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I’ve been pondering potential Dudes of the Week for the past few days and have been drawing a blank. What’s going on when AWD cannot think of a single Dude who has done anything of merit? And our first Dude of the Week was Sarah Palin! My fellow dudes, something is wrong. It’s time we embrace our dudeliness and start running on all 8 cylinders! I’m saying ditch that ‘89 Caravan, toss out the wife’s gay Kenny G CD’s and let’s start enjoying life like men! So ask your wife’s permission to sit back and read AWD’s Dude of the Week post!

I don’t know how much truth was in Mel Gibson’s Braveheart movie but that William Wallace was a real man. Let me tell you something, he wasn’t sweating wearing jeans to the office on casual Friday instead of “business casual” or begging the wife to let him go to the hockey game with his buds next month! No man, he was chopping off heads and slitting throats of Englishters who made the bad mistake of crossing his path! So what if they caught him and chopped off his unit while he was alive! I’m sure he took it like a man and didn’t try to file a sexual harassment suit against King Edward! It’s the stuff people are still talking about 800 years later! We are tame caged animals, boys. We have been trained to not get out of line. Don’t slouch, no laying down rubber, wear your seat belt, attend your company’s BS diversity training and look interested, take out the trash and finish the rest of your chores! There’s no way to really accomplish what guys like Wallace or Washington did! How sad would it be to have this thought on your death bed, “Damn, I wish I’d put it past the red line a little more. I wish I’d run so hard the wheels came off…at least a couple of times instead of worrying about next month’s sales projections or getting the mini-van inspected.” I salute guys like William Wallace and wonder how they’d fare in today’s PC world. Somehow I just can’t see William Wallace stuck in cube hell in some boring office. At least I don’t want to.

So we can’t start a war with England…what can we do? The answer is obvious! We can return this country to the freedoms and liberties envisioned by our Founding Fathers! We can rid ourselves of the human scum killing our great nation. I’m talking about wastes of oxygen like Pelosi, Fwank, Reid, Obama, Specter, McCain, Graham, Snowe, Schumer, Dodd and so many others who are in insult to America! They are not bold patriotic statesmen. They are back-room con artists lining their pockets with taxes taken from ours.

Last night’s election should prove to everyone the power and growing strength of the tea party movement. Only in America can middle-class citizens start with a few voices, grow into a movement and take control over our huge, omnipotent federal government. But that is exactly what is happening. If you want to do something bold, get involved with your local tea party movement. You don’t have to accept the garbage dishonest politicians are trying to shove down our throats. We can return the country to the liberties guaranteed under the Constitution! What’s to lose? Either we live as free men or spend the rest of our lives in prison. Either way, we’re set for life!