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HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

HEINEKEN BEER USES 12 YEAR OLD BOY TO SELL BEER IN STUPID COMMERCIAL

AWD has seen this stupid Heineken beer commercial several times recently on the free movie channel (refuse to pay for socialist HBO): Is this the best that Heineken can do? I mean, other than using a under nourished 12 year old boy in the commercial, who writes this sh*t? This commercial is so ridiculously awful in every way, I wouldn’t drink a Heineken if I was stuck on an island[Read More…]

I HAVEN'T SEEN A BLACK MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE FOR YEARS!

MCDONALDS TO INSTALL COMPUTER ORDERING SYSTEMS! NO $15 AN HOUR!

Congratulations liberals! You’ve freed thousands from minimum wage McJobs. And put them on McWelfare! But that’s what you McDo, isn’t it, libs? The problem with liberals is they function primarily in emotion and a keen ability to ignore reality. They have been trained by their college professors (most of whom teach because they can’t earn a living in the real world) that there is always more of someone else’s money[Read More…]

ISIS IS NOT AMERICA’S FIGHT. YET

ISIS IS NOT AMERICA’S FIGHT. YET

It’s difficult to watch the daily atrocities from the savages in ISIS in the Middle East. ISIS is rapidly taking control of large swaths of Syria and Iraq. They destroy everything in sight. ISIS is without a doubt the most evil organization we have seen in fifty years. As difficult as it is to watch ISIS growing in power and slaughtering innocents by the thousands, ISIS is not America’s fight.[Read More…]

HI DAD! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO EXPLODE!

MUSLIM MEN WHO MASTURBATE TO HAVE PREGNANT HANDS IN PARADISE!

A Muslim cleric recently said on television that Muslim men who masturbate will have pregnant hands in the next life and have to raise their hand offspring. Well, they got that going for them! Which is nice. I think. Imam Muhammad al-Handjobi said: ‘One [saying] states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its[Read More…]

REMEMBER OUR FALLEN HEROES

REMEMBER OUR FALLEN HEROES

It’s sad that we as a nation only recognize our fallen soldiers on one day. The families of soldiers who have given their tomorrows for our todays live a hell few of us thankfully will ever know. I believe the worst pain a parent can feel is to bury their children. The parents and families of every soldier must consider that possibility when their son, daughter, husband or wife is[Read More…]

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

BOY SCOUTS AND GIRL SCOUTS SHOULD JUST CHANGE SIDES!

It’s so confusing being a man/woman/trangender/bisexual/trisexual/quadrophenia these days! Everybody wants to be something they ain’t! Except for me, of course. But the rules keep changing to suit the demands of the freakazoids. And the America where AWD grew up is getting smaller in the rear view mirror of our gay little Smart Cars. Last week, the Girl Scouts said they would allow boys who think they are girls to join.[Read More…]

SOMETHING’S FISHY ABOUT THE WACO BIKER SHOOTING POLICE REPORTING

SOMETHING’S FISHY ABOUT THE WACO BIKER SHOOTING POLICE REPORTING

AWD has been waiting a few days before writing about the Waco biker shootings that left 9 motorcycle riders dead. At first glance after listening to initial Waco Police reports, a bunch of biker thugs killed each other over some turf battle. At second glance, not so fast there! What first got AWD’s spidey sense tingling was the fact that the police arrested over 170 bikers who were each held[Read More…]

WILL VOTER FRAUD WIN THE 2016 ELECTION FOR DEMOCRATS?

WILL VOTER FRAUD WIN THE 2016 ELECTION FOR DEMOCRATS?

As Hillary is up to her ankles wading through scandal after scandal, she is remarkably quiet these days. It has been nearly a month since the Democrat frontrunner has spoken with the press. Or roughly the time it takes her husband to bang 1,000 hoochies. She and her team seem to be very relaxed as the Republicans begin their primary campaigns. Why could that be? Rand Paul, Marco Rubio and[Read More…]

"AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SAY....."

AWD IS SOOOO SHOCKED GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS IS A CLINTON HACK!

This is a story as shocking as finding Michael Moore likes putting butter on his Oreos! Or Whoopi Goldberg is ugly all day! Or Janeane Garofalo doesn’t bathe! Or Barack Obama has a jones for Reggie Love. If anyone is surprised that George Stephanopoulos is a Clintoon hack, they are as they say in Bahston “wicked retaaahded.” And the only people THAT wicked retaaahded are all employed in the Mainstream[Read More…]

"PUT ON SOME BOB MARLEY"

THE POPE SMOKES DOPE! CALLS MAHMOUD ABBAS “ANGEL OF PEACE”

This Pope. Man, they pulled a real winner this time! I guess Al Sharpton wasn’t available. Pope Francis is the Barack Obama of religion. Every leftist belief at some time will dribble out of Francis’ pie hole before he takes that long Popemobile ride to his 72 virgins. Or is that the other little fuzzy guys who like to explode who get the virgins? It’s so hard to tell them[Read More…]

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD WISHES A HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD is kind of an innovator. I’m going to change saying Happy Mothers Day to just HMD. That way, it will be a secret between us who honor our mothers on Mother’s Day. So HMD, y’all! Oh, hell to the yeah, baybah! And I’m going to make a hashtag for Mother’s Day. Know what it’s going to be? #hmd. I’m an innovator. AWD wishes every mother (not muthas, you goat[Read More…]

CLASS. THY NAME IS NOT MICHELLE OBAMA!

MUSEUMS ARE NOT THE REASON BLACKS DON’T ATTEND MUSEUMS, MICHELLE OBAMA!

Never missing a chance to diss America, Michelle Obama stuck her racist knife in the back of American high culture by suggesting minorities are not welcome in museums. At the opening ceremony of the Whitney Museum in NYC, Mooch said: You see, there are so many kids in this country who look at places like museums and concert halls and other cultural centers and they think to themselves, ‘well, that’s[Read More…]

ON A GOOD DAY

LINDSEY GRAHAM TO RUN FOR POTUS – I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE!

Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing[Read More…]

MY HERO!

PAMELA GELLER IS DOING GOD’S WORK!

Have those who don’t pay attention and believe it can’t happen here decided just how many rights they are willing to surrender to radical Islam? After the criticism heaped on Pamela from the media (including Fox News!) as well as the death threats from Muslims, it appears that too many Americans will surrender everything to appease those who will kill them for not being Muslim! Watch this video and realize[Read More…]

PARDON OUR INTERRUPTION

If you experience any outages today, it’s because our techies are adjusting our servers. I apologize for any inconvenience. Our hosting costs have gone through the roof as the server resources required to house the massive AWD data has surged. I was told we may have short outages throughout the day as the adjustments are made. Again, I apologize and hope this won’t be too big of a hassle. Of[Read More…]

AWD'S NEW TOY!

AWD SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO BLUES!

Right now, AWD is sitting by his lonesome at ye olde Casa de Amor so bored I’m tempted to start cleaning. I crap you negative! It’s that bad. Haven’t been to the gym in two days either. But right all I can think about is fitness. Fitness this big-ass 16-inch Wal Mart four meat pizza in my mouth! No, not every day is full of fighting crime and libtard excitement[Read More…]

"I BELIEVE IN COMMON CORE BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IN COMMON CORE!"

AWD IS SO HAPPY HUCKABEE IS RUNNING I COULD SH*T!

Add Huckabee to the list of Establishment cannon fodder for whom AWD will not cast his vote in 2016. Two types of people AWD will never trust. Politicians and preachers. Meet Governor/Reverend Mike Huckabee. Huckabee will be parsley on the plate of importance in the Republican primaries. AWD doesn’t know much in this world but I do know people. And Huckabee is a hucksterbee. His sincerity levels rival those of[Read More…]

HERE’S AWD’S SUBMISSION TO THE DRAW MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT

HERE’S AWD’S SUBMISSION TO THE DRAW MUHAMMAD ART EXHIBIT

AWD has no artistic talent. I can hardly sign my name anymore. I wanted to submit the above graphic to Pamela Geller’s Draw Muhammad Art Exhibit. So I asked Big Fur Hat if he could help me out. He graciously produced the image I should have submitted. Thanks, Big Fur! He’s truly a genius. Of what, I have no idea! The point of the above graphic is that it’s perfectly[Read More…]

RADICAL MORMONS SLAUGHTER ‘THE BOOK OF MORMON’ THEATER-GOERS!

RADICAL MORMONS SLAUGHTER ‘THE BOOK OF MORMON’ THEATER-GOERS!

Members of a radical and growing sect of the Mormon church have slaughtered hundreds of theater goers who attended last night’s Book Of Mormon musical performance in New York. Local authorities are calling for restraint and understanding while they investigate the attack. New York City Assistant District Attorney Lance Grabsweenie said at a press conference: “This attack should not be an indictment against the entire Mormon religion. We encourage people[Read More…]

My Own Private Baltimore

My Own Private Baltimore

By Fem X Here at home, racism is taught to children in school. I had to permanently withdraw my 6th grader from Fort Bend ISD this week because of racism and discrimination against him. Ironically, he’s a white kid. He was bullied, tormented, isolated, preyed upon, and physically challenged by five black boys in his grade for several months. And despite the “no-bullying” and “no-hate” policy that his school promoted,[Read More…]