BARACK OBAMA NO SMARTER THAN MIGHTY IGOR!
I’m sure you all remember the Worldwide Wrestling Council of the 1980′s when wrestling was rasslin’. Then I’m sure you’ll also remember the Mighty Igor and his arch rival Dick “The Bulldog” Brower. Igor was the fan choice and Dick the Bulldog was the bad guy. Once in an interview with the inimitable announcer Gordon Solie, the Mighty Igor’s fan club gave him a watch to show their appreciation for their hero. During the interview, Dick the Bulldog…a ring-wise veteran of the squared circle…came on to the set calm and peaceful. Note: that alone rose AWD’s suspicion that something was up. I’m smart like that. So Dick the Bulldog says to Igor, “Igor, I know we’ve had our problems but when I watched your fans give you that watch I was very touched. May I hold it?” Now I know what you’re thinking! You just know Dick the Bulldog is going to stomp that watch into pieces. But Mighty Igor…being the polish sausage-eating naive wrestler as he was…handed over the watch to the Bulldog. And guess what? Dick threw the watch down, stomped it into pieces and then hit Igor in the head with a chair! Interviewer Gordon Solie (the greatest wrestling interviewer of all time!) wept after watching the incident. So did AWD.
Now we have the Taliban in Afghanistan telling Hussein Hopenchange, the naive polish sausage-eating naive President that he is, they will abandon Al-Qaeda if Obama pays them enough worthless American dollars. I know what you’re thinking! But hey, this act has worked for Kim Jong-Il (he’s so ronery!) for decades! Mullah Mutawakkil, once a prisoner of the US in Kandahar before being released and confidant of the one-eyed Taliban leader, Mullah Mohammed Omar (may death be upon him) said:
“If the Taliban fight on and finally became Afghanistan’s government with the help of al-Qaeda, it would then be very difficult to separate them.”
Taliban leaders are looking for guarantees of their personal safety from the US, and a removal of the “bounties” placed on the head of their top commanders. They also want a program for the release of prisoners held at the notorious Bagram US air base in Afghanistan, and at Guantanamo Bay. Oh, and they also want Obama to get dates for their friends!
If America pays up billions of your dollars, the Taliban promise not to allow Afghanistan to be used for an attack on America. Promise. No fingers crossed. Upon hearing that BS, Hopenchange has dispatched numerous top-level socialists from his administration to meet with the mullah. They’re hoping the nationalistic Afghan Taliban would separate from foreign Taliban if given enough money. Well, they didn’t when Mullah Omar (may death be upon him) let bin Laden train inside of Afghanistan in preparation for 9/11! Instead of sending enough men and materiel and killing and blowing up everything that shoots at us..wherever and whenever they shoot at us…Obama wants to buy them off. Maybe if we’re nice they’ll go away! Are liberals really that stupid or is it an act?
I cannot believe that anyone who saw those twin towers come down would even consider saying anything to the Taliban except “make my day!” I guess we’ll have to hit rock bottom with a dirty bomb going off in New York and the Chinese dumping the dollar and food and power shortages and…you get the picture…before America (including the wussypants Republican elite) wakes up! Every day, I am amazed at the naivete, stupidity, or cunning (or all three) of this President.
Oh yeah, one more thing…the Taliban want to see President Obama’s watch.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/6359601/Talibans-Afghan-allies-tell-Barack-Obama-Cut-us-a-deal-and-well-ditch-al-Qaeda.html
Here’s the brilliant Gordon Solie demonstrating his great interviewing techniques:
There is nothing new under the sun. The Romans tried to buy off the Visigoths in 410 AD, and the Vandals in 455 AD. In both cases, Rome was sacked and burned to the ground while hundreds of thousands of Romans were tortured and killed by the invading barbarians. The fact that the Romans had it in coming to them in spades is secondary. The Roman Empire was probably the most vicious, blasphemous, corrupt and decadent civilization in history- next to the Third Reich and the Nazis, of course. At any rate, this is what happens when leaders of countries try to buy off their enemies in the false hope that they’ll leave them alone. Neville Chamberlain tried that with Hitler in 1938: “Here Adolph, you can have Czechoslovakia, and we’ll call it quits”. Less than two years later the sound of the air raid sirens could be heard every night in London, which was under air attack by the Nazi Luftwaffe.
Heads up to Hussein Kenyatta: Muslims will NOT turn WMD into plowshares. You can take that to the bank, towel head.
It is unbelievable to me that I have written the above lines. I thought we won the Cold War in 1991. Guess not. 9/11 was a belated wake-up call, but hey, a whole eight years have passed so that’s ancient history.
Wake up Americans, the top of the hourglass is just about empty.
Spot-on olds.
The Taliban will likely use those billions (while they’re still worth something) to fund al Qaeda and terrorism in general. Maybe they’ll be able to buy a nice suitcase nuke to evaporate New York next time. (Although one could always hope they choose to use it on Washington instead).
They should start with D.C.first,then take out Hollywood,San Francisco and New York!
Snow & Trail:
I’m with you guys: DC first. It may be that we’ll need the Taliban to save us from ourselves. Most Americans have devolved into slack-jawed couch potatoes who would jump off a cliff into the ocean like lemmings if they were told to do so by Balloon Boy.
Sad.
I’m with all of ya but you didn’t go far enough. Let me add a bit. How about DC ……
when they are all there applauding and listening to the POOR state of the union message. Hot dammmmm.
Unrelated but I came across something I felt the need to share:
http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm
Lisa:
When I said “slack-jawed couch potatoes”, I meant it. Your link was too good not to at least get a partial excerpt:
“Big Issue | Financial Standard | Maddo | Pulse | Style | Society
Sunday, June 27, 2004
Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate
Kenyan-born US Senate hopeful, Barrack Obama, appeared set to take over the Illinois Senate seat after his main rival, Jack Ryan, dropped out of the race on Friday night amid a furor over lurid sex club allegations.
The allegations that horrified fellow Republicans and caused his once-promising candidacy to implode in four short days have given Obama a clear lead as Republicans struggled to fetch an alternative.
Ryan’s campaign began to crumble on Monday following the release of embarrassing records from his divorce. In the records, his ex-wife, Boston Public actress Jeri Ryan, said her former husband took her to kinky sex clubs in Paris, New York and New Orleans.”
well no one is perfect right olds?
Until we have the attitude that we are going to kick ass and WIN any war,with strong proactive measures, we will piddle defensively like we did in Korea and Vietnam and a stalemate to our disadvantage will be the best we can expect — —-AS USUAL. Politicians are poor statisticians and even worse at logistics. Let our military do the job they know and the politicians take credit for military success as they have historically demonstrated they know how to do.
ST…
Ditto that!
Unfortunately…not going to see that in my lifetime I fear…and I’m no spring chicken.