You gotta love the Democrats. Well, actually, no you don’t. They’re pretty despicable and nearly as despicable as Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and the rest of the Republican Establishment sell-outs. But the Dims are the gift that just doesn’t stop giving. If getting a whole hell of a lot of stupid is your thing!
Vice President Joe Biden, America’s first openly retarded politician, is announcing his candidacy for the Democrat nomination in 2022. Don’t tell him.
The NY Post reports Biden saying:
“I’m going to run in 2020. For president. So, uh, what the hell, man.”
Yes, I suppose running for President beats eating crayons in Delaware. And the White House has its own bowling alley! Wheeeee!
Biden, who escaped from his cage to speak to the press, is perhaps the most moronic political figure in American history. And that is exactly what the Democrats need after nominating America’s most corrupt political figure in history! What’s in store for the Dims in 2024? The biggest serial killer in American history?
Joe Biden would certainly be a new low for the Democrats. And that is a pretty deep low. Biden will be 78 in 2020, with the mind of a 7 year old. If his mental progress continues, that is.
Biden has assembled a pre-campaign team and here are some possible campaign slogans they are considering:
- Biden 2022 – Tan, Rested, and Retarded!
- John Bilden in 2020!
- Biden – Forget Hope And Change! Doped And Deranged!
- Honest Joe – Too Dumb To Be A Crook!
- Joe Biden – No Pantsuits, No Cankles, No Crap!
- Biden – He Will Grope America’s Enemies! And Then Their Wives and Daughters!
- Biden 2020 – A Crayon In Every Pot!
Here’s Joe Biden getting his creepy grope on. He may be as creepy as Bubba Clintoon! This guy actually believes he’s a charmer while he’s actually a disgusting moron.
Here’s a compilation of Biden’s wisdom when he’s not licking the windows on his VP limousine:
Before you Republicans laugh too hard, just remember this. The GOP wanted El Jeb Bush.