The mayor of Detroilet, Kwame (I didn’t make that up) Kilpatrick, is spending the night in jail after dissing his homie Judge Ronald Giles and violating the terms of his bond by traveling out of the country. Da mayah was initially arrested for physically assaulting a Detroilet 5-0 (police). Dis is da same mayah that got caught in an adulterous affair and then perjured himself a la Bill Clintoon. Oh, and in the words of Barack Obama…..did I mention he is black?

Is there anything in Detroit worth saving? I can only imagine the tremendous burden Detroit must be to the rest of Michigan. And for Hip Hop Mayah Kwame….I predict that he’ll be re-elected in a landslide.

Disclaimer: the AWD tried to use his best hip hop language in this post. I apologize, my homies.