If there’s anything better in this ol’ world than boobs…except flashlights…I don’t know what it is! Those fun Muslim guys over in Somalia have started publicly whipped women for wearing bras they say violate Islam by constituting a deception. Thank goodness for deceptions such as bras and make-up! Womerns go through a lot to improve on what their mama gave ‘em for us! Gunmen from the extreme (no fun) Muslim group al-Shababb (which sounds like a 60′s doo-wop song…al shabab, shabab, shabab) have been rounding up any woman seen with a firm bust and then had them publicly whipped by masked men. The women were then told to remove their bras and shake their breasts. Kind of like Woodstock. I want to know is this for real? What kind of joint do those Muslim dudes run over there? I can’t tell you how many young lovelies over the years I’ve asked to do the very same thing with about zero success. Maybe I could have improved my success rating with the whip method! Disclaimer if my kids are reading this: your dad sometimes makes things up in a poor attempt to be funny.

What did the bra ever do to Muhammad or Allah? Don’t they realize a fashionably burqua’d young Muslim lass wants to be lifted and separated just like infidel babes in the west? Maybe Muhammad and Allah are really ERA lovin’, bra burnin’, Gloria Steinem worshippin’, leisure-suit wearin’ groovy cats from the 70′s that like ‘em flip-floppin’ around! Somehow I don’t think that’s the case!

Abdullahi Hussein, a student in north Mogadishu, said his elder brother was thrown behind bars when he fought back a man who humiliated their sister by asking her to remove her bra. Well, yeah! You can’t expect a guy to stand around while his sister has to show off the girls to the boob police! Lord only knows what will happen when Islam discovers there’s something called the thong!

AWD wants to help out his Muslim friends and I’ve come up with a few names of 100% genuine, Islam-accepted bras that even Muhammed would shed a tear over:

1. Burqa Boom Booms bra
2. Allah-ta Ta-Ta’s bra
3. Lift, Separate and Explode bra
4. Mountains to Muhammed bra
5. Death to Sagging bra

It still is hard to believe Muslims are taking over Europe. AWD understands there is a massive march of Muslims from all over Englandistan to demand Sharia law and the immediate dumping of all English laws. You know, like the freedom of speech law that allows Muslims to march to London and demand everyone worship Islam and immediately dump English laws? I betcha a bunch of Englishters wake up every day and go, “how the hell did this happen?” We better pay attention on this side of the pond or we’ll have the same thing in a few years. Muslims are savages and they do not believe in liberty. They use our liberty against us. Which makes them an enemy of Americans….except DemonRats.

Here’s the article:

http://www.abigmessage.com/somalia-muslim-women-caned-for-wearing-bras.html