NANCY PELOSI THINKS AMERICANS WANT SECOND STIMULUS

NANCY PELOSI - NOT VERY BRIGHT..ACTUALLY VERY STUPID
Nancy Pelosi is the result of living in Washington and San Francisco. Lord knows how her mind works, if at all. One thing we do know is it doesn’t work on facts, logic or reason. Her brain works on liberalism…or emotion. Just because Nancy wants stupid ideas to work doesn’t mean they have the slightest chance of working. She reminds me of Jim Carrey’s character Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber with the unattainable girl:
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!*
The first Stimulus bill is a total failure with only a handful of jobs being created at the costs of hundreds of thousands of dollars each! Pelosi recognizes Americans are angry with what the DemonRats have done to the economy. She said on a conference call last week:
“The American people have an anger about the growth of the deficit because they’re not getting anything for it. … If somebody has the idea that the percentage of GDP of what our national debt is will go up a bit, but they will now — and their neighbors and their children — will have jobs, I think they could absorb that, and then we ride it out and bring money in.”
Actually Nancy, the American people are getting something from the Stimulus Bill…..SCREWED! In true Pelosi non-thinking fashion, she’s ready to jump right in on another borrowing and wasting second stimulus plan! AWD wonders if Pelosi realizes if the first $878 billion Stimulus Bill had done what she said it would, we would need no second Stimulus bill. Why should we trust the monumentally stupid? The dollar is tanking more each day and the DemonRats want to borrow or print more money from our grandchildren to try and hide their incompetence! Pelosi went on to ridiculously blather:
“But I think if anybody is asking the public, ‘Would you rather have a job or the percentage of GDP of our national debt would go up a little bit?’ I think that everybody wants a job.”
Wrong again Stretch! Not everyone wants a job. With lucrative welfare, public housing, food stamps and unemployment provided by taxpayers having their earnings forcefully taken from them by corrupt DemonRats, there are millions who don’t want jobs..or need them! Ask anyone in Detroilet! What Americans DO want is competent economic policy in Washington…something the DemonRats have shown to be incapable of providing! As California is experiencing, there comes a day when you cannot borrow another dime. You can print wildly as Obama is currently doing but inflation will come as surely as Rosie O’Donnell to a half-price Chinese buffet.
AWD keeps wondering if elected officials can really be that stupid? Then he thinks of Pelosi, Reid and Obama and realizes they have no idea how to improve the economy. They believe they can continue to tax the producers to give to the moochers and solve America’s financial problems. Sadly, we are seeing the results of the naive, stupid policies of libtardism. So Pelosi and Hopenchange want another stimulus? Would they also like to add a few more rounds to the chamber while they play political Russian roulette? Go ahead, kill the DemonRatic party and make our day!

I got something out of the last stimulus, I went out and bought a new Springfield XD-45 Tactical and 4 spare magazines…
If those dumb bastards are stupid enough to send us a check like that again, I’m going to buy the wife and XD-40 Sub Compact…
Might as well put going broke to good use!
I want mine in Chinese Yuan…so I can pay off my part of our debt.
..idiots,I swear.
By this point, I want another stimulus. I’m scared that nothing will be learned from this experiment if the country isn’t driven head first into a brick wall. Go Obama, go Pelosi, go Reid! Do it right!