AWD’s on his way to Miami. No not for the Super Bowl! It’s for @#&* work! Don’t get me wrong, I’m blessed to have my job as I don’t fancy living under a bridge to be as much fun as they say. Hey, I know! Maybe Uncle Hopenchange would take me into his warm embrace and shower me with unending unemployment payments, food stamps and all manner of government assistance from the wallets of my working neighbors. However, don’t fear! AWD is pleased to announce that he is now able to live off the earnings from the Angry White Dude website! In Zimbabwe! Because you unstylish waterheads are only buying about 1.2 AWD t shirts per month, I’ve been forced to contact Robert Mugabe about the possibility of creating the National Association for the Advancement of Poor White People down in the big Z! While waiting on word from Mugabe, AWD will be forced to keep operating on brains to feed the bulldog.

Time for a full contact, ole time smackdown open post! Potential topics are the National Tea Party which has the mainstream media in a tizzy trying to decide how to ridicule the movement, Obama’s poll numbers being upside down with more voters now viewing him unfavorably than favorably (even with automatic black support), who will win the Super Bowl today in Miami (where AWD will NOT be), or who cares? You might weigh in on what should be done with Iran after AhMADinijad has publicly approved the higher enrichment of uranium. Hint: Booom!

The other day, AWD was at the club with his fellow brain surgeons discussing the paradoxical trends in the management of
unruptured cerebral aneurysms when the topic of the greatest professional wrestler of all time came up. After much sentient, cognitive deliberation, AWD’s’ selection was made.

That’s right! To be the man, you gotta beat the man! Woooooo!