TIGER WOODS OPEN POST
THE HAPPY COUPLE?
Well, the story sounded strange from the get go. I mean, Tiger Woods leaving his house at 2:45 in the a.m. to drive into a fire hydrant and tree? And his wife getting him out of the car with a golf club by breaking out the window? Sounds to AWD like Tiger was trying to make a get-away after he got himself caught night-putting with some tour hoochie-mama and his wife was chasing him out of the mansion with a 9-iron! Whodathunk Tiger Woods would have been out “hiking the Appalachians” like Governor Sanford of South Carolina?? At least he didn’t use tour funds like the good Governor!
Not too much going on these days and AWD wanted to give the dudes a time to sound off. I don’t know about you but I’m about overdosed on turkey and leftovers from Thanksgiving. But it’s been a few great days with great football. Thank goodness tomorrow is Sunday and gives me another day before going back to work! Anyway, take it away and let’s hear what’s on your minds.
Sounds like Tiger got caught using his ‘putter’ on the wrong green. Why would any man not be happy with such a gorgeous wife at home… don’t understand it. Like my son reminded me a few days ago: ‘Mother, people have sex’. Yep, I guess they do. Wonder if this will tarnish his image or cause him to lose sponsors?
Looks like ‘Ol ‘Tige got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, heeheehee!
Rule #1; If ya play, ya gotta pay…..Or don’t get caught!
It seems that OJ also had a hankerin’ for a white blond, who now is six feet underground.
Advice to Mrs. Tiger Woods- hire yourself an aggressive attorney and call it quits while you can still live to talk about it. There are loads of straight, white men out there that would marry you in a minute.
Remember, you can take Tiger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of Tiger.
Even if Tiger WAS cheating, there is never an excuse for domestic violence. Lots of attorneys would take her case on contingency
Johnny Anger – I most definitely agree with you. Domestic violence is never justified.
Any bets on whether or not this whack-job(no pun intended)gets charged with domestic violence??
Highly doubtful
Tiger needs some strange tail once in a while, the “first wife” should just deal with it.
A Driver does a better job when breaking out the windows of your hubby’s Escalade.
Leatherneck, Detective AWD believes Tiger’s wife broke out the window after she knocked him out as a cover story. His airbags didn’t go off so his speed was less than 33 mph. Who gets knocked out for 6 minutes from a 33 mph crash? But you CAN get knocked out for 6 minutes with a 7 iron upside the head!
AWD
Very tabloidish, AWD.
I think 80% of the news consumers knew that this story was BS when they read/heard that the wife used a golf club to break the back window out to “save” him after a fender bender during the course of backing out of his driveway.
I saw a picture of the “other woman.” I was not surprised that she was white or blonde (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but I was surprised that she looked kinda like a tranny.
CBC, it’s a slow news week..lol. Hey, the question is do you think they will bring Tiger’s wife up on hate crime charges if found guilty of knocking him out with a golf club???
AWD
Olds442 says: There are loads of straight, white men out there that would marry you in a minute.
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Not now, that is some tainted stuff, damaged goods, and that is some stuff that NEVER washes off…
Hmmmm. Well, if a woman is angry enough to attack her spouse and his car with a golf club, she’s very likely angry enough to use profanity, use racial slurs, insults about his mother, insults about his lovemaking skills, etc.
Yep, it’s a hate crime all right. Eric Holder should be all over this!
Texas Fred:
“Not now, that is some tainted stuff, damaged goods, and that is some stuff that NEVER washes off…”
Unfortunately, that did not stop Ron Goldman, RIP (the last reported sexual partner of Nicole Brown).