Tired of the wussitude of the Republican Party? Tired of voting for Democrats like McCain and Romney? Don’t trust Donald Trump? Think the GOP Establishment will put out a hit on Ted Cruz? Do you believe America is going the way of Englandistan and other unwashed European hellholes? If so, you’ve found your big, sexy man! You can now relax your worried melons, my friends!
Angry White Dude is tossing his Resistol into the ring to be the forty-somethingest President of the United States. And to celebrate the big announcement, AWD and his campaign staff are releasing a Angry White Dude for President t shirt.
I figure that if Joe Biden can do it, how hard can it really be?
This new AWD t shirt will set your apart from your fellow gun-clinging, right wing extremists as a politically savvy, supa-sexy love beast who knows his way around the voting booth. And the bedroom/boudor! You will turn your next Tea Party meeting into a T&A meeting when you roll in wearing this t shirt proudly proclaiming to the world that you support the Big Sexy for President!
Some of AWDs campaign slogan choices so far are:
- AWD for POTUS – More Hell Than a Little Bit!
- The Big Sexy for Prez – A Gun In Every Pot!
- Angry White Dude – Tan, Rested, and Sexy
- AWD in ’16 – Give Testosterone A Chance!
- Vote for AWD – He Won’t Take Sh*t From Mezcans or Fuzzy Little Foreigners!
- AWD Is The One – Dozens of Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Can’t Be Wrong!
- Angry White Dude for President – Why The Hell Not?
So peel off that gay little Gap outfit (manly hint: never call your clothes an outfit) your wife dresses you up in, put on some boots and jeans topped off with a Angry White Dude for President t shirt and you’ll get more chicks than Bubba Clinton. Or even Hillary! Only better looking.
Plus, by buying this shirt you’ll support AWD’s campaign to save this great republic. Do I have to do everything by myself! Well OK then! Here’s the link to buy your t shirt or 5. Be the first in your trailer park to own AWD’s newest t shirt. And more importantly, get laid.