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ANGRY WHITE DUDE POST ‘FAVORITED’ OVER 100,000 TIMES!

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As y’all well know, AWD is not one to brag. But William Shakespeare was recently quoted saying “I wisheth I could write good sh*tteth liketh el Biggus Sexius!” Well, Bill, first you’ll need to learn to stop writing like an Englishter and learn to write like an American. And quit using all them Englishtery words nobody understands! I crappeth thee negative!

AWD’s recent post DALLAS POLICE SHOOT UNARMED WHITE MAN – WHITE TEXANS PROTEST BY GOING TO WORK has gotten more traffic than Michael Moore’s fridge, if possible. As of today, that post has been ‘favorited’ over 105,000 times by fans of top quality literary sh*t. I should drunk blog more often.

Like I said, I’m not one to brag or anything about my complete sexiness and awesomeness. But it’s difficult to hide literary genius for long. The accolades are already coming in. Here’s one:

tweet of the day

Here’s another:

twitter death threat

Apparently, not everyone appreciates quality literature and sh*t. Actually, I think HERR Tasty is RedStater’s twitter name.

So let’s take this opportunity to congratulate me for what one person said was the best thing ever written on the inter web net. Well, OK, it was me that said that but it’s still a pretty good piece, no? Better than anything at Little Green Gayballs!

And for that, by the power vested in me by me, I am naming me the AWD Dude of the Week! I’m going to give myself a brand new AWD tshirt! Two sizes too small to show off my six pack.

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19 Comments

  1. Congratulations AWD that’s awesome. I bow to your greatness and sh!t! 🙂

  2. Genius at work!

    • Big, that would be you!! I’ll know I have made it as a blogger when I consistently get the number of comments you receive! You’re the best!

      awd

  3. Spurwing Plover

    Off topic but remember schools opening again soon and with it comes the NEA and Dept of Brainwashing(Education)as well as Michealles Big Brother manidated lunch prigram

  4. AWD don’t you mean 12 pack??? But your right it was a great tweet

  5. Dayum Dude 100,000? You can almost be considered 10% viral now!

    Hey Dude out of curiosity just how many illegal aliens are working in your digital sweatshop pushing that ‘like’ button?

    I’m so happy for ya, I think I’ll go loot and burn, Sanjay Patel’s Piggly Wiggly convenience store, down on the corner 😉 Just kidding Brah!

    Remember children,

    Hands off, Don’t steal

    works better than

    Hands up, Don’t shoot… Every time!

  6. AWD
    Like they always say the sh-t—- er cream always rises to the top

  7. twolaneflash

    Thy truth doth ring loudly, like a Liberty Bell. More Bell, sir!

    As I told my children, work is a blessing, not a curse.

  8. David in SC

    Yeehiii!
    Baby moving on up
    To the east side
    To deluxe apartment
    In the skyyyy
    Baby moving in up,,,
    I finally got a piece
    Of the pieeeee,,,

  9. Gotta give it to you, Dude…. The “Dallas Police” article was a stroke of satiric comic genius. I have forwarded it all over the world (literally). The article’s cutting satire perfectly stated the position of a thinking white man’s perspective on how ghetto culture is rotting this country.

  10. Spurwing Plover

    That’s becuase it was a white person getting shot and the media sharks and vultures were not interested no blood and carrion for them to feast on

  11. Dude….

    The DALLAS POLICE post is without a doubt the best piece of interweb writing I have read in a long, long time…you ACTUALLY deserve to be self-congratulatory….you also have my thanks for using humorous satire to provoke thought in us lesser intellectually blessed….IMHO you are the premier word smith of the internet.

  12. Great accomplishment, AWD!

    Oh, hey… I know you have, but have you heard if the Angry White Imam has weighed in on the ISIS situation yet? I’m sure Obama hasn’t been off the golf course long enough to do anything about those goat humpers.

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