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PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE LATEST MALE-BASHING COMMERCIAL
TOM BRADY WITH MAN PURSE. TELLING, VERY TELLING!
Oh, AWD could put one of these up about every three weeks. That seems to be the schedule of releasing the next insulting, male-bashing Progressive Insurance commercial. They seem to be out of creativity in making the man look like a fool. Now they’re using cheap props. In the latest snoozer, the chubby husband is drug by the over-demanding wife..who runs his pathetic life..to shop “as long as it takes” for car insurance. Well, because of Progressive’s supposed technology, Mr. Tubby and his b*tch-ass wife get the answer sooner than they thought! Wow! Great stuff. But then Flo notices the man purse.
First of all, no man should ever own or be in possession of a man-purse unless he is a liberal or a “sensitive guy.” Another reason not to own one is man purses come from Europe, birthplace of homos. Notice the docile, feminine way the wuss in the commercial speaks? If AWD was walking by, I’d be more than tempted to lay an industrial strength, un-sanctioned inverted suplex on Mr. Poofter and tell him to grow a pair and speak up! He should tell his pushy wife there is no %&*# chance he would wear some sissified, homo-looking, European girly man device! Then he should hammer-throw that sumbitch into the next county. Next year, she better find her little snotty ass in Sears buying some Craftsman tools or in a gun shop buying something that goes bang! Man purse! I get so mad I’m about to go heave my laptop bag into my redneck neighbor Neil’s yard across the street!
Flo wrote AWD after I criticized her one time in an earlier post. She said she was a conservative but the director of the commercials was a pillow-biter and hired all his poofter friends and she didn’t have any control. I realize this is probably a good gig for Flo but damn! Isn’t it time to go squash that little green Englishter lizard at Geico and save Geico 15% by keeping their annoying commercials off the air! At least Geico could let the Cavemen eat the little green varmint! I tell you, with homos and man-purses and little green lizards and that annoying AFLAC duck I’d love to stomp with cleats…it is getting where AWD can’t watch a football game in peace anymore! Crap! I think I just squashed Neil’s little yapper dog with my laptop bag!
Any self respecting man would never be caught with a “man purse”. If you do, you’re a little bitch. Your mancard will be revoked and you will be forced into the next gay pride parade wearing a tutu, lime green hot pants, fairy wings, and a pink shirt with pooper popper on the front. If you wish to regain your mancard, there will be years of rehab. You will be forced to watch all full contact sports, drink man drinks, no mixed fruity drinks, bitch slapped at any point something fruity is said, rebuild small blocks, shoot large caliber firearms, be a damn MAN.
Even my wife says this “guy” is light in the loafers.
“Then he should hammer-throw that sumbitch into the next county”- AWD
Hahahaha! I just visualized that.
AWD,
Thanks!..for the laugh,on what has otherwise been,a sorry bitch of a weekend.
Hillbilly Jack
Sorry AWD, that’s not a man-purse. That’s called a “diaper bag”. When you have a child that wears diapers, you put them in it and zip it up. If they start screaming, it comes with a pad that you wrap them in that’s supposed to muffle the sound, but it doesn’t work that well. The good news is, that it slides well on hard floors, so you can kick it about 50 yards away if you’re talking to a woman that’s not your wife.
On an unrelated note, my oldest daughter is having trouble with math. And spelling. And reading.
Is the kid’s name Spalding by chance?
Her name is Wilson, why do you ask? On an unrelated note, everyone has to have seen this by now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk
AWD, why haven’t you done a post on this? The comedic potential nearly makes my head explode! It already made my poor daughter, Wilson, unable to use nouns, but that’s a different story.
Oh come on AWD…dontcha know that’s a European-Shoulder-Bag…as he signals with his eyes.
I’ve been more than disgusted since day one of seeing this…and that’s been a few weeks back now.
Nothing like wussifying men, especially white men…the msm advertizing business love it.
AWD:
Truly nauseating. What is “Flo” dressed up as: a nurse in an impotency lab, or a lab worker in Area 51? The entire backgrond looks incredibly septic and eerie, somewhat like a lab in a hospital. What’s the subliminal message here: that if you DON’T buy their g-ddamn insurance you’re headed for either chemo or impotency for life?! Although, truth be told, I wouldn’t touch that homo’s wife with a ten-foot pole.
And what’s with “Flo’s” bright red lipstick: that if you DO buy their g-ddamn insurance Flo will put a lip-lock on your love muscle until you, too, begin to Flo(w)?
Death AND Sex brought to you by the perverts from Progressive.
AWD,
I carry a “murse”. But it doubles as a tactical holster. ‘Nuff said.
lol, I’m so guilty I have a leather bag I use sometimes but I’m still not secure enough to take it anywhere besides to and from my car or to friends. I never go into a store with it. I’m nearsighted so I have 2 pairs of expensive eye glasses, a cell phone, lighter, overnight little toothbrush, emergency medicine (I’m a heart patient), flashlight, knife, MP3 player, headphones, 1,000,000 volt stun gun… I’ll be using it soon to hold a handgun when I get a license to carry. I live in Texas and it’s usually so hot I can’t find enough pocket’s for what I need to carry. Good thing about winter is I can carry everything in a jacket so the bag isn’t that necessary. I also have a larger one I use for my netbook. Oh well, can’t please everyone got to please yourself.
I have a man bag, but I like to refer to it as a Tactical Messenger Bag. It’s made by UTG and has lots of room for all kinds of stuff; food, water, XD40, spare mags, iPod, knives, phone, wallet w/ carry permit, psp (yea, i’m a gamer, so what?), camera, etc etc etc.
Y’all have a great week.d
I believe Jerry Seinfeld referred to his as a:
“European Men’s Carry All”
The think the “European” part says it all.
The perfect way to get rid of these White-male bashing commercials?
Simply inform the “Rainbow Coalition” or some other multi-culti media watchdog group that there are too many “white-faces” in these major corporate spots. If they don’t start using more black-male actors then they’ll have a minority (majority?) boycott on their hands.
What’s wrong with the duck? I loved him and Yogi at the barber shop.
Ya know I’m having a rather shitty time in this recession. Some days it’s hard to keep going. The joys of life are few lately. Because of this, I am extra appreciative of things that bring a smile or a chuckle to me. AWD, you’ve filled the void again. “man purses come from Europe, birthplace of homos.” That is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read. Thanks!!
man purse = fag bag unless it is carrying a weapon then its a holster.
Tom, the video is unkind to those men. They have a condition identified by Doctor Spas , an ardent, Islam doctor, He named it “Spas Tic”.
He believes the basic cause is from wearing oil soaked rags on one’s head.
You’ve got me laughing misterb…
I would think the Islam Doc would name the bag The Jihad Carrying Case.
Brady’s a ploof
KH…
‘Metro-sexual’ ‘Uberman’…so PC dontcha know!
Hi
Off topic but worth a look. It sure looks like BlackDonalds is attracting the fine clients they reach out to with that 365black website of theirs.
No more macs for me!
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1257211219/Los_Angeles_Asshole_Punches_a_Teenage_Girl_At_McDonalds
Messiah~
What in the #$%!*#+ hell is happening to this country…
…and the people just standing there doing nothing, and the gal/guy moving up to take her places in line as if it’s her lucky day.
This world is beyond sick…I don’t know what will ever be done to right all that is wrong with this nation at this point….I’m at a loss sometimes.
I know one thing…I am angry.
My manpurse contains condoms, whiskey and a Ramones cd, let the good times roll m***f***.
Recent male bashing up close and personal: I was outside this evening fixing my kids 4 wheeler when one of my wife’s friends came over. She asked what I was doing, which I replied “I’m putting on a new wheel/tire on the kids atv and thought I’d lube the front end while I had the wheels off.” She said if that were her husband he wouldn’t know what to and would probably break it more. It was probably playful banter, but is this really what this woman thinks of her husband? If my wife said something like that, she’d be wearing sunglasses for a while
j/k!!
Hey 2dogs…
I understand exactly where you’re coming from…but I would hope you’re wife wouldn’t be wearing sunglasses for a week…something like that may land you in jail and cost you more than any week….if ya know what I mean.
..wow…just,wow…
..a ‘beta’ male at his finest,eh?
..when did regular old wallets go out of style?..ffs..I’m keeping mine.
The only things I ever sling over my shoulder pack some serious punch..not any ‘man-makeup’..lmfao!
uh ooh…who the hell am I going to roll with when the s**t hits the fan in this Country….looks like i’ll need more ammo..
Ah the Progressive male bashing commercial. Sexism at it finest.
First. These commercials are created because there is no price to pay because of male bashing. Now female and minority bashing would generate a penalty. But since its men, its ok. Its SAFE.
Second. Television is not a reflection of real life. Most men do not look like the bufoon in this commercial, and would not carry that stupid looking bag anywhere.
Third. Notice that the men who are being bashed usually are:
-Overweight
-Need a shave
-They are morons
And the women are:
-Brave
-Thin
-Smart
-Control the bufoon
And to 2dogs,
I understand what you are talking about. It seems that women bash thier own husbands without even thinking how they may feel if they heard them. And if they did, some men are so brainwashed that they would laugh with their wife like assholes. And the fact that they say it in such a impulsive way tells me that they must say those type of things alot.
But they dont have to worry beacause its safe.
TwoDogs257:
“She asked what I was doing, which I replied “I’m putting on a new wheel/tire on the kids atv and thought I’d lube the front end while I had the wheels off.”
Next time she engages you in playful banter, offer to give HER a front end lube job!
That guy needs to go on a stictly raw meat and gunpowder diet. Then maybe he’d be able to tell his little womern to find some other half sissy to carry around that stupid purse.
Tough guys whining about a commercial. Classic! Love it!
what man actually agrees to play a part like that in a commercial? someone without self respect, that’s who. Money is one thing, pride is another, if those two get blurry, you’re done.
You are all gross bigots.
Sam, you’re a useless troll. If you can’t express more intelligence in your comments, don’t waste our time!
AWD
Sam,
when I asked you to spy out AWD, I didn’t mean for you to go so far back in time.
PS My man purse is made from genuine crockoflies–it opens on the left side only.