AMERICA BLOCKING HIDDEN IMAM OPEN POST
IRON SHEIK - COULD EASILY PASS FOR HIDDEN MAHDI
Those Muslim cats can definitely lay some crazy talk on you. Industrial strength crazy talk, man. Iran’s wackjob president Ahmadinijad said he has proof the United States is blocking the return of the Hidden Mahdi…the savior of the world. Well, AWD has news for President Ahamdinwackjob…sounds like you need to find yourself another savior if the US can just block him! You’re Hidden Mahdi savior is definitely a second or third rate Mahdi. No offense! Hell, he might just be the Iron Sheik from the old wrestling days. Ahmadinijad said of the United States:
“They have devised all these plans to prevent the coming of the Hidden Imam because they know that the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming and will be the supporters of his rule.”
Ummm…ok. Whatever. This is the guy Obama is content to let have a nuclear weapon! If we had a decent CIA, we could just send over the Iron Sheik to say he’s the Hidden Imam and tell the Iranians he hates nuclear weapons. He could also challenge Ahmadinejad to a Texas rope match, loser leave town. I mean, who could refuse the Hidden Imam…who at that time would be known as the In Plain Sight Imam. The In Plain Sight Imam could also say that all that Islam stuff is really quite tedious and Allah just said to forget about all that. Could work! Can’t be any worse than a bunch of nuclear armed, religious fanatics sitting around waiting for a guy who could be running a 7-11 in Toledo for all we know.
On to the open post. AWD didn’t comment on the Duke of Douche Baggery Harry Reid comparing Republican’s opposition to Obama Care as support for slavery. Notice he didn’t include the few DemonRats opposing ObamaCare in his slavery supporting numbers. Also, the Copenhagen Global Warming screw-job is going on. Not one person attending that meeting is worth the air it takes to keep them alive. Football bowl predictions, college basketball smack talk (no NBA, please) or any other thing that you want to express to the millions of AWD readers!
Also, AWD was a little disappointed nobody caught my witty writing the other night (you had to look real hard) on the post on Global Warming and all the limos and private jets except my 17 year old son. In the post, I included some of the celebrities involved in the GW movement. Here’s what I wrote about Thom Yorke:
Thom Yorke – He is the singer for the band Radiohead. He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo. What the hell does he know about anything but looking like a girl just like the rest of his band.
This is the only version I could find that allowed embedding so I apologize for the Spanish subtitles. Yeah, I really value Thom Yorke’s opinions on the science of Global Warming. Still a pretty good song for what passes as music these days.
AWD–I caught the reference (that was one of my favorite songs back in the day) but failed to acknowledge it–I don’t want to keep on giving you mad props for fear it will go to your head!
Did I just say “mad props”?
PS, any chance of a Photoshop of the Iron Sheik giving Iwannajihad the Camel Clutch?
RedStater….so you say….lol.
That’s my story & I’m sticking to it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9psdw86uAUg&feature=related
Since you gave me an opening –
Roll Tide Roll!!!
Thanks, that felt good.
THIS JUST IN FROM FOXNEWS:
“In an informal press conference held today for reporters on Air Force One heading to Copenhagen with the president, Hussein Obama was quoted as saying, “I am the Hidden Mahdi, and I’m calling the shots from here on in. If you guys don’t like it, tough sh-t. And since Tiger has been nice enough to send me several of his women for my harem, lay off of his ass or I’ll have you beheaded. DO YOU HEAR ME?!”
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said, “It’s true, George Soros told me that Hussein is the Hidden Mahdi. And by the way, there will be no Christmas tree on the White House lawn this year.”
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid could not be reached for comment”.
AWD,
Don’t think that we don’t see the wittiness in your writing. I, like NYC, fret about giving you an ego that would cause you to not associate with those of us out here that are not endowed with your awesome and sometimes caustic, but always spellbinding wit.
Mr. 442, just to be sure, this article you mentioned, this is just jest, is it not? Have to be careful, cause this is something I have been expecting for a time now.
AWD,
Since you touched on it very briefly there I thought everyone might enjoy this short rant about the global warming fraud by Alfonzo Rachael. BTW, if you don’t watch him on PJTV or youtube, you should. Andrew Klavan and Steven Crowder are entertaining and kick it back in the libtards face in a manner that would make AWD proud, I think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHS12zh2c6U&feature=player_embedded
I just read this great article:
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2009/12/41-greatest-generation.html
Here’s a football scenario. Texas beats Bama (huh?), and TCU beats Boise St. Then to settle the winner of the unbeatens have the match in the Cowboy stadium-since nobody in the rest of country would care. A real Texas shoot out. In my dreams.
Big Red even though I graduated from UT in Austin (67) I think Bama will roll after Texas’ showing against Neb. Bama is just too good.
Bear Bryant is up in heaven smiling down on the Tide. Would make a bet but you’d have to give me 20 points.
Cryhavoc, I wouldn’t be asking for too many points. It all depends on which team shows up for both. Bama looked pretty beatable against Auburn. I think it will be close and I think the Horns will prevail.
AWD
I just heard this from Limbaugh “Hoax and Change”
The dude with the towel wrapped around his head looks like Geraldo Rivera.
I want Boise St to win. Would be great for the WAC.
Madalyn
Madalyn…I want Boise to win as well!
I was glad to see Bammer beat the Gators.
I had a great day football wise on Sunday as well…for a change.
Lisa…I heard that as well from El Rushbo…still listening to him as I’m working around here.
I also saw somewhere yesterday the term ‘Hoaxenhagen’…which I dearly love!
Big, can’t pull against TCU since they’re close by but I wouldn’t cry to see BSU win. I’m on fire about what I wrote about Hillary’s pollster payoff a few minutes ago! These people need to go to jail!
AWD
AWD…
I’ll be checking it out…eagerly.
In the middle of baking, once done, will be on the board, which I’m looking forward to catching up with all the info on the net today etc….and of course, especially here.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey Stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred – forgive.
Free your mind from worries – most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.
The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
MR 442, You are truly a man of wisdom. Great moral. Too bad we don’t all learn from stories like these.
R&R:
Thanks. Just trying to keep busy. Shop’s been kind of quiet lately. The FoxNews story was written BEFORE the actual event, which will be sometime next week. Stay tuned.
…here’s a disaster..our poor Country
http://cohort11.americanobserver.net/latoyaegwuekwe/multimediafinal.html
Nice one(s) Olds! Sadly, you’re faux Fox News story isn’t that far off the mark.
Paradox….that’s a great link…it also fits our huge county well.
o442…
I had that in my email a few years back…it is refreshing to read again…nothing has changed since then, in fact worse in this country…when will they ever learn?
Well conversation is slowing down so it must be time for a joke. I hope all the females that visit this site can handle jokes.
Want to Really Feel Like a Woman???
Only a Southern man can make you feel like a real woman.
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, “I’m too young to die,” she cried. Then she yelled, “If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Florida stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped… Then, he spoke…
“Iron this — and then get me a beer.”
RocknRoll, funny but are there any Southern men in Florida? lol.
AWD
Not many left AWD. We’re slowly becoming a Cuban state run retirement home. I have considered moving to Texas because I heard they need real southern men to help with the fence around the state when they secede. (I’ve tried to spell that right 3 times and can’t make it work)
rnr….You’ve got me laughing!
Night to all my brethren Scots…and all else.
Catch up when I can tomorrow.
RocknRoll, conservatives are always welcome in TX. I’m not originally from Texas but I got here as fast as I could.
AWD
I’ve driven through TX many times on my way to CA where my significant other is from. So most of the time I spend my day in TX in a sleep deprived haze. I can make the trip in less than 40 hours.
OK, now that everyone is asleep, I can slip in a few more jokes.
Disclaimer – I am not a male chauvanist pig, I love my female. Its just jokes.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t…there’s a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for?
It’s Braille for “suck here,”
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
Men, how do you get a woman to argue with you?
Say something…
Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares! What’s she doing out of the kitchen?
Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
My man, if the Imam is a chick, you’re in deep trouble.
Blueman, LOL, in actuality, I presently am in the possession of the greatest woman on the face of the earth and I do not deserve her.
Look at this! They want Bush back!!!!!!
Bush ahead of Walks on Water in the polls…I’m still LMAO!
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/wow-poll-finds-44-want-bush-back-over-obama.html
Berkeley sending COAT HANGERS!
I’m seeing RED!
I know, I know, consider the source.
What friggin’ soulless people.
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/berkeley-city-council-sends-coat-hangers-to-members-of-congress-to-protest-obamacares-abortion-restr.html
bigtimer,
I’m sorry, I didn’t see that you had already posted this. I agree with you completely. Anyone who does this sort of thing deserves to be put on Obama’s health care plan. I am so mad my a** cheeks are raw.
Look everyone, they just want to kill you…heck, the blind leading the blind.
Fools all!
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/norway-everyone-look-whats-that-cool-spiral-light-show-in-the-sky-russia-actually-we-were-testfiring.html
rock…
You want to get madder, more sickened?
Take a gander at this…
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/12/planned-parenthood-thats-not-a-baby-growing-inside-you-or-anything-like-that.html
bigtimer, am I ignorant or what, don’t we have detection systems for missles like this?
As far as the human baby is concerned, it is a baby and it is alive from the moment of conception. These people are sicker than sick. Its murder with special circumstances in my opinion.