JOHN EDWARDS ADMITS TO BEING LOWER THAN WHALE POOP!
Today John Edwards finally admitted to being the lowest form of human excrement on Earth. He admitted to being a slimy, lying, hypocritical, immoral, scumbag that is not worth the cost of the bullet it would take to end his miserable existence. Yes, he admitted to being a lawyer.
No, Mr. Silky Pony (kudos to Laura Ingraham for the fitting name) finally admitted to having an adulterous affair after lying about it for years. These charges came up during his embarrassing run for President and he angrily denounced them. And to make it better, his poor, poor cancerous wife knew about it all when she was campaigning for him and telling us how he is such a good husband and father. Hah! I don’t wish cancer on anyone but this makes her just as guilty as Mr. Wussyboy. GD DemonRats! Is anything below them? Well, Obama and Hitlery were their choices for the presidential nomination so apparently not!
One thing that the Angry White Dude hates is hypocrisy. John Edwards is another in the long line of scumbag DemonRat hypocrites and liars. This is the POS that talked about America being two countries, rich and poor. All the while saying this, he was building a 28,000 sq. ft. house in Chapel Hill, NC…a well-known bastion of communists and girly men. This “defender of the poor people” made his fortune chasing ambulances and keeping the lion’s share of judgments for himself instead of those affected. He was a one-term Senator from North Carolina that was run out of office by the vast majority of the state. The only ones of NC that supported him were the blue scumbellies in Chapel Hole. Today, Edwards said that he had his affair while his wife’s cancer was in remission. Oh….that makes a huge difference. He would be a double secret real scumbag if he had the affair while she had the real cancer. In this case, he’s just a real scumbag. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
What brought this all to the surface is that the Dims wanted Wussyboy to speak at the DemonRat convention in Denver. A lying, slimy, piece of dirt should be the main speaker for that unwashed crowd. Hell, they elected Clinton twice and he cheated and raped throughout the country! Once Silky Pony has a few more babushkas on the side, he’ll be good and ready for the Dim nomination! DemonRats have no morals and if they do, they’re lower than those of a drunk Mexican.
For laughs, here is a video of Father of the Year John Edwards:
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Mr. AWD
Your first paragraph says all you need to know Silky Pony boy. You have amused me greatly!
Not only that, he’s the lowest form of lawyer chasus ambulus
POW, right in the kisser..
I know it’s wrong to take pleasure in anothers misfortune.
But I cannot help myself in this instance.
And I really love it because he’s the most detestable type of lawyer their is..
May this hypocrite die a slow and very, very painful political death!!!!
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They are both despicable…another filthy duo…always trying to outdo the other filthy duo called the Clintons.
Elizabeth is nothing, and never has been nothing but a political whore…she is a vile creature.
She would do anything to get in the White House, heck as far as I am concerned, that is more than obvious, he sold her pride, along with her soul.
They are both despicable…another filthy duo…always trying to outdo the other filthy duo called the Clintons.
Elizabeth is nothing, and never has been nothing but a political whore…she is a vile creature.
She would do anything to get in the White House, heck as far as I am concerned, that is more than obvious, she sold her pride, along with her soul.
The entire post was great, but I, too, wondered why it mattered that her cancer was in remission…what was the point of that comment. Obviously, with his lack of morals, it made some sort of sense to him.
Obviously, with his lack of morals, it made some sort of sense to him.
Hey DDM….
Only his shadow knows for sure.
You know, I may go on a little long here, but I remember well when Bill was all but caught with his pants down with Monica regarding him being caught red-handed with all his lying about “I did not have sex with that woman”…he was ready to resign…if one really paid attention you could see it in his face…when he finally came out and made his BS statement to us regular people across the land, with Hill standing behind/beside him, dressed in her yellow outfit, you can be sure she wrote just about every single word, as he spoke them she did the dutiful nodding of her head, but you can be sure he had better of said every word just right…
Same with the Edward’s situation…if anybody thinks for one minute, that the minute Liz knew about this, after the anger blah blah blah…she immediately went into political mode…and dictated every single move, plans ect that Johnny was to take to get HER where she has always wanted to be….
The White House.
She is just as scheming, vile, vicious as Hill ever thought of being…
As an aside..one diference I feel there is between Bill and Johnny is bill is revengeful…I just don’t think John is..in fact I think he loves this gal.
Just my two cents…
I was trying to use xhtml code. Didn’t work quite right. Should have credited bigtimer.
They are both despicable…another filthy duo…always trying to outdo the other filthy duo called the Clintons.
Elizabeth is nothing, and never has been nothing but a political whore…she is a vile creature.
She would do anything to get in the White House, heck as far as I am concerned, that is more than obvious, she sold her pride, along with her soul.
I added:
Elizabeth stumped for her husband during the primaries. In several instances when she was attacked for her statements, she played the “you’re attacking a dying women!” card. She’s as sleazy as her husband.
The Great White Hope for the jackasses is going down with a temper tantrum for the Ages. Meltdown in 15 days or less, any takers for a gamble of clairol products?
What a douchebag and to think that there are people out there defending this lying sack of crap. WHat losers.
Yes, John, your children DO learn, not from what you say, but what you DO. How much you have taught them this week about lying, cheating on your spouse, teaching your spouse to lie for you, greed, power-hunger, narcissism, and lack of morality. Such lessons you’ve taught your children. You must be SO proud.
Ladywolf, Edwards falls right into the moral values of liberals….NONE!
AWD
bigtimer
Did you see the articles regarding the morning shows trying to compare john’s gal to sharon stone in basic instinct? They are going so far as to almost call her a stalker. Pretty funny when you consider where he is found. The failed media will go to any lenght to protect one of “their own”. It truly is becoming even more laughable than it has been.