Communist News Network (CNN), Lou Dobbs was a loud voice against the unchecked sea of illegal aliens coming across our borders to commit crimes, take American jobs, live off of our welfare and social programs and drop anchor babies every 9.1 months per woman. So what happened to Lou? Simple, he now wants to enter politics. Nothing like politics to make spaghetti-backboned individuals start talking backwards while they openly embrace political correctness.
On Telemundo this past week, Dobbs said:
“Whatever you have thought of me in the past, I can tell you right now that I am one of your greatest friends and I mean for us to work together,” he said in a live interview with Telemundo’s Maria Celeste. “I hope that will begin with Maria and me and Telemundo and other media organizations and others in this national debate that we should turn into a solution rather than a continuing debate and factional contest.”
Lou went on to say twice in the same interview, “”we need the ability to legalize illegal immigrants under certain conditions.” AWD agrees with Lou on this one. Those “certain conditions” would be illegal aliens must leave the United States and apply for US Citizenship the way all other legal immigrants have for hundreds of years. It is grossly unfair and just plain wrong to reward uneducated immigrants who have entered the country illegally with American citizenship. Don’t we have enough problems paying the welfare and social problems for our own worthless citizens? Haven’t we suffered enough?
Dobbs is apparently contemplating a Senate run against libtard Robert Menendez of New Jersey. I guess Lou believes he can gain the support of Hispanics by sucking up to them on illegal immigration. Yeah, I see Latinos voting for the fat, white guy against one of their own just like I see blacks voting against Obama the next election. Not gonna happen.
Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. Especially when listening to politicians. Or Lou Dobbs. Oh Lou, by the way, you just lost the conservative vote. Adios Muchacho Forever!
Here’s an article from Wall Street Journal on Luis Dobbs:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125910998942663259.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsTop
HAPPY ANGRY WHITE DUDE THANKSGIVING!
Just a quick note to wish all AWD’s and AWDudettes a very Happy Thanksgiving! Everyone has their problems, some more than others, but if you have a house over your head and food on the table you’re better off than most of the uncivilized world….I’m talking about Detroit, of course. Well, even they have government paid housing and cell phones!
Angry White Dude would also like to thank everyone who reads and comments on this site. When we began 19 months ago, I had no idea the site would have grown in popularity as it has. I started the page originally to bitch about male-bashing commercials and such but it has grown into a sounding board for people tired of political correctness and the direction of our country and society.
There are over 200 million blogs in the world. I learned that at a tea party training event, by the way. Over 1 billion websites are indexed on search engines. Currently, Angry White Dude is ranked the 189,612th most visited web site in the world. That includes Google, Facebook and about 189,610 porn sites! In the United States, we are in the top 50k. So 189k out of 1 billion is pretty good….especially when you realize the site is only 19 months old! I owe a huge debt of gratitude to everyone here.
So please take time to give thanks today and enjoy the good food and good football…well, the Cowboys are playing so almost good football. But nevertheless, a day of big food and bad football is still better than a good day of work. Be sure to say a prayer for our soldiers! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
AWD
WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR OPEN POST
AWD LOVES HIM SOME LED FLASH LIGHTS!
Tomorrow is the big turkey day. I guess PETA has given us another year to stop eating flesh and stop contributing to global warming. AWD is doing the bulk of the cooking tomorrow but I WILL NOT CLEAN UP! I’m going to be like that butthole Englishter chef on TV who yells at everybody who gets in my way. I envision a world war in the AWD kitchen by about noon tomorrow. Naaaah, joking mostly. But it is the big day of thanks. We do a lot of bitching around here the other 12 months of the year so I thought tonight we could say what we’re thankful for. Hey, I know one universal thing….you don’t live in Detroilet! Here goes some of the things for which AWD is thankful:
1. My family….it’s what life is really all about. I have a loving wife and the best kids in the world. I am in love with all of them!
2. This is still the greatest country in the world and I love it. I am willing to fight for it.
3. The brave American soldiers who fight the bad guys overseas so we don’t have to fight them here.
4. My job, cars, guns, toys, house, electricity, food and all the other things I am able to enjoy because I have a job. My prayers go out to all who don’t have a job but would like one. For everyone else…you’re a lazy liberal!
5. My friends and all those who care about me
6. My readers and friends at AWD. In 19 months, this page has grown to be a big part of my life and I appreciate all you guys do to help me.
7. My parents. My dad passed away 5 years ago and I miss him every day. I’m lucky to have my Mother and she means the world to me.
8. I can still laugh. That’s a blessing these days but I still try to have some fun and laugh every day…and generally succeed.
Those are some of the many things I’m thankful for. Yeah, I know…I left out LED flash lights and bacon and fire trucks and all that…but those things go without saying. OK, so lay your cards on the table…what are you thankful for?
I’M THANKFUL FOR BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
THANK YOU BARACK, THANK YOU!
I want to say I am happy Barack Hussein Obama is our President! I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “who kidnapped the real AWD?” You’re thinking, “the AWD’s gone plum loco!” You’re thinking, “the AWD has started drinking Perrier and reading GQ!” Well, dudes, nothing is further from the truth! This is the one and only AWD writing from the Captain’s chair as I do every night.
Why would I be happy Hussein Hopenchange is the President? Because he has awakened American patriots who have for years sat back and watched America go to Hell! Middle-class tax payers have awakened from the mind-numbing slumbers induced from years of watching American Idol and Dancing With The Stars and are saying “Enough! No more!” Face it, the people who pay the bills for America have been asleep since Ronald Reagan left office. We have slowly watched the DemonRats turn into open socialists. We have awakened to find the Republican party has become the Democrat party of 25 years ago. Our taxes are too high, our government has borrowed and spent us into near bankruptcy and our current elected “leaders” want to nationalize every segment of our faltering economy. No one in Washington speaks of fiscal responsibility. Hell, no one even considers if the disastrous laws they pass are Constitutional anymore! They will soon fully realize the gigantic errors of their ways!
I credit Barack Hussein Obama for fully awakening the sleeping conservative giant. Conservatives are angry and politicians are nervous. The tea party movement has brought millions of hard-working taxpayers off of their couches and turned them into political activists. AWD is confident a President McCain would have kept us asleep with his moderate, Democrat-lite politics and his “reaching across the aisle” BS. American needed this generation’s Jimmy Carter. And we got it…except worse! Barack Obama is so bad that independent voters who elected him are bailing in droves after 11 months! His tanking approval ratings have slunk to a pitiful 45%!
In the short term, Barack Obama is a disaster zone for America. In the long run, he is the best thing that could have ever happened to us. With the DemonRats in Congress following Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid over the cliff of stupidity, the DemonRat party will kill itself for a generation. America continues to be a conservative nation. The socialist wackos now in charge do not understand that Americans will not allow our country to turn into Venezuela. They will begin understanding in November of 2010!
So thank you Barack Hussein Obama. Thank you for doing what no Republican could have done. Sometimes we must be in total darkness before we realize it was much better in the light!
DUDE OF THE WEEK – ANDREW BREITBART
ANDREW BREITBART - DOING WORK THE MSM WON'T DO!
Andrew Breitbart has blasted out front in the news bidness as a guy who gets things done. Especially if the things getting done are destroying the felons living off of tax dollars at ACORN! In a relatively short period of time, Breitbart and conservative bloggers have fired shots across the bow of the USS Mainstream Bullsh*t and are now taking aim at the hull. The Mainstream Media has no shame…or credibility. Their unprofessional shilling and covering for all things liberal have opened a wide gap that dudes like Breitbart are filling. Responsible investigative journalism.
Breitbart has gained lots of credibility for continually outsmarting ACORN. He has videotaped their employees across the country aiding underage, illegal child prostitution and has even gone dumpster diving to recover ACORN documents thrown away before investigations. I don’t know if Breitbart is that smart of if ACORN is that stupid. Probably both. What I love about Breitbart is he told Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate ACORN or Breitbart will release more damaging tapes! Kicking butt, taking names and releasing videos!
If you’re not going to Breitbart’s website each day you’re missing a lot of great, cutting edge info without liberal spin. If you’re still getting your news from ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC or CNN you need help. Lots of it! I recommend a hearty diet of Breitbart and AWD to get you back on the right track!
So here’s to you Andrew Breitbart! The Angry White Dude “Dude of the Week.” Anderew, send me your address and I’ll send you a 100% genuine Angry White Dude t-shirt you can wear proudly when kicking liberal ass!
ED BEGLEY, JR. – THE PERFECT HOLLYWIERD IDIOT
ED BEGLEY, JR. - PERFECTLY NORMAL IN CALIFORNIA
It’s no secret. Angry White Dude doesn’t care much for Hollywood types. I find them largely to be self-obsessed morons with the mental capacity of a sponge. Ed Begley, Jr. is one strange cat. He’s the guy who pedals a generator to produce enough electricity to cook, rides his bike everywhere he goes and, of course, has it in his pointy head that global warming is a scientific fact. Here Ed squares off with the wise and reasoned Stuart Varney yesterday:
Ed, who just looks like he’s a beer short of a six-pack, keeps droning on about “peer-reviewed” scientific data. But what he doesn’t mention is what happens when the peers are lying just like the scientists manipulating the data? We recently found out that scientists were altering the numbers and even admitting the data didn’t support their theories about global warming in last week’s hacking into the University of East Anglia. What a big surprise! The University of East Anglia (Go Tigers!) is one of the leading universities in the creation…ummm….study of global warming. It’s hard to explain how the Earth is warming when global temperatures have been dropping for the past 10 years. A baseball playoff game in Colorado was SNOWED out! There are too many competent voices against global warming and too many people who support it with financial interests…hello Al Gore…to make me very uncomfortable with it’s existence. Also, anything Ed Begley, Jr. believes is a big red flag for the AWD. And no scientist has been able to explain how humans affect the climate when they cannot explain why the Earth has had three ice ages.
I have no problem with tools like Ed Begley living like a cave man. Hey, he’s from California…a state full of idiots. I don’t care if he eats tree bark and howls at the moon. But I do mind him and his fellow earth warming libtards telling me I cannot drive my F-150. That’s the problem with libs…they want to control the lives of everyone else. Conservatives want to live and let live. Like I said, I don’t care if Ed Begley, Jr. covers himself with feathers and quacks around the yard…as long as he quacks in California…that’s normal behavior out there. Just leave me alone and don’t make up science. Like I say over and over, don’t pee on my boots and tell me it’s raining. Remember, if Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi and Ed Begley believe something…it HAS to be false!
In honor of Global Warming libtards everywhere, here is “Hide The Decline.”
TEXAS EMPTIES MUCHO TRASH IN NOVEMBER
ROBERT THOMPSON - TELL ALLAH HELLO FOR US!
I do love me some Texas! Down here, we execute more murderers in a week than Massachusetts does in a century! In November, Texas has put the juice to four murderers…and the month isn’t over! Now Angry White Dude doesn’t get all caught up on if the death penalty is a deterrent. I don’t care, but it sure deters the one with the tubes in his arms from killing again! My opinion is killing murderers is justice. A life for a life..or lives. Makes good fiscal sense too and I’m all about that! No sense keeping some murderous scum alive watching Oprah and converting to Prislam in my book! And in every case I’ve seen in Texas, we were much better off with the killer gone! Here’s what brought the execution of Robert Thompson that occurred on November 19th and was reported on Texas Executions:
On 5 December 1996, Thompson, then 21, and Sammy Butler, 19, entered a convenience store in Houston. Thompson was carrying a .25-caliber semiautomatic pistol, while Butler was carrying a .38-caliber revolver. Thompson pointed his pistol at clerk Mubarakali Meredia, who was at the counter, and ordered him to open the cash register and hand over all the money. Thompson shot Meredia in the abdomen when he did not move quickly enough. He also shot at employee Mansor Rahim – who was Meredia’s cousin – when Rahim began running toward the rear of the store. Butler also shot at Rahim and threatened several customers.
Thompson then shot Meredia three more times as he lay on the floor. Thompson ordered Meredia to get up and get the money for him. Meredia did so. Then Thompson put his pistol to Meredia’s neck and pulled the trigger, but he had run out of bullets. He hit Meredia on the head with the butt of his gun and struck him with the cash register drawer. He then took the money and ran out of the store, while Butler grabbed a stack of lottery tickets and followed behind him. Thompson jumped into the driver’s seat of their car, while Butler got into the passenger’s seat and rolled down his window. Meanwhile, Rahim ran to the front door. Butler then fired two shots through the glass door at Rahim. One bullet hit him in the chest, and he died. Meredia survived.
Now for the logic of the career black criminal:
In his taped confession, Thompson (who is black) gave a lengthy explanation of why he had decided to start robbing and killing store owners. He stated, in part, “… I look at it, they [Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Middle Eastern people] come to our country. They come in our communities. They spend our money … ’cause, you know, they come over here, they not giving back to our communities that you’re taking from. And when we come to your stores, ah they, we go in their stores, they watch us, they, they always following us thinking we gonna steal ’cause we black. You know it’s the point that you can’t feel comfortable when you spending your own money. You know, and you going in their store ’cause you can’t help but go to their store ’cause it’s in our community … So, it wasn’t that I was robbing them for their money. It was just a point, how can you come in our neighborhoods and do us like that and think we not God’s people … The only image that you get from a black person on the news is, is robbing, killing, and stuff like that. That’s all you see. But in God’s heart and in God’s eye, who’s to say that’s wrong? Who’s to say that God put you in a store, to own that store, and you made promises to Him and by you disobedient to Him that He won’t punish you for it ’cause He will. Regardless if it’s gonna be me, using me, it’s gonna be somebody that you gonna get punished for …”
Yes Robert, it is very common that the image we see of black people is robbing and killing because…how do I remain politically correct (I’m all about that too)….could it be because black people do so much robbing and killing compared to other races? Robert, aren’t you a perfect example of blacks robbing and killing? I’m sure all AWD’s readers will be happy to know that young Robert converted to Islam while incarcerated and said he was sure Allah would forgive him.
Thank you Texas for doing what’s right. Thank you for ridding the Earth of savages who have caused so much pain for the victim’s families. Thank you for sending the message that if you want to kill someone…you’d better do it in Massachusetts!
Here’s another link to Texas Executions if you’d like to keep score:
http://www.txexecutions.org/default.asp
YELLOWBOOK WHITE MALE BASHING COMMERCIAL
Yellowbook has been running their version of the bumbling idiot husband commercial. In this version of the B.I.H genre, the husband comes falling into the house, knocking over lamps and such to announce to his wife he has gotten a job with a dynamite company doing field work. Get it? What I don’t get is why would anyone use Yellowbook for anything? Ever heard of a little thing called THE INTERNET? You know, the thing Al Gore invented before he invented global warming…oops…climate change? Here’s the commercial:
Who is Yellowbook? I guess Yellowbook is the weak sister to Yellow Pages but who knows? Is there really that much demand for Yellow Pages or Yellow Books these days? As usual, AWD Googled the Board of Directors of the company doing the male bashing. And guess what I found? Oh, I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count! That’s right….a bunch of white guys! Wonder if they can work with dynamite?
One interesting thing…the CEO of Yellowbook is Joe Walsh! I guess he hung up his six string after the last Eagle’s tour. Probably got sick of listening to that browbeating tool Don Henley preach about global warming….oops…climate change.
Here are the photos of the Executive team of white devils:
http://corporate.yellowbook.com/about/executive-team/