HENRY WAXMAN IS BAT BOY OPEN POST
IS HE REALLY HENRY WAXMAN, IDIOT-CA?
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The Angry White Dude International Conglomeration Corporation researchers have finally uncovered DNA evidence that once and for all proves DemonRatic CongressRat Henry Waxman is Bat Boy! We at AWDICC have long suspected Waxman to be a bat. For too many years, he has sucked the life blood out of the US economy with his incessant legislation heaping higher taxes on the over-taxed, working American! We linked photo evidence that unequivocally shows the similarity between Bat Boy and Waxman. If you remember, Bat Boy was discovered in a cave in West Virginia. He is said to shed his wings every three years…just like Waxman! Bat Boy endorsed Al Gore…as did Waxman! Bat Boy has razor sharp teeth and big ears…again, just like Waxman! AWD’s scientists obtained DNA from scientists who studied the genetic makeup of Bat Boy. The scientists then studied a piece of taxpayer flesh Waxman had previously gnawed. The DNA was an exact match!! Unequivocally proving that Congressman Henry Waxman, Idiot-CA is that terrible creature found so many years ago in that West Virginia cave! We will now set our sites on the much more difficult task of investigating where Hussein Hopenchange was born! Let’s see that goofball that runs Little Green Footballs come up with state of the art research like that!
There is much anger at the Cap and Tax 8 today. Those are the traitorous wussypants Republicans that sided with DemonRats in voting for one of the most expensive, damaging and dangerous bills to ever come out of Washington. Of course, Waxman’s slimy bat-like prints are all over this legislation. We’re also hearing more about secession down here in Texas. It’s sounding better and better to AWD. Or you can talk about Michael Jackson’s death that sounds a lot like a drug overdose. We also lost AWD’s ex-girlfriend Farrah Fawcett this week. Lots of things to talk about. So let’s hear it folks.
Didn’t anyone tell that flake, Jeff Flake, that Cap & Trade was a close vote and maybe he shouldaoughta skip the kid’s beauty pageant? None of these numbnuts understand that they work for us. As for Waxman, he’ll live forever. Even God won’t want him.
Funnygirl, our elected officials are in a class unto themselves! They do not work for us. They live a life of unimagined luxury on our dime. It is time to clear the vast majority out!
AWD
This Batman villain represents Hollyweird so he did what his whacko constituents and Soros money told him to do..
Good old Nostrilitus was a whining little idiot on the floor yesterday after Boehner was done with his filibuster of the this horrendous bill regarding the 300 pages the dems added at 3 A.M. yesterday morning….whining about the time he took, blah blah blah.
Nancy and her friends are making money off of this…this is neglected in the msm…including Fox as far as I know so far, which has really irritated me to no end….I should be used to it.
We all know Gore and pals are too.
Anyway…here’s Pelosi’s $$$ in this below.
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/environmentandenergy/archive/2008/08/18/pelosi-and-pickens-sitting-in-a-tree.aspx
Markey, Pelosi, Gore and a few others with make millions off this bill. They all have financial ventures in green tech. Gore will probably become the first green billionaire, using our money to line his pockets. All this from a science that is politically pushed and never debated. That is not science to me, it’s an invalid argument.
I applaud Boehner for trying to get his point across, too bad there were a few that didn’t listen. I believe that every one who voted for this has something to gain from it, or they’re too cowardly to stand up against the word of the One.
I will work to boot as many assclowns from Congress as we can. Please just let me keep Jim DeMint.
Whats with this guys nostrils? You see, if you keep picking your nose thats the result! So to all you nose pickers, beware of the photo above.Anyways I will be attending the next tea party, and everyone try and lets make a stand against this administration.
FG…
DeMint is one of my very favorites too.
I’ve wished he would run for Prez myself.
AWD,
I will now reveal to all,the true,untold story of the demon known as “Bat Boy”.
Generations ago,my kin imprisoned this “undying beast”,in a cave deep below the earth.
At first the creature remained hidden and unknown to us,fearful it was of our fire and blackpowder.Despite it’s fear,”it” was irresistably drawn to the fruits of our labor.
“It” claimed eggs first,this is how “it” became known to us.Next “it” came for our chickens,then our orchards and fields.
By the grace of God,our unmatched prowess and proficiency with “flint and steel” and the loyalty of our hounds.We,each and everytime, chased “it” back from whence it came.
And then..”it” came for the “White Lightning”!
It was for this unsufferable offense,that it was decided that,the creature must be hunted down and destroyed.
The menfolk gathered,and hunted the “beast” day and night.Driven relentlessly before us,we cornered and surrounded it,cutting off all access to escape.It fled back into the only place it could..the “bowels of the earth”.
With the power of blackpowder,the good hillfolk,entombed it in darkness forever..or so we intended.
Several generations later,the horror of the “Bat Boy” had nearly been forgotten.Until a lone,”Yankee carpetbagger” in his infinite greed,disregarded the warnings of the good hillfolk as superstitious foolishness.And the cave was opened.
We tried to stop it,but were crushed by the power of the government and the courts.This freed the “beast” and over the following generations,nurtured by it’s evil Yankee masters,the “beast” has grown to monsterous proportions and with foul appetites to match.
We!..the good hillbilly folk of West Virginia tried to warn the foolish,”soon to be devoured” Yankee!And even now!..we are still mocked and ridiculed.
To contain the “beast” now will take more than the hillbilly! The combined might and will of the American people is required.
A new hunt is on,and will come to an END November 2010.May your aim be true!..or the “beast” will devour us all.
Hillbilly Jack
Hillbilly, thanks for the …..rest of the story on Bat Boy! I always knew there was more to that story!
AWD
How I wished he stayed in the caves where he belongs.