A Cask of Amontillado

For those fortunate enough to have been educated before the nonsense of common core, many of you might remember a short story titled “The Cask of Amontillado.” Just to jar a few memories it was a tale of gr...

OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

AND….IT’S THE MUSLIMS. AGAIN.

Twenty or so concert goers in England were murdered by a Presbyterian tonight in Manchester, England. Yeah, I know. Old joke and bad timing. It's suspected a suicide bomber exploded a nail bomb at the end o...
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THE BURGER KING FREAKS ME OUT!

I was over at my new little filly's house tonight and a Burger King commercial came on the TV. I told her how the King weirds me out. So I thought I'd repost this Burger King post from a while ago. You ...