THE LEFTIST LIZARD, SEND HIM HOME!

Guess who is back to being a conservative again? None other than the Arizona Leftist Lizard John McCain! He is tied in the polls back home in Arizona with former Congressman J.D. Hayworth…who has not yet even announced a run for Arizona’s Senate seat. But it’s election time and time for Juan McPain to move hard to the right for RINO Supreme John McCain. How stupid does he think people are? Does his demented, evil mind think people cannot remember 14 months ago?

McCain is the epitome of RINO, big-tent, moderate, everybody’s a Republican Republicanism. How has that worked? Pretty much a total disaster. McCain fancies himself as a maverick. What he is, is a Democrat. He was possibly the worst Presidential candidate in history after teaming with disgusting Mike Hucksterbee to derail Romney in 2008. Here’s an excerpt from one of his radio ads:

“I stand in his way every day. If I get a bruise or two knocking some sense into heads in Washington, so be it.”

Yeah, you’ve really slowed Obama and Reid down all right Juan! What head has McCain knocked? I mean really? Certainly not “his good friends” on the other side of the aisle! Maybe he’s knocked heads with some lobbyist who was late with a payment or a trip to the Caribbean. He’s certainly knocked heads with conservatism. Small children have been trampled when they found themselves between Captain Lizard and a mainstream media television camera.

His radio ads go on to say:

“He’s lived through a battle or two, vanquished many a foe,” a narrator says of the retired Navy pilot and admiral’s son who spent five and a half years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam. “But perhaps no battle in our lifetime is more vital than the one John McCain fights now… a battle to save America, save our jobs…

“John McCain is leading the fight against President Obama every day.”

Where was he during the campaign when we poor, uneducated conservatives were scared sh*tless about Hussein Hopenchange’s radical ideology? McCain was busy castigating us at his campaign stops saying, “Barack Obama is a good man and would make a good President.” Hey, Juan, you passed the test. Nobody accused you of being a racist. Congratulations, you still have your weekly gig at Meet the Press! Since McCain obviously can’t judge character (having none himself) I believe we are much better with Obama. Short term, it hurts like crazy but long term we will rid ourselves of big-spending libtards and worthless RINOs like McCain. At least Obama has motivated conservatives!

One last thing. I am so tired of hearing about McCain’s Viet Nam experience. Whatever political capital he gained from that has long ago been used up. I appreciate every soldier’s contributions and sacrifices, including McCain’s, but it doesn’t give them the right to drill a hole in me. In Viet Nam, McCain may have been a good guy…although accounts vary. But since Viet Nam, he is a total scumbag. No more points for Viet Nam. Maybe it will matter to the Mexicans you have allowed to flood our country unchecked!

I implore the good people of Arizona to rid our nation of this Democrat con man. John McCain is the problem in Washington. He is the enabler of liberals! It is time to bring the Leftist Lizard home!