“WE NOT RICH LIKE Y’ALL” – VOICE MAIL FROM OBAMA VOTER
Saturday, November 22, 2008
OBAMA GONNA PAY OUR BILLS!
Below is a voice mail sent from a Negro woman whose bank was calling to repossess her car. How dare that bank wanting to be paid back on that loan!! The audacity of white people! This whitey bank be trippin’ if dey think that this sistah gon pay for dat fly hoopty (automobile..for you whiteys). But the Negro woman knows something about some good times ahead since Obama was elected.
Thanks to Robocop for sending me this enlightening information!
Listen to this….it shouldn’t surprise anyone:
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AWD–This is not the first evidence I have seen or heard about how on January 20, 2009 the second Miracle of Cana will occur. Obama will multiply the loaves and fishes. Everyone’s cupboard will be filled. All boats will be lifted on a tide that carries with it an abundance of free food from the sea and free wine from the vineyard. All praise to the Messiah.
The only thing that will not be lifted is the average IQ of the Obamaliever. The let down is going to be severe and possible damaging.
Nonetheless, I choose to be a believer. I am going to wait until the inauguration. Then I will go to the service station for my free gas and the Super Market for my free groceries.
But, I am no fool. I am not going to quit my job until January 19, 2009.
Words of wisdom from MisterBill! I won’t give up my 9-5 until the 19th either. Obama is going to take care of us all…or is it only black people??
AWD
help…he’s gotta take care of me…i need gas for the boat…how are me and my “yo” gonna catch them founders
Mikey, you need to be out giggin’ them founders! Save your gas and the environment for Obama!
AWD
Misterbill is correct; the let down is going to be severe and possibly damaging. It is amazing the ability of the average idiot to delude themselves.
At the risk of beiing offensive, (Y’all know I owuld never do that—riiiiiggght!),
the picture AWD posted reminded me that I have seen the menu for the Inaugural Ball. Fried chicken, mashed sweet potato grits, Pork rinds and watermelon.
I admit that the above could be called racism. But I don’t give a shit–it’s meant as humor and if your sweet little skin is so thin it bothers y’all–sobeit!
Bill, you are a racist and a “hater!” Shame!
Heh, I heard the same sorta thing the day after the election. But not only is he gonna bail them out of debt, but he’s going to get them reinstated at our office where they’ve been dismissed for never showing up for their FREE dental care.
That has got to be one helluva rabbit Obama has up his sleeve if he’s gonna pull all that off.
I have a feeling there are going to be some sorely disappoint folks next year- and not just the folks that didn’t vote for him.
Snigs, here will be the playbook, the first two years, Bush will be blamed for everything. The second two years will be the “obstructionist Republicans” who don’t want “change” will be blamed. It will never be the Dims fault and a lapdog media will make sure of that.
AWD
This is truly priceless. And this is the precise thing that I was worried about; the black community all the sudden feeling entitled to everything now that Obama is going to be our president.
HAHAHA…. thats funny. Like as if they haven’t had that “entitled” attitude all along. Its only going to get worse.
Gibe me DAT! NOW!
I do hope they are sorely disappointed. I hope they are outraged when they find out Obama isn’t going to give them a free ride any more than they have now. If he does, there are going to be a lot of white conservatives who will have something to say, and do about it.
p.s. that photo made my gut turn. Would ANY man, even one who hasn’t had sex in like a decade want to “get” wit dat?
{puke}
HOLY SHEEPCHIT BATMAN!!! Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!!!
Misterbill and all, here in Texas we like Fried chicken, mashed sweet potato grits, Pork rinds and watermelon. That aint the fat lady’s problem… hell, if the car repo man wants to catch her all he needs to do is wait a few hours at the drive-thru at McDonalds and listen for “I’ll have 5 King sized fries with my 6 big macs and 4 quarter pounders. In fact, if the bank has any sense, they’ll make a deal with Mickey’Dees and do a comission gig since it’s their car that is the only way she’ll get her fat lazy ass there.
Mike C – the wet spot???
Good Lord, what if I find it????
Play the music, she’ll do the Welfare Waddle for you!
To the tune of “Ain’t she sweet, see her waddle down the street”.
HILarious! Yeah, not supposed to be, but hey. And, I am laughing at the comments as I could NOT hear the voicemail. Why is that? what IS the trick to it???
Anne, I think it depends what browser you use. I use Firefox and had to save it. I think Explorer opens it up. Try saving it and then opening it. Thanks
AWD
Misterbill, it will probably end up like a can of slime… remember that green gooey stuff that used to come in a can?
Mike–thanks I will have to lobotomize myself to purge that thought!!!!!!
Mr. AWD, first have A Wonderful Day for Thanksgiving.
I have a major doubt about the fawning comments the new President is getting for his selection of Cabinet and senior officials. The media are all about how centrist they are and that he is not going to be the ultra liberal that he was in his Senate career and in his life of ‘organizing’ and hobnobbing with terrorist advocates. My take is that once in elected office it is all about re-election. By setting up a cast of not so liberal types, he will have plenty of advocates selling the not so liberal side of his actions to the press and of course the mainstream media will eat this up and ogle over how reasonable he is. In the meantime, the actual impact of his programs will cost us money, higher taxes, greater debt, more government regulation, and less national security. To me this will turn into the classic ‘rope a dope’. He still unabashedly opposed the war, he still wants to spread the wealth and where is he getting the money to pay for his version of new bailouts and protecting poorly made decisions by homeowners?. Stay tuned and you will see his anti capitalist actions sold as ‘changing with the times’ when in fact they will be socialistic and hard to turn around..
RD, happy Thanksgiving to you and your family too! Excellent points about our newly elected Savior. Obama is a mile wide and an inch thin. Welcome to the AWD family! We’ll be looking for more great comments.
AWD
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SURE ARE-I WONDER IF THAT STUPID BLACK LOSER IN FLORIDA GONNA DO WHEN SHE FINDS OUT COMMIE OBAMA ISNT GOING TO PAY FOR HER GAS OR HER “MORTGAGE”? THAT STUPID BROAD PROBABLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT A MORTGAGE IS. SHES BEEN GETTING WE THE WHITE TAXPAYER TO PICK UP HER BILL ALL ALONG.
BY THE WAY GUYS- I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT FAT LIKELY AIDS INFESTED THING WITH GEORGE SOROS TWEETER.
HOLY BATMAN…WTF this is insane..and YES that was what I was afraid of … I like Obama as a individual…..But the mindset of the bottom feaders is Horrible
I have just moved from South Africa to the USA. Guess What?
The black dudes in SA are still blaming the white dudes for everything under the sun and they have been running SA now for almost 15 years!
Nah, its easier just to blame the whitey’s
As an African American male, I am glad, no PROUD, to say, that I did not, and could never have voted for Obama. I believe he is a socialist and a liar, and a puppet for the Dems. I am offended that any black person would think that he is suddenly supposed to look out for us, (black people). As president, he should be for ALL people in our country. I say this in hopes of making some of you who are on this racist tyraid, understand that there are a number of African Americans who are conservative, and are not at all happy with this election, which I do believe was truly stolen. No, the pic up top was not even necessary! Black people who see Obama as some kind of messiah, are in for a real let down. I agree with you. But don’t think we ALL are separatists! Just something to think about. Peace!
Cary, bless you! Thanks for your post and we hope to hear from you again. I hope you’ll communicate your wisdom to others in the black community.
AWD
I AM A WHITE WOMAN AND I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I VOTED FOR OBAMA AND HE IS MY PRESIDENT IF MCCAIN WOULD HAVE WON IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUR MORE YEARS OF DEPRESSION AND HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD IN 6 MONTHS AT HIS AGE AND HEALTH STATUS PEOPLE NEED TO LET GO AND ACCEPT IT HE’S THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY ONE MORE THING WHAT DID BUSH DO FOR OUR COUNTRY BESIDES MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE A**!?!
F the negroes. That’s what it all comes down to at the end of the day. Thanks for nothing Lincoln.
I hear that in some states you can change your gender on your birth cirtificate now. Well, why not race??? I’m thinkin’ of changing to negro so I won’t have to work in the cotton fields once the new stimulus bill becomes law… tomorrow.
You don’t really expect a serious response, do y’aaaaal?