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LACIST LUSH RIMBAUGH – MAKEE FUNEE CHINEE PLESIDENT!
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LACIST LUSH RIMBAUGH – MAKEE FUNEE CHINEE PLESIDENT!

It’s writer’s block Friday and AWD’s mind is as empty as those of the entire Democrat Senate and House caucuses in Washington. Looking back at what was happening last January, I noticed this little gem where Rush had poked fun at the Chinese poobah when he was giving Hussein marching orders in DC. I like making fun of people. Especially foreigners. Like my mama always said, “if you can’t laugh […]

HOMEOWNERS KILLING ROBBERS BECOMES LATEST AMERICAN FAD!
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HOMEOWNERS KILLING ROBBERS BECOMES LATEST AMERICAN FAD!

Hey kids! Put down those boring video controls! Pick up that shotgun and blast those criminal miscreants kicking in your back door! It’s fun for the whole family! What once seemed to be an activity enjoyed only by racist, redneck conservatives clinging to their guns and religion, protecting their families and property by sending violent criminals to meet their 72 parole officers in Hell is fast becoming the newest national […]

AWD ATTENDS SINNERS AND SAINTS MOVIE PREMIER! – OPEN POST
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AWD ATTENDS SINNERS AND SAINTS MOVIE PREMIER! – OPEN POST

The Big Sexy and his little brown filly were invited to attend a movie premier for the new movie Sinners And Saints tonight in Dallas. AWD hasn’t attended a movie premier since I starred in “AWDude Does the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders” back in my single days. AWD won rave reviews for his stellar performance (natch!) but several Cowboy Cheerleaders were not able to walk the red carpet a few weeks […]

ANDREA MITCHELL WINS LIBTARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!
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ANDREA MITCHELL WINS LIBTARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD!

Andrea Mitchell, the first openly retarded female television journalist, recently showed her bias against “crackas” in Iowa. Crackas just be dissin’ her homey! Mitchell believes Iowa is…shall we say….hmmmm….lacking in a certain pigment to suit Andrea’s taste. Especially when it comes to selecting presidents! This is stupid, but not at all unusual, for Mitchell and the rest of her friends in the propaganda organ of the Democrat Party, the mainstream […]

OK! THEN FRACK YOU!
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LOOK FOR FRACKING TO BECOME NEW GLOBAL WARMING FOR LIBTARDS!

Now that global warming has been exposed as a total hoax, libtards are now desperately in search of the next perfectly reasonable thing to protest that benefits Americans. Fracking is that thing! While only the most severe mentally libtarded idjits hold faith that global warming/climate change/Al Gore BS is anything more than eco-fantasy comprised of falsified data from falsified “scientists,” they are poised to make fracking oil production the latest […]

CANDLE BOY OPEN POST – REVISITED
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CANDLE BOY OPEN POST – REVISITED

Happy new year, dudes, dudettes and even you sumbitch trolls! AWD is ensconced in the captains chair, unshowered, unshaven, and still in his supa-sexy silk pajamas (camo pattern). Got the Glock in reach if someone makes the fatal mistake of trying to harsh my mellow today. I’ve been looking around for something to write about but can’t seem to give a you-know-what about politics today. Or anything else much either. […]