CAN GEICO MAKE ME HATE THEM MORE?
ANGRY WHITE DUDE'S FANTASY!
Angry White Dude has a Geico commercial forced on me every 1.3 minutes telling me that I can save up to 15% on my car insurance with Geico with one of their crass commercials. Has it ever occurred to Geico they could put 15% on their bottom line if they’d cut out the same crass commercials? First of all, AWD sets a new global thumb speed record by hitting the mute button every time I see that annoying little green Englishter lizard and his goofus boss. The lizard’s temp is much preferred because he just hisses and eats your mints but doesn’t subject us to 30 seconds of a Cockney assault on your ears! The Cavemen were OK for the first commercial, then we were subjected to 3 years of ever-offended Cave dudes every time they saw a Geico commercial…which is every 1.3 minutes. Hey, maybe the Cavemen are Muslims…they’re hairy and offended by western television! Next we may see the Cavemen blowing up a bowling alley and the green lizard in a burqa. Do Muslims drive yet? Don’t know if they have cars in the 7th century.
Now we have the most annoying commercial of all time being shown perpetually by Geico. I’m talking, of course, about the southern, trailer-trash pot hole. I guess in Geico’s world…if Cavemen can be PO’ed and a green Englishter lizard can sell car insurance, why not bring on a redneck pot-hole? I recently bettered my “mute button speed world record” avoiding the redneck pot hole commercial to .00143 nanoseconds! See if you can beat that! Here’s a clue…don’t even try, Junior!
Ha! I thought I was the only one who hit the mute everytime those annoying Geico commercials come on. And a close second and third are the commercials for gold, and comercial for Sandals with the kid singing “today I want to go swimming with the dolphins”. Maybe a shark will swallow the kid and we can be done with it.
Keep up the great job blogging! And buy stamps from your local post office this Christmas season!
Chris
Chris, there’s only one post office good enough for AWD…and you know where it is! Take care my friend.
AWD
o no…
sounds like that stupid bit#ch
Lizzie Cook that I hear on my sat radio….Outlaw Country.. MOjo Nixon, will you execute that bit#h on air for us???
The same stupid bitch that told me i should be cool, and let bho take charge..
O no, Lizzie, hope thats your voice and they shove asphalt down your throat..
sorry. awd, i’m half lit and i don’t give a s#it..
peace, love, dove,
and .45′s to you all
Mikey
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The 3 is for The Man
On a related topic, white man as dumb shit: How do you like the commercial with Charlie Sheen and Michael Jordan, where Sheen is so eager to impress Airhead that he wrecks his BMW as he tries to show off his new underwear?
Mark, yes, I’ve thought about writing about that one. I don’t understand why a movie star would be so obsessed with impressing Michael Jordan. The commercial doesn’t make any sense.
AWD
Carlos Irwin Estevez(aka Charlie Sheen),that doesn’t sound like the given/surname name of any “white” man that I know..?
“White” as traditionally defined in America,does not include all caucasians.
Obviously Ramon Estevez(aka Martin Sheen understood this when he took on his stage name.)
The Estevez/Sheen family are of mixed Spanish/Irish blood,I wonder what they consider themselves to be in regards to LaRaza…Hmmm?
Strange..? how only us “whites” who have a solid Nordic/Celtic/Germanic ancestry are denied an “ethnic bolthole” in which to run,when being “white” in America is not convenient or no longer advantageous.
Pat,I would like to buy a hyphen please!
Hillbilly Jack
No wonder we are losing the country,we don’t even have the courage to identify ourselves anymore.
HillBillyJack:
What about the Anglo-Saxons, dammit? Am I now part of another damned minority also?!
On a lighter note, Hussein Osama announced that he will not pardon the White House turkey this year. Instead, he will don traditional black muslim executioner dress and be-head 72 bound and gagged turkeys in the Rose Garden this Thursday morning.
PITA has announced that they will not protest the planned Thanksgiving Day massacre, as BHO was born in Kenya, and as such, has certain tribal rights not available to American citizens.
“What about the Anglo-Saxons, dammit?” – Olds442
Hehe!
The Anglo-Saxon people are linguistically germanic.
England derives it’s name from the Angles(Anglo),a germanic tribe.
So relax Olds,your covered.
Hillbilly Jack
I agree about the GEICO Ads. I listen to radio and I turn them off. There is something called oversaturation and GEICO has me so angered I would not use the insurance for free. They are a despicable company that treats the consumer as dumbasses. They even are so low to have flyovers. A freaking auto insurance company having flyovers, to divert drivers to look up? Are they freaking kidding me? GO AWAY GEICO!