PORTLAND TO OPEN HIP-HOP HIGH SCHOOL – FO SHIZZLE!
Bomp-chee-bomp bomp chee
Git yo’self to da Hip Hop school
Pants of da ass, act like a fool!
No actin’ white, dat’s how it goes
Chillin’ with lots of bitches and hos!
You learn to rob and git da goods
And get more ho’s than Tiger Woods!
Bomp-chee-bomp bomp chee
Wassup white devils? DJ AWD in da hooouuusse! Yo yo! Know whut I’m sayin?
Portland School Board has approved a charter school that highlights hip hop music (or whatever it is) and culture (or lack thereof). The Board voted unanimous in favor of the school that will attract chirrens who are not working out too well in the white devil schools. You know, where dey be trippin’ and actin’ white….sheeeeeut! I didn’t know Oregon had that many homies.
KOMO News in Portland reported:
The new school’s director, Erica Jayasuriya, says its mission is to prepare students to be successful in society while engaging them through the recording arts that include hip-hop music, dance, spoken word and art.
The study of hip hop has proven to prepare millions of black children and wiggers for the daily rigors of responsible American adults. Employers nationwide are eager to attract new employees who cannot read, speak in unintelligible English laced with profanity, wear pants below their asses and…well you get the idea. I wonder when Portland will begin the Pro Athletics High School? That will cover the two acceptable career paths available for American black children. Heaven forbid they gain an education on math, science, civics and English! No white school gonna hold down dem G’s! In keeping, AWD-Dog would like to help with the upcoming curriculum of Hip Hop High School with these suggestions:
- Introduction to Prison
- Quantitative analysis of bitches vs. ho’s
- Blank Verse and Iambic Pentameter of Tupac Shakur’s freestyle
- Negro, please! Ways to prove your blackness
- Wiggers, friends or foes?
- Maff – addin’, subtractin’ and sh*t
- Crime or Welfare, which is better? Or bof of ‘em!
- Methodologies on how to disappear from baby mamas
- Modern art appreciation – Graffiti of the masters
- Fashion 101 – Three must have items – chains, team jerseys and baggy-ass pants
- The Race Card – perfect the art of playin’ it playah!
- Sh*t, Negro, Dayum! Dispute Resolution for African Americans
- Kwanzaa – how to create your own afro-centric holiday
Everyone in Portland should be outraged by the hip hop school. Black parents should be the most outraged. What an insult to be told a fake curriculum must be created based on misogyny, violence and animalistic behavior to educate black youths. My guess is each attendee at Hip Hop High School will be a trouble making thug who has no interest in education. They will most likely be from a broken home and I’d also venture on public assistance. They will learn nothing of substance at the school and will end up following the sad cycle of young, poor, uneducated black youth. Welfare, crime and incarceration.
School is not for entertainment. Schools areto teach and prepare children in becoming productive members of society. Hip Hop high is an insult to education. I’m sure the school board in Portland is filled with pinheaded liberals. This is just another reason why responsible adults must be involved in their local schools!
One last thought, I wonder if the Board would fund a charter school for Eurocentric studies? A school where white authors, white composers, etc. are studied and children were not deluged with Maya Angelou, Malcom X and Kwanzaa? Nahhhh, that would be racist!
Here’s the link to the article:
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/79385652.html#idc-container

You know, I’ve seen some black folk on TV talk about how blacks need to try and pursue other avenues of success rather than sports or rap. This certainly seems like the way to go, huh? Man, nothing much surprises me anymore.
I do have a feeling, however, that this may go about as well as Ebonics.
Dang, I think I just thought of how I’m gonna make my millions. Selling grills in the parking lot…of course.
As an African American I am appalled! Glad I don’t live in the State of Oregon if I did I wouldn’t let my niece or nephew attend such a blatantly racist Hip Hop School. I’m no fan of HipHop.
This isn’t cultural sensitivity this is dooming African American Children to failure and mediocrity!
This kind of crap is implying Black Children aren’t smart enough to do well in school nor grasp the concepts needed to succeed.
Plump, I’m glad you find this as offensive as I. Your last two sentences are indicative of what liberals believe about blacks. Unfortunately, so many live down to liberal’s expectations. Thanks for your comments.
AWD
“This kind of crap is implying Black Children aren’t smart enough to do well in school nor grasp the concepts needed to succeed.”
And affirmative action accomplishes what?
Here’s something that involves race but is a bit more light-hearted. It’s pretty funny! I stumbled on this through somebody’s Google Reader:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM
Hilarious!
Straight up my brutha…I gotz to axe you? You playin’ me?
More range time!
Blistered, out!
Rob, hilarious video.
Im_Angry: AA accomplishes the reinforcement of negative blacks stereotypes by putting underqualified blacks in positions they don’t deserve. One hears “blacks are stupid”, takes a gander at their fellow coworkers who are AA hires, and sees nothing to disagree with. Merit over skin color. Wasn’t this MLK’s dream? Why do lefties fear meritocracy so much? Oh yes: “disparate impact.” The conservative answer would do much more to end racism than otherwise, but this is not the lefty agenda. They wish to exploit racial tension. All part of the plan to take out this great nation.
PlumPuddin’–glad you see the light. Spread the word!!!
This just in from FoxNews:
“Former head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State, Colin Powell, has agreed to become the principal of the the nation’s first hip-hop high school in Portland, Oregon. Powell was in Harlem today celebrating Shazamm (or whatever you call it) with Tiger Woods and congregants of the St. Malcohm X Church. Afterwards, Powell told reporters, “Dis sho iz da right job fo’ me! I’ze be gittin’ me sum prime-time in wid sum fine youn’ black ho’s”!.
@Plum,
As a Caucasian-American, I highly respect your attitude. Being black in America should not insinuate that you are under-educated or violent but as long as blacks push that attitude, it will prevail in the minds of most other races. Here is an article that reflects your attitude and when blacks reach a concensus for these beliefs, black will reach the goals that you wish for yourself and your children.
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jphillips/2009/12/21/king-of-the-blacks/#more-283126
P.S. Another thing that would help greatly would be the ending of the use of hyphenated -American titles and the abolishment of affirmative action.
“Everything in the world is purchased by labor.” – David Hume-18th century Scottish philosopher,economist,historian
Do any of you suppose the above quote will be included in the curriculum of “Hip Hop High”?
If taught at all,I’m sure it will be spun by the DJs(teachers)like this:
“Everything in the world is purchased by THEIR labor.”
Boomshakalaka!
Hillbilly Jack
Plumpuddin:
I’m also glad you can see right through that hogwash aND I say….. “This kind of crap is implying Black Children aren’t smart enough to do well in school nor grasp the concepts needed to succeed”
and that’s exactly where the libberpukes want to keep them. Keep speaking out my friend and I WOULD gladly help you but I would be called a “racist” if I did.
How DO you come up with this stuff!! Great, hilarious and spot on! Merry Christmas my friend.
Hip Hop is an art form? Really? Seriously? To borrow the famous words of a South Carolina senator, “You lie”! How many times can the same lyrics and bass beats be recycled? Sheesh!
Robden, Merry Christmas to you to my old friend! Think AWD could make a living being a professional writer? lol. Call me when you can.
AWD
AWD,
You is bad makin mok of me. I be goin to tell the massa’ on you.
I need to rest now my bruvva, I havin trouble breevin I gots so mad..
Jonquillia and Dauntbecrool tol me you wuz a racist.
It’s almos chrismas if I dare
I gonna put the rap on prison fare
I think the sheriff, he don’t care
He give us all ping unnerwear
In his tent city I tries to vanish
I the only one who can’t speak Spanish
Those alien guys is so clannish
It’s them guys that we should banish
So, listen all you younkers
Move yo ass outta them bunkers
Get a schoolin and don be punkers
Ridin around in stolen junkers
Cause that honky man be sayin the truth
You be wastin all your youth
Enny fool can live uncouth
An wind up here in a prison booth
So hoist em up
Cover that ol crack
Speak English not city black
For that honky man has marked the track
To move up boy, don live in a shack
For when school credits you collect
Yo whole life you gonna affect
And to good jobs you will connect
You gonna wind up wif respect
So don be a jerk like me
Get some schoolin then you’ll see
That maybe you and ol honky
Can some day live in harmony.
I talked it over with the homeboys, L’Trine and Ne’Farious. They hipped me to this from the Boston Globe:
“Do you realize that the leading killer of young black males is young black males?” asked Secretary of Health and Human Services Louis Sullivan 16 years ago. “As a black man and a father of three, this really shakes me to the core of my being.”
From Georgia Congressman John Lewis, a veteran of the civil rights movement, came a similar cry of anguish. “Nothing in the long history of blacks in America,” he lamented in 1994, “suggests the terrible destruction blacks are visiting upon each other today.”
Happily, crime rates have declined from their 1990s peak. But it remains that the worst destruction in black America is self-inflicted.
In a new study, the Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics confirms once again that almost half the people murdered in the United States each year are black, and 93 percent of black homicide victims are killed by someone of their own race. (For white homicide victims, the figure is 85 percent.) In other words, of the estimated 8,000 African-American murdered in 2005, more than 7,400 were cut down by other African-Americans. Though blacks account for just one-eighth of the US population, the BJS reports, they are six times more likely than whites to be victimized by homicide – and seven times more likely to commit homicide.*
*Note: The BJS reports that blacks are seven times more likely to commit murder than other Americans. This includes all murders committed by whites, Hispanics, and others. When the large Hispanic component is removed, the black murder rate is approximately nine times higher than whites.
HipHop High School
by
The RamonesSnake OilerHip, hip, hip, hip, hiphop high school
Well I don’t care about history
Hip, hip, hiphop high school
Just give me another forty of Old ‘E’
Hip, hip, hiphop high school
I just want to lay down some rap
I just want to bust some caps
Hip, hip, hip, hip hiphop high school
Well the playah’s and ho’s out there really have it made
Hip, hip, hiphop high school
Cruisin’ around in their Escalades
Hip, hip, hiphop high school
I shot at the teachers and the principal
Didn’t wanna be taught not to be no fool
Hip, hip, hip, hip, hiphop high school
Hip, hip, hip, hip, hiphop high school
Can’t do anymore. Just keep repeating, remember, it’s a Ramones song anyway.
I wished I could have read a handful of the comments that were on the KOMO site…oh well, I betcha they weren’t all in favor of this whatsoever…then again, it is the left coast to me…sad what we are all witnessing,let alone infuriating…to put it mildly.
Snake Oiler,
I propose that “Rapper’s Delight” from the Sugarhill Gang,be the(I can’t bring myself to call it a school)official rap.
What say you?
Hillbilly Jack
Hillbilly Jack – You’re a bad man! I had to do some quick research. It was about as long as War and Peace. I did get a surprise when I saw that Nile Edwards and Bernard Rodgers (Chic) actually wrote it. Agreed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeFoS40l4wc
Blueman – That was that was “Omazing”. Thanks for the link.
Ha–”Omazing” is right! Why did no one pan that camera around to get the reaction from the crowd?!
Honestly I don’t see much difference between this school and most of today’s public schools. Probably only difference will be that less Socialism will be taught at it. We all know that RAPPERS and HIP HOP ARTISTS are GOOD CAPITALIST!?.
Unf*!%ingbelievable! Seriously, when are white people going to wake up and smell what’s burning? When will we crack down on all those wiggers who fuel the hip hop industry? After all, white kids are the ones purchasing the most rap music. I hate to say it, but sometimes I can’t help but think that we deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth. After all, we do absolutely nothing in the face of our dispossession. If we aren’t willing to stand up for ourselves (which would entail stopping this hip hop outrage), then how can we get angry at non-whites for their aggression towards us? We teach others how to treat us.
Aw hell, all they want to do is be more like Detroilet!
You’ve got that right, tazzmax! The inner city of Motor City already looks about like the way it was depicted in Robocop.
Now, let me first say that I’m not racist and I have friends that are black and Hispanic and it makes no difference to me. However, I think that in some cases, black people tend to be more racist than white people. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?