DR. PEPPER’S WHITE AND FATHER BASHING COMMERCIALS
GENE, HOW LOW HAVE YOU FALLEN?
You wanted the best, you got the best! The hottest band in the world with a bass player who has a smart-assed kid with no talent….KISS! Dr. Pepper has launched a new series of commercials that not only bash males, they also bash white fathers. Here’s the one with Gene Simmons of KISS:
I know parents love their children and want to help them. But if you’re a rock god in the guise of a demon vampire with a 9 inch tongue, you don’t need your bratty kid correcting you on how to pronounce the name of the band you started 35 years ago! It’s humiliating is what it is! Children should respect their parents! When I was a kid, my parents told me “children should be seen, not heard.” I tried to remember that saying whenever I could unchain myself from the wall in our basement.
This commercial was a bad move on Gene’s part. I mean what are those babes sitting around Gene supposed to think? The rock demon taking lip off his skinny kid? Maybe Gene should start singing, “I wanna rock and roll all night, but my kid won’t let me out of the house.” I would recommend Gene get up, tell Jr. to get a job, and give him a slap for disrespecting his father. If further inclined, Gene might spit fire on his kid and melt his face! After this commercial, Gene might want to consider hanging up the dragon boots and codpiece! I hear Linda Ronstadt is looking for a bass player.
Gene’s commercial shows he has not taught his kid to respect his elders. The next Dr. Pepper commercial is more predictable. It shows black rapper (scientific name: rapperious felonius negroidus) Dr. Dre (yee-uhh!) shoving the white wigger MC (scientific name: douche baggerous erectus) away from the turntable to show how a true professional MC does it. Notice nobody is dancing while DJ Douche Bag is spinning disks and he looks like a fool writing in contortions. Dr. Dre pushes MC Douche Bag aside, puts a can of Dr. Pepper on the turntable, slows it down and in an instant the dance floor is packed! Just like magic! I knew Dr. Dre would know just what to do! Trust him, he says, he’s a doctor (yee-uhh!). Here’s the commercial:
So that’s the secret to being a MC? Putting a soda can on the record? Yee-uhh! I’m not sure if AWD can think of a job that requires less talent than rapping. Perhaps being a Hollywood actor is one since many rappers are in movies but very few actors are rappers. This commercial goes out of it’s way to show the black Dr. Dre is cool while white DJ Douche Bag is a…..well, douche bag. I don’t have any of Dr. Dre’s rap songs but I imagine if I did I would find a bunch of stolen recorded music with filthy lyrics about violence, bitches and ho’s, drugs and such. How exciting! I think I’m gonna throw my hands in the air and party like I just don’t care! Yeee-uhh!
So Dr. Pepper not only follows the overdone route of the stupid white guy with the cool black guy, they now have gone the route of the child humiliating the parent. Hell, maybe Gene Simmons should forget about Linda Ronstadt and try his hand at rapping. Yee-uhh!
@Cyd, you are speaking totally out of ignorance, while I was being sarcastic. My in-laws are Jewish, but are required to list as white in census information. It is stupid to think that religious or regional differences constitute race in the U.S. You have never seen a selection for Jewish on a race form have you? NO
@Cyd, Are you asininely trying to say that Jews or the Israeli people are the primary culprit in the “world’s mess?”
Cyanide Cyd:
A Jewish gene? The only Jewish jean I know is Levi’s, ass-bite. I guess you think that if Iran’s plans for the destruction of Israel would take place, G-d forbid, then things like 9/11, Ft. Hood, etc., would never happen, and that the one billion muslims in the world would stop making their claims that America is Satan and would become our best buddies.
It’s too late for you. The Kool-Aid has permanently destroyed the cognitive portion of your brain.
To use your in-law’s vernacular; Oi Vey! Your naivety regarding this issue is astounding and you are what the scientific community calls “biased”.
I guess you think that if Iran’s plans for the destruction of Israel would take place, G-d forbid, then things like 9/11, Ft. Hood, etc., would never happen, and that the one billion muslims in the world would stop making their claims that America is Satan and would become our best buddies.
Strawman. It does not have to be either/or.
Also, if you do not know anything about science and genetics, do not attempt ridicule. No one said anything about a single Jewish gene, except you. What was said is they genetically cluster separate from Europeans when assaying multiple single-nucleotide polymorphisms or SNPs for short.
Judaism is a religion!
Hebrews(and other Semites)are a people!
Let us not confuse the spiritual and the physical.
Hillbilly Jack
Cyd:
“Strawman. It does not have to be either/or.”
Cowardly lion: if it does not have to be either/or, then why are you ragging on Israel?
if it does not have to be either/or, then why are you ragging on Israel?
Because it can and is both.
Why am I ragging on Israel? That is for you to research on your own and come to your own realizations. You have your work cut out for you, it appears.
http://www.occidentaldissent.com/
CydVicious:
No thanks. I’m not interested in taking another course in Anti-Semitism 101. Been there, done that. It’s BS, and we both know it.
You’re a new kid here on the block, and you don’t know me. I could chew you up and spit you out and you wouldn’t even know what hit you. I’ve too old to play childish games with kiddie storm-troopers. Grow up and get a doctorate in American History, like I did thirty years ago, and then get back to me.
Cyd,
I stand for Israel and probably for reasons that don’t appeal to you or you are too “biased” to believe. It is true, you can rag on Israel, but to me and most Christians, it just makes you look hateful and ignorant of the history of God’s people.
Hey Cyd!
The following happened just last night, off the coast of LEBANON, on the open seas, with just night vision cameras to guide the Israeli helicopter rescue teams:
“Condition of Rescued Ukranian Sailors Improves
Reported: 08:59 AM – Dec/13/09
IsraelNN.com)
The condition of the Ukrainian sailors rescued off the Lebanese coast by IDF troops has improved, doctors said. The sailors were aboard a sinking ship that was on its way from Greece to Israel, and sank off the coast near Tyre, Lebanon.
Several of the sailors were admitted to an Israeli hospital in critical condition, but they are now listed as stable and improving, and are likely to be released during the day.”
Where were the Lebanese and Syrian rescue teams, muslim lover?
I will bless them that bless you and curse them that curse you, and in you shall all the families of the earth be blessed. Genesis 12:03
Spoken to Abraham. The second part of the sentence refers to Christ. Yes, Jesus was a Jew.
I see, to the responses above. Well, to some, multiculturalism is a “religion” too. Egalitarianism is a “religion”. Racial equality, despite the mountainous evidence to the contrary that is ignored by the leftards, is a religion. You all are the same, just further along the same spectrum.
This Israel, chosen ones and all other bullcrap is another form of brain washing, as it does require of the believer a fair amount of “faith”. So, without being capable of critical thinking, do not lecture me on what is and is not.
I find it quite funny that people here rail against this and that against the white man yet are rigid in your reasoning to avoid looking at the true possible causes to our plight. I am not a “youngster”, nor am I uneducated. Quite the contrary, so do not give me some stock lines about not knowing what I am speaking of. I have spent a good decade researching this bullshit and, unfortunately for your chosen ones, the road always ends up right at their doorstep. I do not care whether anyone here believes it or not, but what I am certain of is that without being honest about the cause of ANY problem, a solution will never come.
Cyd, What left leaning nazi asinine anti-sematic propaganda hoohaa are you using to blame the Jews?
Maybe you aren’t a youngster, maybe you’re just “juvenile” in your thinking. I was hoping that you were just young to justify your ignorance.
Since I’m not capable of critical thinking, why don’t you “school” me.
What have got against the Chosen Ones?
Cyd
Thank you for your contributions here. I, like I have seen from most people here, can enjoy and learn from people with whom I disagree. Although I need the encouragement and emotional sustenance of mostly like-minded people. For me, believing the Jews are God’s chosen people is just that: believing. It is a matter of faith. I am a Christian by choice. The Bible, which I, again, choose to believe to be God’s word, states the Jews are blessed above all others; and we should honor that place.
I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too? Kiss is the salt to my pepper! Bit*h slap the kid and play me a tune. The rap crap should be credited to Dre. He knows his rap crap like the back of his gangsta hand.
Right on about the Charlie Sheen ads, they’re awful! The Kiss/ Dr. Pepper thing looks innocuous enough though. It’s just the old intergenerational take that’s been going on since forever, all the more humorous because Dad’s a star.
rumor has it mr. simmons denounced his citizenship… for a few bucks. hmmm… so as he’s spouting off how he admires our troops and all his usual b.s. maybe he can explain why his citizenship is worth a good tax write off? we’re waiting mr. makebigmouth. i’d call him douche bag but i think moneybags works better. nick is a talentless asshole… imagine in a few years after his inflated ego has grown out of control like his daddy’s. can you spell entitled no-talent ‘wanker’? i knew you could. out-
Demean every black idea that surfaces