DID YOU CALL IN “GAY” TODAY FROM WORK?
Today was NOT the day to call in sick! Today homosexual activists encouraged all homosexuals to stay home from work to show everyone just how valuable homosexuals are to society. So if you called in sick today, don’t be surprised if you get potpourri from the Office Santa this year. From all reports, the event didn’t do too well for homosexual activists. The Angry White Dude loves a day off. I have joked that I would even welcome a Malcolm X day if it would get me a day off from operating on people’s brains. This type of protest was done a while back with Latinos protesting and staying away from work for a day to show their contributions to society. The result was that grass grew an extra day, cars weren’t stolen but spray paint sales did drop dramatically! Joking, mostly.
If society really wants to see who is valuable to society, we should have a white man call in sick day. Think of it, it would look like Christmas day when virtually everything is closed. But do white men get any credit for doing the bulk of the work and paying the bulk of the bills? Hell no.
Here’s an article if you’re interested in reading about this….I know you’re not going to read it but I’ll post it anyway:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081211/D9506RO81.html


Ha! Too effin funny!
I was really hopping they could have a “gay century”. Just call in sick forever. Its ok by me.